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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/17/2008 7:33:51 PM

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HAIL yes

Here you go...My favorite part is the pained expression on her pretty face as his huge cock slides into her little asshole...
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=55aabe4b21394573733d

Opening line..."Ohhhh...You fucking filthy teenager." While he's pulling her hair to one side for the camera.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't watch the rest.

totally agree with you there.. but once you get past that part, the rest is pretty hawt!

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/17/2008 7:39:45 PM

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However, my biggest pet peeve by far is the "Domme Monologue" that's so prevalent in F/m stuff... blah blah blah fucker blah blah blah aren't you? blah blah blah beg blah blah more gratuitous profanity blah blah... Less talky! More fuck-that-boy-up-y!

I agree, I usually just turn the sound off while watching porn. I don't need to know what they are saying and can get the general idea.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/17/2008 8:05:02 PM

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However, my biggest pet peeve by far is the "Domme Monologue" that's so prevalent in F/m stuff... blah blah blah fucker blah blah blah aren't you? blah blah blah beg blah blah more gratuitous profanity blah blah... Less talky! More fuck-that-boy-up-y!

I agree, I usually just turn the sound off while watching porn. I don't need to know what they are saying and can get the general idea.

eww.. I know! I was watching Men in Pain a while back, and they way they were just screaming at the guy was such a turn off! I called Michael complaining they ruined the movie cuz they wouldn't shutthefuckup!

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/17/2008 10:12:17 PM

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/17/2008 11:01:16 PM

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

Wow! I'm generally not into fisting, but that is pretty damn hot! Thanks, Bossy--you post some of the BEST links on the forum!

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/17/2008 11:47:23 PM

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Two things that really piss me off:

1. What's with all this having to spit on cocks, assholes, and pussies recently?

2. Flicks where some young girl is a forcibly taken "virgin" but yet she has bruises all over her ass? Casting...HELLO!!!

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 2:58:52 AM

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1. Spitting. Whyyyy do people have to spit on things?

2. "18 year old virgins" with pierced clits and tramp stamps.

By the way, thanks for telling me who that Mark Davis guy is. He's soooo flippin' hot.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 6:17:05 AM

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

Sorry, but that brings up my other pet peeve- weak-ass bondage. Tied to a garage table with "Fuzzy Love Cuffs"? Gah! Not only is she barely restrained, she's holding the table up more than it's holding her. Chain that slut to something solid!

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 7:25:05 AM

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I just have one word... HENTAI! this is in NO way a porn pet peeve btw.. I just love to talk about how much I love it whenever I talk about porn....

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

Sorry, but that brings up my other pet peeve- weak-ass bondage. Tied to a garage table with "Fuzzy Love Cuffs"? Gah! Not only is she barely restrained, she's holding the table up more than it's holding her. Chain that slut to something solid!

Sorry.. Didn't notice that.. Was too busy WATCHING THE CHICK GET INDUSTRIAL CLAMPS ON HER CUNT BEFORE SHE GOT HER ASSHOLE SPREAD WIDE OPEN!
But then I tend not to notice things...

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 7:54:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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HAIL yes

Here you go...My favorite part is the pained expression on her pretty face as his huge cock slides into her little asshole...
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=55aabe4b21394573733d

Opening line..."Ohhhh...You fucking filthy teenager." While he's pulling her hair to one side for the camera.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't watch the rest.

totally agree with you there.. but once you get past that part, the rest is pretty hawt!

I thought the funniest part of that video was when he was like "are you a teen troublemaker?" over and over until she said she was, like that's the name of the site they did it for or something.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 11:49:04 AM

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I just have one word... HENTAI! this is in NO way a porn pet peeve btw.. I just love to talk about how much I love it whenever I talk about porn....

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

Sorry, but that brings up my other pet peeve- weak-ass bondage. Tied to a garage table with "Fuzzy Love Cuffs"? Gah! Not only is she barely restrained, she's holding the table up more than it's holding her. Chain that slut to something solid!

Sorry.. Didn't notice that.. Was too busy WATCHING THE CHICK GET INDUSTRIAL CLAMPS ON HER CUNT BEFORE SHE GOT HER ASSHOLE SPREAD WIDE OPEN!
But then I tend not to notice things...

Now this was a good one. Thank you BSB.
petdave, I agree about the bondage. I love bondage. Nothing more lovely than the female form bound. But it has to be done right. I did get past it pretty easily with all the other stuff going on. Since I couldn't understand the language, I had nothing to laugh at so I was able to watch the action. Her breathing and high-pitched squeals were...NICE! I particularlly liked the heavy clamps and the DP.
Ahhh yes...Nothing like an afternoon at the cinema.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 11:52:55 AM

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

Must confess... already found and watched that one! Ya is goot.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 12:48:41 PM

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Daddy had a clip from sexandsubmission i think it was and I was so utterly fucking bored with it. Also disapointed cause I've seen previews where they were face fucked while hanging from hooks an shit an I was like that's hot I want a subscription, an the clip I saw was so lame. There was very little sex and the actionw asn't all that hot it was mostly bondage an stuff.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 12:55:06 PM

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holy crap! look at this one! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=604bb59bf75cb0bce0a6

I shall become unemployed if this continues.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 1:37:49 PM

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I am just curious why BSB needed wank fodder...cause it seems she has more porn resources than I do....lol

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 4:58:03 PM

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Sorry.. Didn't notice that.. Was too busy WATCHING THE CHICK GET INDUSTRIAL CLAMPS ON HER CUNT BEFORE SHE GOT HER ASSHOLE SPREAD WIDE OPEN!
But then I tend not to notice things...

That's why i called it a pet peeve

i'm sure it was nice for her and all, but the half-hearted tie kinda killed it for me.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 8:11:40 PM

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hehe spent like 3 hours on porno hub surfing diffrent clips and masturbating. Just hope I still want to fuck when he gets home tonight.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/18/2008 9:48:30 PM

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(not that anyone is really gonna be interested, but I have a shitload of nilla porn..brand new, still in shrinkwrap..willing to part with it cheap)

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/19/2008 9:20:39 AM

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Vanilla porn wouldn't interest me. Daddy has shit loads of it, litterally like 100 plus dvd's and I can watch it for free. And I would except I get disgusted and bored with them in under 20 mins.

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RE: Porn Pet Peeves - 6/19/2008 10:04:44 AM

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GT,
Ebay, Craigslist.....
have you thunked aboot it?

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