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angelicbitch -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 7:44:54 PM)
ummm what I want to know is how someone puts a collar online anyway.... I mean if your gonna put it around the monitor ( depending on what type you have) it won't fit...and if it does that is alot of metal to be strappin around your poor monitor... and then it will obstruct your view.... Sorry... just don't get it ..you want to say your his . then simply put in y our profile your under consideration by joe blow and be done with it... wait til the time is right and get a real collar... ...... It's just words in a profile ... and you and he know you are together .... so what would be the point !!!!!!!!!! If your together your together .. sorry just had to be difficult :D

Leatherist -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 7:48:37 PM)
Past conversation with newly "collared" online sub. So who do the initial relate to? My wonderful new master!!!! Have you met him yet? Yes,I have talked with him here for a month! No phone calls or personal visits yet? No,not yet. When are you scheduled to? Well,he lives a long ways away...... Web cam maybe? He doesn't have a cam. When's he going to get one? Are you trying to POACH me buddy?????!!!!!!! [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 7:53:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire Ummmmmm, maybe I should have Greedy or Tulip check the parts, RM? [:D] Um, well, I'm such a fickle bitch. I've got a scene in my head right now with me, Lynx and Madame4a. And all I can say is, "Yum." sobs

leadership527 -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 8:09:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Real question....do online collars fall off if you lose power in a thunderstorm or God forbid....you accidently hit that little "x"? Oh man, you just have to love the condescension here. The answer is, "Yes, they do fall off. Just like real life collars fall off if you press the little button thingie and remove them." Good lord people. Granted, you can't really compare the worst of the online world to the best of the real world. But then again, an awful lot of the "real" world is not exactly "best" and believe it or not, some online things actually do have merit. shakes head in disgust Let me know when the chum is out of the water and all you sharks are done with your frenzy.

RedMagic1 -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 8:29:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: leadership527 some online things actually do have merit. Which specific example are you basing this statement on? I don't know of a single successful relationship that included an online collar after two weeks of chat-only, in which the Dom wanted to have input from men only. I know a lot of soap opera explosions that started out that way, though. I don't believe in condescension either. But that's a separate issue. I'm a professional scientist, and I base analysis on data. Do you honestly believe the OP is anything other than a megaconfused loose cannon?

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 9:09:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Wait a minute. You're asking questions in the forum without giving all the info someone would need to give you advice, and now we have homework we have to do before answering? Really? Wow. S'okay blushy, I took notes in class. [sm=writing.gif] He started the "confused slave" thread down yonder in the sub/slave forum. That was where he asked about what he could do with the slave who belonged to another master and who also had a vanilla something or other, and and and tries to read what's underneath the jelly stain and something about something...... [sm=dunno.gif] So then this young lady who is apparently wanting an online collar posted in that thread questioning his committment to wanting her, when he obviously was interested in another slave who already had a master and a vanilla something or other. So then I think my dog slobbered on this part, he jumped in to say that his confused slave post was made for a friend, and it was not about him. [8\|] And somewhere in there he started a post up yonder in PolyWorld about wanting a poly household I think I spilled coffee on this part with one slave who is just becoming a slave and another slave who has 6 years experience. [sm=help.gif] So my tally at this point.... let's see, [sm=writing.gif]slaves divided by masters, multiplied by vanillas..... I hate new math[sm=rantint.gif] comes out to either two [sm=friends.gif] or three [sm=dancing.gif] slaves, a couple of masters [sm=argue.gif] and one vanilla something or other. [sm=whoa.gif] [sm=skiprope.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 10:13:37 PM)
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!

obis -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/27/2008 11:21:14 PM)
Keep in mind, your online collar should be made from only the finest electrons -- spend three months' virtual salary on it. Be sure not to get swindled on a collar made of positrons, those only work on robots. It might be helpful to occasionally pour some iron filings on your computer to make sure your slave is keeping the magnetic field polished.

MasterHermes -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 1:30:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kaylana hello A/all, i am the slave he is speaking off.. he does not own anyother girls and i am not owned in any shap or form by anyone... he is asking about this b/c ive agreed to start letting him have some controll over me. OL and in RL, yes we are meeting in 2 weeks and that will be the real test, but im in chats alot and i wouldnt mind an OL collar letting everyone knwo i was his. And for some people being collard online is a big thing... ive seen it... when people are real on line and are themselfs it can be a huge deal! so well i hope this si cleard a bit up, thank you for reading! I have read his threads and there is something doesn't give me a good vibe, but its not my problem so I am leaving it there. I will answer what you are asking without anymore personal comments. Go to a big chat channel like unowned subs.. Talk to the channel admins there . Tell them kindly you want an online collaring ceremony and ask if they can help. They probably know how to do it and if you approach it right way, they might help you. Then kaylana you add {Pr5} end of your nickname to show people there you are his, then enjoy your online relationship in the channel. I do not know anybody in those channels so dont give out my name , it wouldn't help. Now a personal comment: I would suggest you kaylana to make the initial contact with admins there and explain them your wish because you communicate better. Good Luck & Enjoy it Hermes Edited: Spelling

HeavansKeeper -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 2:32:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pr5sa1 Hi, I am potentially considering Kaylana for my slave. I would like to give her an OL collar first. Is there any advise anyone can give me on how to do this. I will be seeing her in 2 weeks in person. But I would still would like to pursue an OL collar for her. I am open to any advice, Thank you. I see many of the responses here as downplaying the value of an online collar. (Before reading the responses I didn't know what was meant by "OL") While I agree, it usually doesn't carry the weight of a real life collar, it can still be very important. Take My Pet and I, for example. We play World of Warcraft together[:)]. (always ever so slightly embarrassed to admit that). In the game there is a VERY common, worthless item called the "Small Leather Collar." (you kill young cats to get them... Don't ask) My Pet is allowed to carry one. No more, no less. Nothing in the game matters to her like that collar. It can be replaced easier any other item she owns in that world, and has zero bearing in the real world. But if I took that collar, in the video game, and destroyed it, she would cry. As most of the people reading this know a collar is a piece of matter. Leather, metal, and some other fabrics create a thing. The thing usually weighs less than 1 pound, versions of it can be found in any megamart and cost from as little as $2.99 to $5,000. (Anything more than 5,000 and it's a necklace, hunny, not a collar) Both the video game collar and the life collar are trinkets. They mean nothing when isolated from the idea they represent. A suggestion, if you want to give her some sort of collar, get her a day collar (in real life). I got My Pet a cat collar from the pet store to wear as a bracelet, and later a choker necklace I found fitting. I think online collars are hard to find a fitting trinket for. (RPG's are really the best I can think of, other than having her write it in profiles/signatures (as was suggested) Be careful, though. A collar in a digital world gets tied to the same heart strings as a collar on our plane.

mistoferin -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 4:17:07 AM)
quote: MasterHermes: Go to a big chat channel like unowned subs.. Talk to the channel admins there . Tell them kindly you want an online collaring ceremony and ask if they can help. They probably know how to do it and if you approach it right way, they might help you. Then kaylana you add {Pr5} end of your nickname to show people there you are his, then enjoy your online relationship in the channel. OK....I have to ask....do people really do this? Seriously I'm not asking to be "condescending"...but is this an actual practice?

LaTigresse -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 4:49:11 AM)
All of this online RPG stuff just makes me feel old and confused. Call me old fashioned but I want a nice warm flesh and blood slave. One who's skin I can feel under my hand and one that can wash my real, live, dirty dishes. As for the question about online house painting..........I had a vision similar to that CarFacts commercial where the cars in the driveway kept changing. Slave, many miles away, keep hitting keys and your house keeps changing colours. Delightfully freaking out the neighbours. How fun would that be????[:D]

colouredin -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 4:56:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin OK....I have to ask....do people really do this? Seriously I'm not asking to be "condescending"...but is this an actual practice? Yup some people did it recently ona site that im a member of

LadyRainfire -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 4:59:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin OK....I have to ask....do people really do this? Seriously I'm not asking to be "condescending"...but is this an actual practice? Yep, erin, they do..... There are all sorts of chat rooms, talkers, whatever you want to call them, where people do this. It has emotional validity for those who do it, whether it's our personal practice or not. I've had some online friends do it and "invite" me to the collaring ceremony, complete with fancy emailed personal invite and everything. It was serious for them though I've seen plenty others where it was just a game. Just like in the real world, it takes all kinds.

Madame4a -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 5:28:52 AM)
[:D] you owe me a new laptop, mine is now covered in spewed coffee... best laugh of the morning.. grin thank you! quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Wait a minute. You're asking questions in the forum without giving all the info someone would need to give you advice, and now we have homework we have to do before answering? Really? Wow. S'okay blushy, I took notes in class. [sm=writing.gif] He started the "confused slave" thread down yonder in the sub/slave forum. That was where he asked about what he could do with the slave who belonged to another master and who also had a vanilla something or other, and and and tries to read what's underneath the jelly stain and something about something...... [sm=dunno.gif] So then this young lady who is apparently wanting an online collar posted in that thread questioning his committment to wanting her, when he obviously was interested in another slave who already had a master and a vanilla something or other. So then I think my dog slobbered on this part, he jumped in to say that his confused slave post was made for a friend, and it was not about him. [8\|] And somewhere in there he started a post up yonder in PolyWorld about wanting a poly household I think I spilled coffee on this part with one slave who is just becoming a slave and another slave who has 6 years experience. [sm=help.gif] So my tally at this point.... let's see, [sm=writing.gif]slaves divided by masters, multiplied by vanillas..... I hate new math[sm=rantint.gif] comes out to either two [sm=friends.gif] or three [sm=dancing.gif] slaves, a couple of masters [sm=argue.gif] and one vanilla something or other. [sm=whoa.gif] [sm=skiprope.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 8:16:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse As for the question about online house painting..........I had a vision similar to that CarFacts commercial where the cars in the driveway kept changing. Slave, many miles away, keep hitting keys and your house keeps changing colours. Delightfully freaking out the neighbours. How fun would that be????[:D] snort ok, I love that visual! LMAO!!

tsatske -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 9:50:56 AM)
quote: Oh man, you just have to love the condescension here. The answer is, "Yes, they do fall off. Just like real life collars fall off if you press the little button thingie and remove them." There is no 'little button' that i can just press that will make my collar fall off. Shortly after becoming His, my collar had to be removed temporarily. If Master had not shown up in a timely matter with the key in hand (He was there because I needed Him there, but, right then, THEY needed the key), they would have had to cut it off. My slave bells, on the other hand - no latch to easily remove them on purpose, but they fall off of their own accord quite often! <bleh> The OP's problem is not simply that he asked for advice on how to run an 'online only' relationship from a bunch of people who, if he had taken the time to read the boards for a while (Hence my 100 post rule...) he would have realized, these people don't put much stock in the online type of relationship. But, no, the real problem is that he is rude and snarky when asking for advice, and yells at people who give him advice he doesn't like, and informs whole groups of people that he is not interested in what THEY have to say, becuase, did they not take the time to look and see - they have no penis! I am constantly whining and joking about how, living in the middle of the country as i do, the lifestyle can be a bit misogynistic. But, even the chauvinists i am going to go party down with later tonight, would not suggest that my opinion was totally worthless because i am a bottom player and lack a penis. It is not a good start to get off to. I firmly believe that when you ask advice, you should take what feels right for you and leave the rest. But you can leave what you don't care for, without the snide comments. You will get on better, in the social world, in general, lifestyle or not. (And, actually, i believe you should use what feels right for you, and then, not so much leave the rest, as store it away. what does not seem a good fit right now might come in damn handy at some future point.)

tsatske -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 9:55:00 AM)
quote: I want someone to paint my house online-It would be very interesting to see how THAT turned out. everyone is always complaining about how Goreans live in a world of their own construct, created from a piece of fiction - but i gotta tell you, it's you East of Eden peeps that really get on my nerves! paint your house indeed! Can I do it naked? (visualizing being naked covered in blue and purple paint...)

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 10:31:47 AM)
Erin- oh yes, back in my chat days I was invited to many a cyber collaring. One of them was even supposed to be a total surprise for the sub.

kiwisub12 -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (6/28/2008 12:04:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pr5sa1 Hi, I am potentially considering Kaylana for my slave. I would like to give her an OL collar first. Is there any advise anyone can give me on how to do this. I will be seeing her in 2 weeks in person. But I would still would like to pursue an OL collar for her. I am open to any advice, Thank you. As long as you are fantasing a collar - make it 24 karat gold, with a large emerald in the center, and a gold ring underneath so you can attach a 24 karat gold leash . Then maybe there could be some dangles - sapphires, emeralds and diamonds, with gold chains looped between them in a tasteful arrangement. Then you can imagine welding it onto the subs neck. and ... and... your sub could be 6" tall, and alabaster skin with jet black hair, and double D breasts, and a rocket scientist! oh .... and she could be independantly wealthy. and not have any friends or family, so she would always be available for chat on the puter. ah .... the joys of puter sex!

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