MisterBeast
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ORIGINAL: MisterBeast I think online only relationships are dumb, expecting that I am going to sit here and shut up about it and keep my oppinion to myself when some one ASKS for it, well that is going to go over about as well as trying to get a blowjob from a rattle snake. Furthermore, if two consenting people want to sit there all night long and type to each other "I love you baby" "No, I love you more" "no, I love you more *kiss*" Gravy, so be it. I am not going to tell them they cant do it, but man I have I seen sooooooo many of those situations crash and burn it aint funny, thus my oppinion on them, and to me, well it just seems empty. And computers arent exactly comfortable to cuddle with either. Yes, well, It is easy to see how a man can come to the conclusion that a relationship onlines is dumb when it is a well known fact that you can get off with your electronic pal, the comptuer, via internet porn without ever having to invest one whit of emotion or commitment. It is ok to wank to a collection of unfeeling pixels.. but an emotional connection is just offensive isn't it? Or do you find internet porn fans pathetic also? No, I like porn, it is cheap and easy to come by, and yes, boobies make me happy. Ah boobies.... So as I was saying, I have felt a connection with plenty of women online, but I am not going to keep it just as that, I am going to make it real time or im going to move on. I need just a little more out of life than playing keyboard cowboy. That.... and sex with your computer, I dont think that is what they had in mind when they called it a hard drive. might get a sliver or laser burn on your ding-a-ling from the CD drive... really not my bag.
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