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-=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 6:25:47 AM

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Did you ever start out helping someone to do one little thing but it ends up you get involved in a major project?

I love my ex and I like her new guy so when they needed help moving I pitched in hand. I was going to do the electrical wiring and plumbing to install their new dishwasher and save them money by wiring up the internet, telephones and TVs. On Friday that was pretty much what I did except for hauling a huge overstuffed king sized mattress up a step ladder to throw it up and over a balcony. The telephone gear hadn’t arrived yet and we were 12 hours into it when we quit on Friday so I promised to return on Saturday. I was exhausted when I posted Say goodnight Gracie on Friday night!

Saturday was a nightmare. The temp labor guys were so dumb they couldn’t work the dolly without damaging doorways and denting appliances. It was awful, they were clumsy retards. My ex’s new guy is a fellow Russian and he is no weakling but he is ten years older than me. So instead of just finishing wiring telephones and a adding a new electrical outlet at my ex’s house, I ended up hauling appliances and furniture all day. Julie’s new guy had a house nearby too so it was a juggling act between 3 houses. I moved 3 stoves, 2 fridges and concrete waterfall etc… One of the houses was on stilts so everything went up and down a winding stairways. By Saturday night I was tore up after another 12 hour long day.

The last thing I remember was taking a couple of codeine and a soma for my aching back on Saturday night. I woke up for a few hours on Sunday but felt sorta’ woozy and laid back down.

Now it is 8am on Monday and I am finally getting out of bed. I feel good about helping them. I installed their internet, computers, a dishwasher, a new electrical outlet, telephones and moved a bunch of appliances but, talk about being rode hard and put away wet. It’s Monday for Christ sakes… what happened to Sunday? I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 6:43:20 AM

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yup, i think it's called not being a spring chicken anymore....nice thing you did for them though.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:11:52 AM

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I think I would still be in bed, RS, if I did all that.... Dang lucky ex and it's wonderful that you did all that. Talented too!

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:28:50 AM

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You're a good man, RS, to help out your ex like that. As far as Sunday goes, maybe the langoliers were at it again.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:31:33 AM

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I know how you feel, RS....

you're a nice guy for doing all that

(but I'm still scared of ya!!) lol

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:33:29 AM

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ok, i have to ask.... why are people afraid of RS?

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:34:30 AM

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spongebob.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:36:18 AM

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a cartoon?

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:40:17 AM

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actually..it's more that in talking with him... even in just casual conversation...I have no doubt he can cause some serious ouchies..and laugh while doing it...

(kinda like me...)

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 7:40:29 AM

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I know, I know! He puts snakes on his slaves!

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 8:02:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually..it's more that in talking with him... even in just casual conversation...I have no doubt he can cause some serious ouchies..and laugh while doing it...

(kinda like me...)

one word.... YUM!

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 8:13:23 AM

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RS is evil enough to even put spongebob in a cage! Imagine what He would do to you LOL.

*drools*

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 8:14:47 AM

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Dang RS, you really are a sweetiepie! Lushy will massage all your pains away for ya! (I think I can volunteer for that, right, hun?)

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:17:42 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
You're a good man, RS, to help out your ex like that. As far as Sunday goes, maybe the langoliers were at it again.

I searched the house but found no notes from Stephen King. I don’t think it was the Langoliers.

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I know how you feel, RS....

you're a nice guy for doing all that

(but I'm still scared of ya!!) lol

Making you scared and being afraid of me are two different effects. I was hoping for the first one more than the second.

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

ok, i have to ask.... why are people afraid of RS?

I’m just a pussycat… you have nothing to fear. Look into my eyes, let my voice caress you… relax… you are getting sleepy… you will do anything I say

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

spongebob.

Ok… that’s a fair cop! It’s valid reason… but he deserved everything he got… and it was consensual, I swear it was.

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually..it's more that in talking with him... even in just casual conversation...I have no doubt he can cause some serious ouchies..and laugh while doing it...

(kinda like me...)

Damn… I thought I hid my sadism in casual conversation. Hey, wait a minute, since when have our conversations been casual?

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I know, I know! He puts snakes on his slaves!

Potty. I just searched “snake” and other than the 15 foot python and the Cajun girl with a snake like jaw, I never told the story about stretching out a 3 foot snake and dragging the belly ridges across my slave’s clit until the vibrations made her cum. So how did you know I put snakes on my slaves?

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:20:11 AM

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:21:56 AM

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Now it is 8am on Monday and I am finally getting out of bed. I feel good about helping them. I installed their internet, computers, a dishwasher, a new electrical outlet, telephones and moved a bunch of appliances but, talk about being rode hard and put away wet. It’s Monday for Christ sakes… what happened to Sunday? I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

You had no one to awaken you with kisses...

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:22:43 AM

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Potty. I just searched “snake” and other than the 15 foot python and the Cajun girl with a snake like jaw, I never told the story about stretching out a 3 foot snake and dragging the belly ridges across my slave’s clit until the vibrations made her cum. So how did you know I put snakes on my slaves?

*Coughs lightly*
Anyone that takes the time to edit your webpage links, from being mere pictures, to being the actual site could read all about that....

...Not that I do that.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:26:53 AM

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after perving your profile, you don't look like Rip.

it's cool you're willing to lend a hand to your ex and new guy. you didn't miss much on Sunday.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:46:41 AM

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OH MY, another one succumbing to RS's charms!

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:49:24 AM

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he does have dashing ...sparkling ...hypnotic blue eyes

*melts*

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