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Sartoris32801 -> What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 11:39:10 AM)

What is your favorite line from a movie?

On the top of my A list;

From "Fight Club" Marla Singer, " My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

Sartoris




veronicaofML -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 12:03:11 PM)

john wayne.........

"my fault your fault nobody's fault..one twitch and you'll be dead"




KatyLied -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 12:04:30 PM)

Where did they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else... we're all stocked up here.

Melvin Udall
As Good As It Gets




JohnWarren -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 12:09:36 PM)

Young man: If you write a good book, will women sleep with you.

Forrester (famous author): If you write a bad book, they will sleep with you.

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I live in hope




Quivver -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 12:19:09 PM)

[8D] One of my favorites.......
(pardon me)
Witches Of Eastwick. Cher says: I think... no, I am positive...
that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life.
You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated
EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even
discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually
retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid,
you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell.
You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Q




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 12:22:24 PM)

These are not ALL my all-time favorite movie quotes. But they are lots of great quotes from Serenity.

Mal: Define interesting
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.

Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Mal: No grenades.
Mal: No grenades!
Zoë: We gonna crash again?
Mal: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.

Mal: The leg is good. It will bleed plenty and we avoid any necessary organs.
Vault Guard: I was thinking more of a graze.
Mal: Well, you don't want to make it look like you just gave up.
Vault Guard: Yeah, I get that.

Simon: We'll get off the ship. It'll be for the best.
Kaylee: Nobody's sayin' that.
Wash: Nobody but Jayne is saying that.

Simon: If there's fighting you drop to the ground or run away. It's ok to leave them to die.

River: People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.

Jayne: She is starting to damage my calm.

The Operative: You cannot make me angry.
Inara: Please, spend an hour with him!

Wash: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.

Kaylee: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Mal: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Mal: Hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

Jayne: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?

Mal: Doctor, I've taken your sister under my protection, here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.

Mal: Now listen, if anything happens and you don't hear from me in an hour, you take this ship and you come rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?
Mal: I mean it, I don't want to get left. It's cold out there.

Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...



"Let's be bad guys"

"I aim to misbehave"





anthrosub -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 2:45:38 PM)

"All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain...time to die."

Roy's last words in Bladerunner

anthrosub




candystripper -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 3:11:50 PM)

points at sig line, LOL.

candystripper




IrishMist -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 3:20:45 PM)

Ahh, there are so many

"You can call me Jake, you can call me Jacob, you can call me a dirty son of a bitch; but if you ever call me Daddy again, I'll finish this"John Wayne; Big Jake

"You can't argue with a rat baby sister"John Wayne; True Grit

"Why you half witted, scruffy looking nerferder"Carrie Fisher; Empire Strikes Back

"This planet can not continue on it's present course of violence; to do so will jepordize the well-being of all"I can't remember who the actor was, but it's from The Day the Earth Stood Still

"Danuhur, you owe me 650 gold, let's have it"
"You'll have it, never!"
"Then you can take your sister back. It's your custom, not mine. No gold, no marriage. We call it quits"
From The Quiet Man




dekley -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 4:07:01 PM)

Badges... We don't need no stinkin' badges.

~The Treasure of the Sierra Madre~




perverseangelic -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 6:24:29 PM)

"No matter how much she has damaged me, no matter how flawed she is, I know my mother loves me."


Astrid, "White Oleander"




sanita -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 7:48:09 PM)

A couple of favorites:

Sara: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that quite often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

- Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie in "Labyrinth"
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"In the immortal words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"

- Val Kilmer in "Real Genius"




Chaingang -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 8:29:43 PM)

"1. A Book of Water: This is a waterproof-covered book which has lost its colour by much contact with water. It is full of investigative drawings and exploratory text written on many different thicknesses of paper. There are drawings of every conceivable watery association - seas, tempests, rain, snow, clouds, lakes, waterfalls, streams, canals, water-mills, shipwrecks, floods and tears. As the pages are turned, the watery elements are often animated. There are rippling waves and slanting storms. Rivers and cataracts flow and bubble. Plans of hydraulic machinery and maps of weather-forecasting flicker with arrows, symbols and agitated diagrams. The drawings are all made by one hand. Perhaps this is a lost collection of drawings by da Vinci bound into a book by the King of France at Ambois and bought by the Milanese Dukes to give to Prospero as a wedding present."

...

"24. Thirty-Six Plays: This is a thick, printed volume of plays dated 1623. All thirty-six plays are there save one - the first. Nineteen pages are left blank for its inclusion. It is called The Tempest. The folio collection is modestly bound in dull green linen with cardboard covers and the author's initials are embossed in gold on the cover - W.S"

-- Prospero's Books




Saint -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 8:48:35 PM)

Movie: They Live

Quoted from Roddy Pipers character

"Im here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.. And Im all out of bubble gum."

"Im not daddies little boy anymore."

Movie: The Crow

"It cant rain all the time"

Movie: Spaceballs

"What did he have? THE SPECIAL?? Thats what Im having!! Check Please!"

"She's gone from suck, to blow!"

Movie: Blade Runner

"All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."





Misstoyou -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 8:49:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

Ahh, there are so many...

"Why you half witted, scruffy looking nerferder"Carrie Fisher; Empire Strikes Back



Even better with Harrison Ford's reply: "Who's scruffy looking?"




girl4you2 -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 9:07:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sartoris32801
What is your favorite line from a movie?
Sartoris

"after all...tomorrow is another day" as well as, "...i think this is the start of a beautiful friendship"




ToServeIsToLive -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 11:22:15 PM)

From Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Rosencrantz: "Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads."




krys -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/23/2005 11:59:32 PM)

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." ~ Heathers





FangsNfeet -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/24/2005 12:07:56 AM)

Some months ago this was asked.

I have many favoriate movies that have enjoyable quotes but for me, I have to say my absolute favoriate movie quotes come from Army of Darkness

"Give me some sugar baby"

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

"Hail the the King Baby"

"That was just pillow talk"

If you haven't seen the movie I suggest you watch it. The movie is cheesy, funny, adventurous, and spooky all at the same time. I garuntee you'll like it and the all the quotes.





MadameDahlia -> RE: What's your favorite movie quote? (11/24/2005 2:53:32 AM)

FROM: Army of Darkness:

Evil Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: Honey, you got real ugly.

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Demon Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: Come get some.

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Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

FROM: Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!

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Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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King Roland: The combination is: one . . .
Dark Helmet: One.
Col. Sandurz: One.
King Roland: Two . . .
Dark Helmet: Two.
Col. Sandurz: Two.
King Roland: Three . . .
Dark Helmet: Three.
Col. Sandurz: Three.
King Roland: Four . . .
Dark Helmet: Four.
Col. Sandurz: Four.
King Roland: Five . . .
Dark Helmet: Five.
Col. Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So, the combination is: one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

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Col. Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Col. Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge, sir.
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Col. Sandurz: Yes, sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?!
Col. Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

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FROM: The Road to Wellville

Will Lightbody: Toast.
A waiter: And, how would you like that, sir?
Will Lightbody: Toasted, dry, on its own, on a plate.

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Dr. John H. Kellogg: I'm convinced that I will live forever because my bowels are immaculate!

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Dr. John H. Kellogg: Your stool, Mr. Lightbody, quite frankly, is pathetic. Formless, mushy, and foul smelling. Take it away nurse.
Will Lightbody: How should they be?
Dr. John H. Kellogg: My own stools, sir, are perfect--they are gigantic! And, have no more odor than a hot biscuit.

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William Lightbody: With friends like you . . .
Charles Ossining: Who needs enemas?

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Poultney Dab: [Y]our son, George, he's throwing projectiles.
Dr. John H. Kellogg: Projectiles?
Poultney Dab: Corn flakes boxes, sir, at the guests.
Dr. John H. Kellogg: Boxes? Our corn flakes?
Poultney Dab: No, sir.
Dr. John H. Kellogg: Not my brother's?
Poultney Dab: No, sir. They're corn flakes boxes, but there's no corn flakes in them. They have Rice Carolina.
Dr. John H. Kellogg: Rice Carolina?
Poultney Dab: Well, in a manor of speaking. Actually, used Rice Carolina to be more precise.
Dr. John H. Kellogg: Used?
Poultney Dab: I think young George has gained access to the latrines.
Dr. John H. Kellogg: Latrines?
Poultney Dab: He's throwing boxes of shit at the guests!

I'll knock it off now. *Grin*






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