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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 12:16:54 PM

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being told to show up, shut the fuck up and do as your told is very strange to most

ROFL ... YEP!! ... you know osf i am gonna have to put that as a "don't" in my profile now lol.

good idea and i'll take the ones that will

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 12:48:00 PM

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This isn't as strange as some, but it still came across as rather inappropriate: I recently received a message from a dom thanking me for putting my trust in him. He stated that he would never betray that trust, and proceeded to illustrate what *our* life would be like. Now, the only interaction I had with this individual prior to this message was a one-sentenced note of polite pleasantries. It made me raise an eyebrow. It was, in a way, the most ridiculous message I've had - my trying to be polite in answering a message was not putting any trust in anyone.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 12:53:34 PM

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i once had a guy tell me he wanted me to hide on his boat as a stowaway - he was going to spank me, use me variously and then chuck me over board. i was right there until he mentioned the 'over board' bit.

visions of being dropped out to sea kinda killed the fantasy for me a bit. - when i pointed out my obvious concerns he said that we could forget the chucking over board and in retrospect it would make better sense to keep me contained below decks.

.... its often stunned me how completely lacking in the human factor some of these fantasies are. its almost as if reality really does get left at the door. even stranger that these people think that someone would consider being lobbed over board from something thats ocean going.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 1:52:03 PM

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Ive received so many amusing and strange messages i don't know where to begin, If this is to long, I will be happy to edit it and post it on my journal instead and just include a link, (just let me know) now on to the strangeness.

There was the one who described in detail a giant vagina eating a man whole and how it might feel, a man who wanted to set up a sort of commune to save the hobbits, (I am a midget and usually introduce myself as Hobbit because that is what everyone calls me) he was very polite but very strange, and even had set up a website for his future utopia, then came the blood pressure guy, who wanted me to get on mic with him and didn't understand that my computer didn't have one, and wanted to try it and see just to check, I had to tell him off, I built my pc myself and if I didn't install it it isn't there.
Then there are the usual ones who just didn't bother to read my profile, but these have to be the weirdest...

I want to add here before sharing that I am not trying to make fun of someones desire to be a woman, but I am totally confused as to why this person sent this to me when I mention nothing about this on my profile etc.

Anyways it was a while ago when I got this and Im still trying to figure out if the sender was serious or just putting me on...

((He says:))

I really wanna be a girl! I should have clit and vagina between my legs!! I wanna wear a skirt and a bra, then I wanna pee sitting down and wipe off my vagina every time I pee.

about 3 days after I replied with a confused but polite response and I get his from him in return...

And I wanna have a period too...
(wtf?) why?!

He also comments on how my semi nude photos ((Ive edited them not to show anything and because I am pretty proud of them I tend to post them on profiles and such, some of which have rules about what your allowed to show and not)) shouldn't be edited because Im soo hot, so I also politely inform him that what i do with my photos is none of his business.

I also got one just last night that said simply "common whore", and when I didn't reply he sent another saying I was fat and needed to be punished for that. I know my weight is listed and me being a midget makes me overweight for my body size, but surely he could have come up with some better insults then that?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 2:22:38 PM

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then came the blood pressure guy, who wanted me to get on mic with him and didn't understand that my computer didn't have one

Welcome to the BPG Club, we aren't exclusive because there are so many of us lol. i wonder if he ever gets anyone that says yes. So far everyone that has posted here has said no.

Maybe he gets off on rejection:).

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 2:54:22 PM

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I was curious abut his message and being no stranger to taking blood pressure and other various medical things (sick mother, I help her alot) I asked him why, when he didn't give a reason I just didn't reply, and he im'd me on yahoo (back when I had my id listed on my profile) and asked me to get on mic with him, he didn't seem to understand at all that I didn't have a mic. If I ever remember his screen name I would be tempted to go along with it just to see what would happen, I would totally post all results here:)

(anybody remember the guys screen name here?)

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 2:58:21 PM

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Somebody earlier on in the thread played along.

i cannot find it now that i am looking for it, but it went something along the lines of the girl to get on cam and either have a cuff or be willing to make cuff pumping noises (lol)..... and had some script that was about a pushy nurse :).

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 3:05:30 PM

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Wow.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 3:12:13 PM

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Welcome to the BPG Club, we aren't exclusive because there are so many of us lol. i wonder if he ever gets anyone that says yes. So far everyone that has posted here has said no.

Maybe he gets off on rejection:).

He messaged me five times within the span of half an hour once, saying the exact same thing each time. Maybe he gets off on reading the questioning replies (if he gets any) in addition to rejection...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 4:02:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: Invisigoth0o
I also got one just last night that said simply "common whore", and when I didn't reply he sent another saying I was fat and needed to be punished for that. I know my weight is listed and me being a midget makes me overweight for my body size, but surely he could have come up with some better insults then that?

I know, there are some whose only fetish is hurting peoples feelings, and they are pretty sure, in our society, that 'fat' is a free ticket for that ride. I find it funny on two counts:

1. you can't hurt my feeling when I don't even know you. I care about what other people think in direct proportion to my relationship with them, so how can a total stranger hurt my feelings

and

2. to really hurt my feelings you are going to have to tell me something I don't know, and, as it turns out, I own both a mirror and a scale.

My pic is up, and is a full body nude shot, specifically because some men have body size/body shape prefrences, and I understand that and am fine with that. If I am not to your liking, you pretty well know that before you write me, right?

so, why do they write me? LOL

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 7:10:39 PM

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I was once contacted by an African-American woman who wanted me to yell racial epithets while I (a white male) dominated and fucked her. I politely but firmly told her I wasn't into that kind of stuff. And it actually happened a second time with a different woman.

I mean, whatever does it for you...but I just find that really bizarre as an upfront request....

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/27/2009 10:00:44 AM

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first intial email from a Domme, which i kindly told her i was not interested was, pay your way to come see me and live with me in my house in florida.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/27/2009 11:52:37 AM

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The grossest was from a local "Dom" immediatly wanting me to proof myself by having sex with a dog.....doggy style at its finest i suppose!!! GROSS!! needless to say He was blocked. Wondering though how many women actually did that for Him. sighs to each there own.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/28/2009 10:12:37 PM

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The strangest demand I've ever recieved was he wanted to saw off my nipple to have as a keepsake of our time together.
Uhhh.... NO!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/28/2009 10:55:29 PM

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Not exactly a relationship demand, but I received this message today (apologies if this is against the ToS or something but no names were mentioned)-
It begins:

cunt,I'm an extreme Male Surpremacist looking for females that crave the attention of a Man that will completely disregard their personal and intellectual capabilities, and reduce them to an instrument of My sadistic pleasure.Looks are unimportant to Me, you will not be an object of My desire. I will degrade you, humiliate you, mock you and control you. If this is something that you want, if this is something that you sorely need, then come crawling to Me.

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I won't be the object of your desire? You'll disregard my personal and intellectual capabilities and reduce me to a mere instrument? You'll call me 'cunt' as a means of introduction? Huzzah!

Now, if you sent me this and it was written ironically, I may find it amusing but taken seriously- this guy is a wang.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/29/2009 2:14:33 AM

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How could you RESIST?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/29/2009 4:41:27 AM

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I have been sought after *not on this site* by 2 diffrent men (at diffrent times) who wanted to cut pieces of My flesh off and cook and eat it....

Then there was the guy who offered Me $25,000.00 to watch him jerk off and then to castrate him when he came.....

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/29/2009 6:31:04 AM

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Just think of the mess...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/29/2009 6:41:30 AM

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I once read a sub's profile that stated they would "like to be treated like a dog, to fetch, beg and eat from a bowel". This conjures up far too disturbing images for my tastes.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/29/2009 7:17:40 AM

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"eat from a bowel", eh? He needs to make up his mind. Does he want to be a dog, or a toilet?

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