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Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 12:37:36 PM

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Okay, I received an outright contact from a dominant woman some months ago (never spoke to her before) who first said "Hi." I responded back. "Hi." And then she proceeded to explain that she liked my profile, felt we were compatible, and then decided to see if we might work out for each other. She said that she had a submissive female, who was her alpha slave, and that she was now looking for a second slave, a male, who would eventually move into their home. Then she told me that within the year, I would marry the alpha slave, be submissive to her and the Mistress, and then a projection of how the rest of my life would play out was included. It was quite extensive.

I never followed up on it. I knew the person was legit (she was actually a professional dominant I knew somewhat peripherally through other people), but it just hit me really bizarre when this "offer" came my way.

So, what kinds of initial contacts have you had? I'm sure there's lots of "get on your knees, bitch" responses, but how about some of the more interesting stuff (no, not looking for wank fodder).

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 12:47:25 PM

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I once recieved..." Come to India and tend to my goats"
does that count as odd? lol
xx

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 1:05:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: Bstardsbitch

I once recieved..." Come to India and tend to my goats"
does that count as odd? lol
xx

And you didn't take it????? Or are you posting from India?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 1:12:38 PM

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The best offer, (I declined) was an expenses paid trip to Denver, standing on the Denver sideline, to watch a Steelers vs. Broncos game. I think I got this invite after the third message.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 1:17:31 PM

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I had one just the other day who claimed to be a vampire prince who wanted to "eat" me.

And I'm still not entirely sure what he meant by "eat".

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 1:28:11 PM

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I had a man CMail me, first contact, who wanted to babysit me for a weekend. I would be in diapers (only), he would feed me from a bottle and baby food. And there was the "changing" thing. ~shudder~

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But I'm 44...and booby...with long hair. I can't imagine being sought after as a baby.

[And it wasn't even from Leatherist.]

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 1:43:31 PM

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Lol....alas littlesarbonn, no I did not take him up on his offer....a fair way to travel, I'd miss the rain of the (sunny) UK lol.

I did ask him how I would tend to his goats...the reply was against TOS lol lol
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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 1:43:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: BeIgnited

I had one just the other day who claimed to be a vampire prince who wanted to "eat" me.

And I'm still not entirely sure what he meant by "eat".

Hey I got that one too! Some dude from Morocco.

When I first joined and my profile spoke of a loving, long term relationship, some guy from Washington state sent me an email about how compatible we were and how I would spend most of my days chained outside in his backyard.

But my all time favorite is still the guy who wants you to stick a marble egg up your hooha, then lay it like a chicken. Lots of the ladies heard from him.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 2:52:38 PM

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Cues Benny Hill music...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:02:03 PM

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Ive got a few:
There are various offers to be made into a bimbo slut. ee chest, lipo ass implants, cheek lip and forhead implants. Think anime hentai chick.

The second was: You would be the perfect girl for me if only you were shorter, at my expense would you mind having surgery to remove part of your leg bones to be shorter?

Third was: Have you ever used an entire chicken during play, Id love to double fist you then shove a chicken in your cunt, then proceed to fill it with stuffing.

There was once this one guy who wanted me to take an entire plunger lenght up my bum, he assured me I wouldnt kill me then proceeded to offer to show me how it wouldnt kill me.

Another said hed pay me 50,000 to kill myself, then have my body shipped to him, apparently Id make a great "stuffed doll"

Hmms... what else, oh There was a canible in Australia, who wanted to mail me drugs to paralize limbs so I could cut them off roast them on cam and then eat them, and mail him the rest...

Another wanted me to move to the other side of the country so he could roast me on a spit...

Sadly,, I can openly say, I declined every one.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:08:30 PM

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Hopeless, I think your post made me a little ill.

Okay, a lot ill.

I think I've gotten the better end of the deal here, the worst I've gotten is some people wanting to:
Keep me caged 24/7 in their basement
Move me to Canada to... keep me caged in their basement
And an excessively large number of poly people wanting me to do things I'm very much not interested in.
Also, another one that wanted to keep me caged up.

Do I just seem like the type that needs to be constantly caged or something? Yeeks.

Off to make sure I never EVER receive messages like hopelessfool.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:18:51 PM

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Sorry Kitten, Apparently your ment to be caged, Im well Apparently a well liked commodity of the snuff community.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:28:36 PM

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It's a little disturbing just how *many* snuff messages you got. I didn't know there were that many people out there that wanted to make me ill.

Good for taking one for the team. ;) Maybe this way everyone else doesn't get those messages. Heh. I wonder what attracts them...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:38:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: kittengirl8

It's a little disturbing just how *many* snuff messages you got. I didn't know there were that many people out there that wanted to make me ill.

Good for taking one for the team. ;) Maybe this way everyone else doesn't get those messages. Heh. I wonder what attracts them...

I actually have some information about that in this cage over here. Yes, right there. Just back up slowly into it. The evidence is right there. Yes, keep moving backwards. No, backwards! No, don't leave! Wait.....

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:46:35 PM

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Ah-ha! I knew you were the one perpetuating that kink! *already ran away*

So, this evidence? ;)

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 3:50:28 PM

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I've been offered free trips. Offered money to be an escort. I have been offered money for my dirty panties.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 4:02:47 PM

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I'm afraid the only exciting ones are so blasé they don't even need to be mentioned... But I was snacking on my meat lover's pizza and hopeless fool almost made me throw it away... I said "almost". I'm a fat kid. ;-)

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 4:16:54 PM

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Very early after I had joined CM, a Man emailed me and asked me for directions to my home so I could greet him naked, on my knees, and give him a bj.

You can imagine the rest.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 4:48:23 PM

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Did he wear a condom?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/11/2008 4:52:49 PM

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If I get that message, I'm totally giving directions to the nearest police station.

:)

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