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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 1:43:35 PM   
WyldHrt


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I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal!

Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold...

Jus Sayin'

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 1:44:53 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

will you all still be able to parent when you all are done topping and bottoming and sidewayzing?


LOL... not if it's done the right way, Ron.

*swats Ron's bum just cuz I'm feeling kinda badass*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 1:45:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt


quote:

I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal!

Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold...

Jus Sayin'


I can still be virginal and like being tied up and gagged... doesn't mean he got any. lol

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 1:47:06 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt


quote:

I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal!

Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold...

Jus Sayin'


MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She may be goin' all Blair Witch Project-like... best watch out there, lil Wyld-Thing.

*grabs your hair and bites your neck bc I know that you're slutty enough to puddle at that sorta thing*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 1:48:55 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: devilishpixie


quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt


quote:

I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal!

Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold...

Jus Sayin'


I can still be virginal and like being tied up and gagged... doesn't mean he got any. lol


Um... yeah.... I'ma hafta place a bet on the fact that he got more than a mouthful. Oops! Or maybe that was YOU?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 1:52:55 PM   
devilishpixie


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead


quote:

ORIGINAL: devilishpixie


quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt


quote:

I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal!

Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold...

Jus Sayin'


I can still be virginal and like being tied up and gagged... doesn't mean he got any. lol


Um... yeah.... I'ma hafta place a bet on the fact that he got more than a mouthful. Oops! Or maybe that was YOU?




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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 2:12:54 PM   
subtlebutterfly


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Status: offline 		I made my own eyes roll.
There came this chick...and I stared at her (secretly) for about half an hour trying to figure out if she was a shemale..
I came to the conclusion that it was a genetic female..for your information


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 2:13:49 PM   
Toppingfrmbottom


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 2:16:24 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

I made my own eyes roll.
There came this chick...and I stared at her (secretly) for about half an hour trying to figure out if she was a shemale..
I came to the conclusion that it was a genetic female..for your information



I received an email today. Photo's attached.......blonde barbie bimbo with too much makeup and fake tits, wanting to serve, moving to the area....yada yada yada...

I scroll down and low and behold.........the blonde bimbo was holding HIS skirt up displaying HIS gear.

I was aghast.

(not really but it sounds good.....the aghast part......the rest is true)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 2:21:18 PM   
subtlebutterfly


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/10/2009 3:48:34 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: devilishpixie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Um... yeah.... I'ma hafta place a bet on the fact that he got more than a mouthful. Oops! Or maybe that was YOU?






SEE????  You've done this before, haven't you? 

*mwuahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 8:22:48 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Well, it wasn't today, but....

My package of raspberry plants arrived.  I muttered a few choice words under my breath because I had not yet prepared the ground for the plants.  The next weekend, I rototilled the garden, wrestling with a balky tiller all the way.  I finally finished and opened the berry package...

And it was the duvet cover I ordered from Overstock.  For some unfathomable reason, they decided to stamp RED AND YELLOW on the box, making me think it was red and yellow raspberry plants instead of a green duvet cover...


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 8:25:49 PM   
Venalismihi


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 8:26:56 PM   
Daddysredhead


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*offers hugs to DS*

*laughs in spite of herself because she is inappropriate at times*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 9:38:24 PM   
MasterK13


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Status: offline 		A online friend and dom implied he has severed lims(cut off body parts) OF PEOPLE SCARRED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! NOW I AM QUESTIONING HIS SANITY.

< Message edited by MasterK13 -- 11/15/2009 9:39:07 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 9:57:27 PM   
KateyCaine


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

I made my own eyes roll.
There came this chick...and I stared at her (secretly) for about half an hour trying to figure out if she was a shemale..
I came to the conclusion that it was a genetic female..for your information



I received an email today. Photo's attached.......blonde barbie bimbo with too much makeup and fake tits, wanting to serve, moving to the area....yada yada yada...

I scroll down and low and behold.........the blonde bimbo was holding HIS skirt up displaying HIS gear.

I was aghast.

(not really but it sounds good.....the aghast part......the rest is true)






Oh, deary me :P

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 9:58:53 PM   
KateyCaine


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ORIGINAL: MasterK13

A online friend and dom implied he has severed lims(cut off body parts) OF PEOPLE SCARRED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! NOW I AM QUESTIONING HIS SANITY.



It sounds like he was taking the piss, joking around for shock value.... :)

k.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/15/2009 10:51:33 PM   
MasterK13


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Status: offline 		Possible he has admitted to being a stoner.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2009 3:38:22 AM   
devilishpixie


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ORIGINAL: MasterK13

A online friend and dom implied he has severed lims(cut off body parts) OF PEOPLE SCARRED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! NOW I AM QUESTIONING HIS SANITY.


Don't believe everything you read online.

The woman who moved in to the apartment next to the basement access door came out and asked if I had to go down there so damn early. (her hands on her hips) Like I would go down there by fucking choice.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2009 3:51:16 AM   
zephyroftheNorth


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