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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/13/2008 7:18:35 PM

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Got an email from some male sub in Buffalo wanting to know if he could serve the Pirate and me while he's in Tampa during the month of Feb.

*snort*

Shhhhhhh, it's secretly us......

(We only wish.....sigh)

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if it WERE the two of you, no subterfuge would be needed, nor any SERVICE.. I adore you both , so would be supremely happy having you HERE

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:28:12 AM

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two eye rolls this morning:

one for a lesbian submissive in Nigeria and the other for a too eager "i found your profile interesting ...want to know more about you ...please don't leave me hanging" Ghanan switch.

oh yeah - that dominant who begged me to chat with him - no reply back.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:33:33 AM

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I got the switches too, Sambas... and one of them who said he wanted to know all about me I actually repsonded to, saying "all you need to know about me is that I am getting married"

Imagine my surprise when I got a response! "awww thats great! Can we chat as friends?"

I told him thanks, but I'm a bit too busy right now.. good luck in your search.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:41:37 AM

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i left mine hanging - he wrote the message in CAPS

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 7:19:37 AM

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this one actually used decent American English (dropped the ball on punctuation, but who am I to criticize THAT? LOL) and caps in most of the right places...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 7:44:15 AM

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Brilliant!! I hadnt even thought of that (although, it did cross my mind to have him come clean the house...LOL)

Well Greedy darling......if he wants to serve so bad, he can serve me! I could use a chauffeur to drive me around!.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 5:50:10 PM

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OK, this didn't happen today, but it's been buggin the hell out of me so here it goes.

I have this "friend" (I've known her for nearly 30 years). As some of you know my Dad passed away on Thanksgiving... and this "friend" took the time to send me a "sincere" TEXT message... yea, something like, "heard about your Dad, sorry." THAT not only made my eyes roll but also made me speechless. Ummmm hello? Since when did texting replace a phone call, or sympathy card, or at least a phucking email. Needless to say, I'm still a bit bitter.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 5:50:58 PM

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*hugs to girly*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:01:16 PM

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That is one of the rudest things I think I've ever heard of!!! If she has the number to send the text, make the call. Farkin Idjits!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:09:57 PM

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Thanks Greedy, huggin ya back *with a grope

Linea, how I would LOVE to have you have a little chat with her. hee hee She'd never be the same.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:13:39 PM

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Now that made me laugh right out loud, girly! Can I have her number? hehehe

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 6:58:33 PM

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I vote to give Linea the phone number. I've talked to her quite a bit and I know for a fact that she is quite capable of laying the verbal smackdown if need be. *oh yes, how lovely to be a fly on the wall*

*hugs girly for the friend who acted like such a jerk*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 7:21:35 PM

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Who wants to lay a verbal smackdown to a 26 yr old Dom who messaged me and all he wrote was "hello there" I mean...hellllooooooo........is that all you have to say?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 7:26:37 PM

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I loves the verbal smackdowns. I've even done a couple of physical ones when they weren't focused enough to understand the verbal ones. It usually doesn't have to go that far. I have noticed that if they can look at my face while I'm dressing them down, it's much more effective.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 7:28:36 PM

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Bear, I'd be happy to oblige since Linea says I flatline folks just for fun.

*me???*

*blink, blink*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 7:32:27 PM

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Little MsInnocentRed!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 8:40:32 PM

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Flatline jokes?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/15/2008 8:52:40 PM

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I told her that I can't tolerate know-it-all's and such, and she has heard my lose my temper, slaying the nasty little dragons. Therefore, I say I flatline people. It sounds so much nicer than kill.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/16/2008 2:31:56 AM

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Little MsInnocentRed!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/16/2008 3:07:41 AM

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I told her that I can't tolerate know-it-all's and such, and she has heard my lose my temper, slaying the nasty little dragons. Therefore, I say I flatline people. It sounds so much nicer than kill.

Okay. After reading your explaination. . . I went back and read the original comment. Flatline FOLKS makes so much more sense than Flatline JOKES, which is how I had read it.

I had been thinking. . . she doesn't tell jokes well? She gives the punchline as soon as the joke starts? She always plays the straight-man? She never understands jokes? What does it mean to flatline jokes?

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