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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 12:23:09 AM

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from some cybermalesub: "
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'd love to see you with a black stud. .. . "

My response:

"somehow, I seriously doubt that the fiance that I mention IN HUGE LETTERS ON THE THIRD LINE of my profile would be happy about anybody seeing me with anyone else..let alone with someone who was not HIM.

Word of advice... READ profiles before you email someone."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 5:20:10 AM

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stop stealing my trolls, you slut!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 5:39:15 AM

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Overblown egos stomping around the forums telling people their labels are wrong, because THEY said so.

POP that collar, you are f*&^%g AMAZING!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 6:12:25 AM

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quote:

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stop stealing my trolls, you slut!

*snort*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 6:18:09 AM

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I must be doing something wrong.

I have yet to recieve any emails or notes that are anything but polite. We had recieved a few notes from single male submissives in the beginning (which we are not looking for) but nothing really jaw-dropping.

Of course, we haven't been here on CM very long....I suppose the law of averages is bound to catch up at some point.....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 6:19:14 AM

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you realize you've just jinxed yourself

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 6:29:10 AM

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I got another of the ones sent from a female submisive's profile - ' I have a friend who is a dominant whom I think you would be perfect for, can you give me your contact details to pass to him, he is too shy to contact you himself ' ....I actually get quite a few of those

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 6:35:51 AM

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lol - you're right, Greedytop! I was going to go back and edit that with a disclaimer, saying "This is not an invitation for all you mischevious sadists out there to prank my email box!", but even then I realized that the Universe works in funny ways and now that I've put that out there, it'll come back to me!

Wander, I get quite a few of those on Myspace, along the lines of "My friend who is a girl thinks your hot, check out her profile" yadda yadda yadda. So silly.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 6:39:31 AM

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On CM?Nothing really..
In RL? My 6 year old refusing to go in a store and having a lil fit till I raced her to the door....I let her win

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 7:17:26 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: T1981

Wander, I get quite a few of those on Myspace, along the lines of "My friend who is a girl thinks your hot, check out her profile" yadda yadda yadda. So silly.

Ha ha yep it gives me flashbacks to primary school

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 7:28:39 AM

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quote:

he is too shy to contact you himself ' ....I actually get quite a few of those

That is most likely a guy pretending to be a girl.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 7:58:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

That is a guy pretending to be a girl.

Fixed.

*fapfapfapfap*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 8:19:34 AM

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*snort*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 8:54:40 AM

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quote:

Fixed.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 1:16:58 PM

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"Hello ...
I feel so great writing you this letter,
You're such a pretty woman that I belief God spent extra time creating you.. I am new on here and searching through profiles when I saw yours,I said to myself,Wow,What's an Angel like this looking for on a dating site,At first I thought it was a dream or something,I then gave myself the hardest pinch on earth to see if I'll wake up,after then I knew it was real,I like your profile and picture " Wowwwwwww" I have a comment on it,I am a man of my words,I say what I mean and mean what I say .. I would like a partner who is Intelligent, self-confident, romantic, affectionate, kind, athletic. A women who loves herself and has the willingness to be open.I'm self Employed and my Job moves me around, but it does put me under a roof.I want a woman who knows what she wants and what she can give to the world,A woman of her words,Someone I can walk side by side with on the street holding hands and showing love affection ... I like swimming,Playing Pool,Camping,Hiking and Fishing,I love to dance and I can sing too.. I love the outdoor activity so much,with time I'll get to tell you more ... Take care of yourself and be safe. You can get me on yahoo instant messenger as *****thats if you chat on yahoo and if you dont have a yahoo messenger you can get it downloaded through this link http://messenger.yahoo.com and then you sign up for a yahoo ID to to chat.. Looking forward to hear from you. and please do get back to me ****** at yahoo so i can send you some more pics.. Take care pretty woman and have a terrific Moment..
Love
****"

fucking wanker fucktard

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 2:25:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

from some cybermalesub: "
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'd love to see you with a black stud. .. . "

My response:

"somehow, I seriously doubt that the fiance that I mention IN HUGE LETTERS ON THE THIRD LINE of my profile would be happy about anybody seeing me with anyone else..let alone with someone who was not HIM.

Word of advice... READ profiles before you email someone."

WOW GT...you astonish me...I didn't expect you to be that polite...If I bother to reply I just write "learn to read"...am not wasting more time to reply to something like that "if" I reply at all....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 2:41:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

"Hello ...
I feel so great writing you this letter,
You're such a pretty woman that I belief God spent extra time creating you.. I am new on here and searching through profiles when I saw yours,I said to myself,Wow,What's an Angel like this looking for on a dating site,At first I thought it was a dream or something,I then gave myself the hardest pinch on earth to see if I'll wake up,after then I knew it was real,I like your profile and picture " Wowwwwwww" I have a comment on it,I am a man of my words,I say what I mean and mean what I say .. I would like a partner who is Intelligent, self-confident, romantic, affectionate, kind, athletic. A women who loves herself and has the willingness to be open.I'm self Employed and my Job moves me around, but it does put me under a roof.I want a woman who knows what she wants and what she can give to the world,A woman of her words,Someone I can walk side by side with on the street holding hands and showing love affection ... I like swimming,Playing Pool,Camping,Hiking and Fishing,I love to dance and I can sing too.. I love the outdoor activity so much,with time I'll get to tell you more ... Take care of yourself and be safe. You can get me on yahoo instant messenger as *****thats if you chat on yahoo and if you dont have a yahoo messenger you can get it downloaded through this link http://messenger.yahoo.com and then you sign up for a yahoo ID to to chat.. Looking forward to hear from you. and please do get back to me ****** at yahoo so i can send you some more pics.. Take care pretty woman and have a terrific Moment..
Love
****"

fucking wanker fucktard

Indeed, that's full with flaws...I mean...(my apologies that I might appear rude now to some people) but...

- I feel so great writing you this letter ===> A "man" feeling great writing a letter??? hardly met one of those in my life...
- You're such a pretty woman ===> well, GT know's that herself, she doesn't need a guy to let her know that...
- Wow,What's an Angel like this looking for on a dating site ===> I thought "angels" would be kind of...not alive anymore,
isn't it??? So as much as we all like GT...she still is human and not an angel (sorry GT to be realistic right now).
- I then gave myself the hardest pinch on earth to see if I'll wake up,after then I knew it was real ===> how hard is the hardest
pinch on earth???
- I like your profile and picture ===> yeah, he obviously did read your profile very well, indeed...
- I am a man of my words ===> What??? We all (ok, ok, maybe I should say on that case"I" KNOW) that a man of his
words...doesn't exist...
- I say what I mean and mean what I say ===> yeah right...see comment above...
- A women who loves herself and has the willingness to be open. ===> Well, many woman I know love themselves...
- "I'm self Employed and my Job moves me around, but it does put me under a roof." (isn't there a flaw or red herring or
something...self employed and his job moves him around...sounds like good income, whereas "but it does put me under a
roof" sounds almost as if he just manages to pay his bills...
- I want a woman who knows what she wants and what she can give to the world ===> again, we know what we want I
suppose
- A woman of her words ===> well, as far as my experience goes we are more of our words then the guys (sorry, I don't
want to appear being rude...)
- Someone I can walk side by side with on the street holding hands and showing love affection ===> get an escort, she will
happily do that for 200 dollar an hour or so......
- with time I'll get to tell you more ===> please...shut up...
- Take care of yourself and be safe ===> well, she does...
- if you dont have a yahoo messenger you can get it downloaded through this link http://messenger.yahoo.com and then you
sign up for a yahoo ID to to chat... ===> oh really??? we are so grateful for that tip...we wouldn't know that without his
advice...
- and please do get back to me ****** at yahoo ===> yeah, particular on yahoo, where it is pretty difficult to block someone
sufficiently (there is hotmail much better!)
- so i can send you some more pics... ===> which she doesn't want to see in the first place...
- have a terrific Moment.. ===> well, she had it right now with posting that email to us...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/3/2009 3:53:41 PM

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someone who tried to sell me Sweden as being kind of Canada

quote:

Well I live in European Canada landscape wise, and need a slave, not just in landscape and I am English, and so?

followed by next email after my reply:

quote:

That to me is as close to European Canada that your going to get, but the people are nowhere near Canadian though, something closer to Bulgarian with we are this together to boot, not nice at all, but the countryside is very close.

followed by that he got it finally:

quote:

Oh I see, well best of luck in the outback then.

men...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 4:08:24 PM

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This is a review on a dildo I was looking at online...

"This dildo saved my life. It is a great product and does not conduct electricity."

Lmfao... what the hell?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 4:10:18 PM

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Whoa. My head is exploding Lynn, thx!!

<runs from the visuals that JUST WON'T STOPPPPPPPP>

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