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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:19:56 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		LMAO Aynne!  I *am* a member of the droopy bewbage club.  You'll notice that picture was taken when I was lying down on the bed...


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:20:12 AM   
beargonewild


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the 40 yr old GAY man from 'lonodon(sic), Canada that "came accross (my) profile and (my) e-mail adderss from (www.collarme.com) here and after going through it l found you interesting,hope you don't mind."



That was not me!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:22:48 AM   
T1981


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Status: offline 		*raises hand* I'm a member of droopy bewbage, too. (36 Triple D - such a pain in the ass, and shoulders, and back, etc etc) And at only 27 with no children, either, sadly. No excuse but genetics....phooey.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:25:56 AM   
lronitulstahp


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think it might have been the nipple shot on my profile that I was "flaunting", but I'm not sure.  I guess at my age *cough*, I should just keep it all covered up and vanilla.


Cali

i nearly tripped broke my mouse trying to click and perve....i just knew i was gonna see a pic of me holding your boob!!!!!(((nervous laugh))) Whew!!!!   After all the excitement let me say, nice nipple...."ah, i remember it well..."
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:26:13 AM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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Status: offline 		My bewbage didn't start to sag till I was in my 40's because they was so leetle.  When I gained weight due to a med, I ended up with a 46D & now they sag.  So I'm a member of that club now too. 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:33:34 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
i nearly tripped broke my mouse trying to click and perve....i just knew i was gonna see a pic of me holding your boob!!!!!(((nervous laugh))) Whew!!!!   After all the excitement let me say, nice nipple...."ah, i remember it well..."
~tulip chevalier


Give me some time, darlin'... so I can crop out identifying schtuff (like our faces)...  Remember, the phrase is "plausible deniability."


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 3:49:56 PM   
thornhappy


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

LMAO Aynne!  I *am* a member of the droopy bewbage club.  You'll notice that picture was taken when I was lying down on the bed...

Cali

* perks up * Droopy bewbage club?  Where do I sign up??

I did one of those protein-sparing fasts about 7 years ago, and you had to have a physical before you started.  I asked the (female) doc if my bosoms would aspire to perkiness.  She said "Bosoms have two enemies: time and gravity."

She was right, they be droopy still.  The poundage still be off though.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 4:12:18 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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ORIGINAL: T1981

*raises hand* I'm a member of droopy bewbage, too. (36 Triple D - such a pain in the ass, and shoulders, and back, etc etc) And at only 27 with no children, either, sadly. No excuse but genetics....phooey.

try 2 girls and 50+ triple D

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 4:31:02 PM   
thornhappy


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 4:54:11 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		What made my eyes roll?  All these wimmens with big chesticles, and none offering to donate to me.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 9:20:47 AM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Well I got a real doozy one earlier from a submissive female. Of course, each sentence she wrote started with "am" What cracked me up was she wrote "good caring master or God fearing sugar daddy"
I choked on my coffee when I read what's bolded.

me a master..........*snort*
me a God fearing sugar daddy..........*double snort*


Don't forget bear...we should still continue to swap you into a Sir...I still think you should take some lessons from pirate how to do that...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 10:09:19 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Just got a message from a 30-year old male dominant from Ghana stating that he likes my profile and pic (what pic? there's no pic on my profile!) and that he'd be glad to be in my service.  Yeah, I bet he would, LOL.
 
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 10:10:12 AM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		What made my eyes roll was the guy who looks like Ernie from the George Lopez Show (pot belly, vacant "durr" face, and swim trunks sooo loud, Helen Keller needs ear plugs and sunglasses to stand next to him, and HUGE ears) messages me asking me if I want to cam to cam with him.  Uhm...Not if a gun was held to my head by Hitler dude! 

I especially loved the added touch in his profile that says he is from Istanbul, Alabama. 


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 10:57:43 AM   
T1981


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Status: offline 		Okay. Just had my first truly eye rolling moment with a fellow from CM whom I chatted with via yahoo messenger. A seemingly normal first conversation until he said that I was to return online at such and such time as so he could prepare me to be nice and wet for when my husband gets home from work. Despite the fact that we had only been chatting for about ten minutes. Why do people think this is a good thing, especially since I mention that it's all about "getting to know you" in the beginning?

Riiiight.....thankfully enough, as it turns out, he's a single male dominant - not what we are looking for anyways. That gives me a nice way of saying "I don't thiiiink so....."

On the other hand, I now feel like I've been baptised and am now TRULY a part of the CM community now that I've had my first "ahem" moment.....


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 12:49:10 PM   
Gwynvyd


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Status: offline 		What made my eyes roll today was way too many TMI moments in a certain thread. LOL

Also a goober thinking I am a Mickey Mouse Domme, and because he is in town I will trip all over myself and go to his hotel room to flog him, and he would be gracious enough to treat me to a few drinks afterwords. *Rolls her eyes*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 12:51:05 PM   
T1981


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Status: offline 		What's a Mickey Mouse Domme, out of curiosity? I haven't heard that term yet....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 1:14:08 PM   
VirginPotty


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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

What made my eyes roll today was way too many TMI moments in a certain thread. LOL
Gwyn


You're not just whisteling Dixie, Gwyn!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 1:27:15 PM   
colouredin


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Status: offline 		A really frustrating person who has possibly used up the quota of swear words ill allow to be aimed at me for the year.

< Message edited by colouredin -- 1/6/2009 1:28:13 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 1:35:00 PM   
beargonewild


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Well I got a real doozy one earlier from a submissive female. Of course, each sentence she wrote started with "am" What cracked me up was she wrote "good caring master or God fearing sugar daddy"
I choked on my coffee when I read what's bolded.

me a master..........*snort*
me a God fearing sugar daddy..........*double snort*


Don't forget bear...we should still continue to swap you into a Sir...I still think you should take some lessons from pirate how to do that...


Okay, and maybe a few lessons from RS on how to be quite sadistic?


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/6/2009 1:39:51 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Well I got a real doozy one earlier from a submissive female. Of course, each sentence she wrote started with "am" What cracked me up was she wrote "good caring master or God fearing sugar daddy"
I choked on my coffee when I read what's bolded.

me a master..........*snort*
me a God fearing sugar daddy..........*double snort*


Don't forget bear...we should still continue to swap you into a Sir...I still think you should take some lessons from pirate how to do that...


Okay, and maybe a few lessons from RS on how to be quite sadistic?



Marvellous...that's great...seems everhope is happy to volunteer then as receiver...it is great to have so many potential volunteers all of a sudden  Come on, call him!!!

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