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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 4:18:27 AM

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from Steven Wright - a great comedian

"The restaurant sign said, 'We serve breakfast anytime,' so I said, 'OK, I'll have French toast at the height of the Renaissance.'"

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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 9:47:29 AM

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"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, and they didn't have any.... So I baught a cake!"

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RE: one line Joke - 12/10/2008 2:19:35 AM

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A pork pie goes into a bar and the landlord says
'Sorry we don't serve food here'

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RE: one line Joke - 12/10/2008 5:42:16 AM

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was it the driveway or the time travel that got the yuck? Wait - maybe it was the instant coffee - I admit, that stuff is pretty yuck.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 4:27:05 AM

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What do you call a dwarf with a machine gun?

Rambo Stilsken

Shut up, you'll all be telling it tomorrow.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 5:42:08 AM

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Two men walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 8:11:28 AM

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Shut up, you'll all be telling it tomorrow.

Doubt it... You told me that like a week ago, and I haven't told anyone... Maybe you're losing your touch... HAHAHA!

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 8:21:57 AM

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Someone's in a mooooooood

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 8:26:05 AM

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 11:44:17 AM

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 12:07:37 PM

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"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, and they didn't have any.... So I baught a cake!"

~~Mitch Hedberg

Oh you know good Comedy. God I love Mitch, he will be missed it is sad but Heroin took another one.

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By the way the fact that not only do you know him but you like him you get a gold star in my little black book.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 12:09:59 PM

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I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 12:14:05 PM

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A piece of string loops himself around himself, musses his hair and walks into a bar where the bartender says "we don't serve string! Don't you know that?" And the string says "NO. I'm afraid not!"

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 12:16:01 PM

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A piece of string loops himself around himself, musses his hair and walks into a bar where the bartender says "we don't serve string! Don't you know that?" And the string says "NO. I'm afraid not!"

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Wow, So that was like a Joke only different at the end right?

Old, and I hated it even when I was in Gradeschool.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 12:23:30 PM

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Steel, think about it. and if you still don't get it by the weekend, I'll explain it to you, OK?

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 12:26:43 PM

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I tripped on the escalator and fell downstairs for an hour and a half.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 1:33:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right.

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I have actually seen out of order signs on escalators.

One time I started to use it as stairs and was told that it was out of order so I couldn't be on it.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 2:17:59 PM

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Steel, think about it. and if you still don't get it by the weekend, I'll explain it to you, OK?

No Not Necessary .... I get it... Frayed Knot.... Still not funny still one that just makes me go .....

However if you could explain the Chicken and the Egg Paradox I would be glad to hear it ...

**I actually know the answer however... The Egg Came First.. Cause a Reptile Laid it. **

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 2:29:05 PM

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A pun is it's own reword.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 3:41:06 PM

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Does anal retentative have a hyphen?

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