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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 4:04:13 PM

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That's "retentive," not "retentative."

Now.....where's that roughage........

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 4:44:15 PM

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RE: one line Joke - 12/11/2008 8:15:29 PM

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"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, and they didn't have any.... So I baught a cake!"

~~Mitch Hedberg

Oh you know good Comedy. God I love Mitch, he will be missed it is sad but Heroin took another one.

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By the way the fact that not only do you know him but you like him you get a gold star in my little black book.

AND, Spelled his name right!! lol

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I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right.

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I was going to put that one, But I couldn't remember the whole thing, and I didn't want to ruin his genious, buy ruining his joke.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/12/2008 3:10:59 AM

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RE: one line Joke - 12/12/2008 3:16:07 AM

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im taking notes, lol

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RE: one line Joke - 12/20/2008 1:04:35 AM

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Hi, I'm Joe King.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/20/2008 2:35:29 AM

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Heres one...

Two irishmen walk out of a bar.....

hey it could happen.......maybe

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RE: one line Joke - 12/20/2008 11:30:01 AM

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"My grandpa said he couldn't walk with out his Johnnie Walker.

I can't believe he used to name all his belongings."

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"The dog barks, the bitch Yaps."

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RE: one line Joke - 12/21/2008 3:57:51 AM

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"I want to get a new toilet, paint it green black white with a red star, and have my own Heine-Kan."

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RE: one line Joke - 12/21/2008 8:16:06 AM

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Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/21/2008 9:32:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right.

~~Another Hedberg Masterpeice~~

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I have actually seen out of order signs on escalators. One time I started to use it as stairs and was told that it was out of order so I couldn't be on it.

That is funny. . . in a sad way.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/22/2008 4:47:11 AM

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See the metro system in North Tyneside! There's always at least one escalator not working somewhere on the network.

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