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RE: Switches unite! - 2/18/2006 5:17:10 PM

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Hot Damn! I'm missing a great party!

*looks in at the fun this thread has grown into, wondering how I missed it all*

Hey, where's that chocolate? Count me in!

Although I hope that finding that I am myself, a Dom doesn't count me out. I'm still a sadomasochist.

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/18/2006 7:40:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: Slipstreme

Hot Damn! I'm missing a great party!

*looks in at the fun this thread has grown into, wondering how I missed it all*

Hey, where's that chocolate? Count me in!

Although I hope that finding that I am myself, a Dom doesn't count me out. I'm still a sadomasochist.

WHAT?????????? You did not get an invite????????

Please accept my apologies. Whooops. Goes to fergus and smacks him upside the head, "This is YOUR soiree, remember. . . please give out invites. . . I am just a helpful facilitator. Bad Boy, shall I take your Reese cup away? Now get out from under that pile of bodies and give proper invites. Sheesh, men!"

passes the chocolate

If a Dom wants to count you out around here. . . well Un-Screw them. I am a switch and bi, so come play. I will at least play with you, although, genderqueer (if we had sex would this make me a tri . . . hmm I will already TRY most things. . . really wondering about this. . .) ah. . well . . . you get your place in the twister game . . . just remember to take off those clothes!!! Very important!

Reese cups for everyone!!!!!!!! WooHoo!!!!!!!!!! *throws them around the room*

fergus: me FIRST!!!!!!! I call dibs.

However there is a line forming for spanking/caneing/cropping/beating fastlane.

Okay it is now Left Foot Yellow. . . anyone want to say "Red" yet?????

Did not think so. I think I will repaint those spots Purple. Sheesh you guys, it is "just a game"

*puts up hair into a bun to avoid more PB accidents*

Okay, let's go and get Slipstream, she is not quite covered yet.

Monopoloy will be soooo boring after this. . . sigh.

Anyone else not get an invite? Let me know. Everyone that wants to just have fun is invited. fergus can second this after I take out the ball gag, so that the neighbors and party members can not hear his crying.

Best,

LaMalinche

*goes to put on "Luka" by Suzanne Vega on the stereo.*

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/18/2006 9:13:43 PM

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And dang if that Fastlane doesn't get my Domme dander up... Evanesce when you're done with him (since you have first dibs n all).. I'd sure like a turn.

ROFL!

I've a feeling it'd take more than the two of us just to get him properly bound.

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/18/2006 9:19:03 PM

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OK, it's now Right Hand Purple, and left foot has to scoop up a bunch of marshmallow and put it on the person closest to you in that dog pile.

We're gonna need a fire hose to clean up this mess, but what a glorious mess it is!

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/18/2006 11:01:16 PM

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And dang if that Fastlane doesn't get my Domme dander up... Evanesce when you're done with him (since you have first dibs n all).. I'd sure like a turn.

ROFL!

I've a feeling it'd take more than the two of us just to get him properly bound.

Naw.. he's probably one of those all bark and no bite types. Putty in your hands. *grins evilly and watches behind her for Fastlane's reBUTTal*

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/18/2006 11:02:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

OK, it's now Right Hand Purple, and left foot has to scoop up a bunch of marshmallow and put it on the person closest to you in that dog pile.

We're gonna need a fire hose to clean up this mess, but what a glorious mess it is!

Fire hose? Oh dear no.. Nothing like a group shower... oops don't drop that soap now..

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 8:32:01 AM

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oops don't drop that soap now..

Well, THAT takes all the fun out of it.

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 9:47:11 AM

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Whole damn thing sounds like a kinky version of Calvin Ball ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 4:04:28 PM

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dayum Fergus..seven pages later and you all have yet to unite....just say goodnight!

Play that funky music white boy!....Peace, Kevin

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 5:47:48 PM

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you all have yet to unite....

He did managed to get us untied at one point.. but then someone broke out the Twister game.. and dag gum it, we're all tied back up again.

::helps herself to a Reese's::

Celeste

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 8:16:48 PM

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dayum Fergus..seven pages later and you all have yet to unite....just say goodnight!

Play that funky music white boy!....Peace, Kevin

We're trying to catch the new ones as they come along!

Besides, from the look of things, we are uniting a few Tops and bottoms as well ;)

speaking of which, if anyone wants to until their top with my bottom....

lol, or vice-versa

let me know ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 8:27:07 PM

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Oh No!!!!!!!! Someone gave BitaTruble an invite? Horrors! She is gonna write this up in a newsheet I know. *wringing hands*

Now EVERYONE will know what we Switches do when we get togeather!

Marshmallowcreme her FAST!!!!!!!! Do not let her reach her notebook! Ply her with chocolate! Put peanut butter on her notebook! Anything! Aaacckk!

BTW, BitaTruble, welcome to the Soiree. Glad you came by. Jump in the twister game anytime. Please observe the NO TOGA rule. It gets difficult if you do not.

All right everyone! It is Orange Hand Right, but before you put it down fed a Reese's to the person on your left.

NO NO NO NO Not the fire hose yet!!!!!!!!

Oh well. . .

Pool party anyone?

Oh wait, the twister set survivied. . .

There is lots of PB and chocolate. . .

Let's just move it over. . . here.

Great! Pool and Twister.

Best,

LaMalinche

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you all have yet to unite....

He did managed to get us untied at one point.. but then someone broke out the Twister game.. and dag gum it, we're all tied back up again.

::helps herself to a Reese's::

Celeste

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/19/2006 10:00:49 PM

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All right everyone! It is Orange Hand Right, but before you put it down fed a Reese's to the person on your left.

But... but... I don't HAVE an orange hand! How 'bout I just orange duct tape the person on my right to the person on my left?

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 12:15:18 AM

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But... but... I don't HAVE an orange hand! How 'bout I just orange duct tape the person on my right to the person on my left?

::blinks:: Duct tape the person on the right.. to the person on the left.. doesn't that mean you're squeezed in between the two?

::takes copious notes after stripping off Toga::

Celeste..

and thanks for the welcomes, LaMalinche - this site is inspiring me to new heights in my own Mad Magazine/BDSM way. :)

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 4:03:43 PM

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::blinks:: Duct tape the person on the right.. to the person on the left.. doesn't that mean you're squeezed in between the two?

Hmmm... welllll... I can think of worse places to be!

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 4:37:28 PM

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Why not duct tape them to yourself? Hehe. 2 for the price of one.

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 5:20:19 PM

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You swithches are having way, way, too much fun here!
Fastlane turns out the lights and yells "Party over!"

You all have to be at work tomorrow......well, the ones with jobs atleast

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 5:30:27 PM

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You swithches are having way, way, too much fun here!
Fastlane turns out the lights and yells "Party over!"

::pushes Fastlane into a closet, locks the door and flips the lights back on::

::skips over, picks up the Twister board w/instruction manual and goes to a corner with a purple crayon::

::crosses out all instances of the words 'hand' and 'foot' and replaces them with 'butt cheeks' and 'boobies'::

::gets out a paint set and repaints all the green spots black::

::spins the spinner twice::

Right butt cheek BLACK & BLUE!

::pops a Reese's::

Celeste

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 9:13:28 PM

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Shoots pouty face in Fastlane's direction.

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Right butt cheek BLACK & BLUE!

Oooooooooh Celeste....I LOVE what you did to the game....

sets her duct tape variety pack down within reach of everyone
I never come empty handed.

Damn fergus...me thinks that new pic has got you too busy to play...it sure has added a new giddy to my giddy-up...tee hee

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/20/2006 9:18:01 PM

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Too busy to play?

*puts on his best Doc Holiday southern drawl*

"I'm here for you, huckleberry"

fergus

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