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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 4:13:15 PM   
Evanesce


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quote:

Fastlane says "Read the Tattoo on my cheeks....Exit only!"


I know a good artist who can fix that for you.

::yawns, stretches, and looks for something warm and fuzzy to curl up with::


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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 4:19:06 PM   
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Nay. Fastlane in a french maid's outfit can do all that...perhaps with a buttplug or two.


Fastlane says "Read the Tattoo on my cheeks....Exit only!"

Someone has to pay.....Fastlane looks around the room.....or not? Everyone is bigger then me! Can't we all just get along?


Oh, you thought the butt plugs were for your butt?

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/26/2006 1:21:12 AM   
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Oh, you thought the butt plugs were for your butt?


Silly rabitt, Trixs are for kids...

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Switches Unite! (again?) - 2/26/2006 6:47:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

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Oh, you thought the butt plugs were for your butt?


Silly rabitt, Trixs are for kids...


Good! We're back on track and active again!

Join 'Switches Unite!" Uniting the switches since the dawn of friday before last ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 2/26/2006 11:48:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: fergus

Good! We're back on track and active again!

Join 'Switches Unite!" Uniting the switches since the dawn of friday before last ;)

fergus



*runs over to Fergus and puts their fists together*

Wonder Twins powers unite!

*sighs as nothing happens and runs off for more peanut butter*

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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 2/26/2006 2:08:33 PM   
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Wonder Twins powers unite!

*sighs as nothing happens and runs off for more peanut butter*


That's 'cause you didn't say "Activate!" Sheesh!

::looks around, notices folks sleeping on the Twister mat, picks up the spinner and screams Right Boob Green!!! giggling as startled snoozers leap to their feet:::


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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 3/2/2006 1:11:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

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Wonder Twins powers unite!

*sighs as nothing happens and runs off for more peanut butter*


That's 'cause you didn't say "Activate!" Sheesh!

::looks around, notices folks sleeping on the Twister mat, picks up the spinner and screams Right Boob Green!!! giggling as startled snoozers leap to their feet:::



*laughs* oh.. yeah .. Activate.. *slaps her head*

*grabs more peanut butter and begins making sure everyone is covered in it. Gropes a bit while doing so"


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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 3/2/2006 8:50:02 PM   
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Peanut butter! *dives into it and starts randomly covering myself in it.* Yay penut butter!

*wanders over to the twister board waiting for the next color*

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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 3/3/2006 4:53:55 AM   
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oh peanut butter in the right place, thats fun, its even more fun with chocolate

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I vote Fergus the hawtest male switch!! <holds up a sign>Vote Fergus!

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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 3/3/2006 9:05:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lashra

oh peanut butter in the right place, thats fun, its even more fun with chocolate

Lashra

I vote Fergus the hawtest male switch!! <holds up a sign>Vote Fergus!


awwwww Gawrsh,

THANK you! :)

You're gonna give me a swelled head ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches Unite! (again?) - 3/3/2006 10:14:26 AM   
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I vote Fergus the hawtest male switch!! <holds up a sign>Vote Fergus!


Who else is running????? No offense to Fergus, but.. yanno, if Sean Connery is on the ballot for hottie switch I'm going to be very torn here.

;)

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/3/2006 3:14:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

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If this thread be an accurate count, there are about 12 switches in all of Collar Me land willing to unite ;)



I don't know. Unite.. what if you make a typo and start to untie people. That just doesn't sound good to me.

Celeste


LOL celeste

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/3/2006 3:27:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: fastlane

Uniforms are for catholic school kids......

Everyone should be nekked....and we'll do a slut Pile!

Fastlane gets the Top....since I'm the only Dominant here!


NOT the "only dominant here"........... .....a switch can be a dominant, a real live, gen-u-ine dominant.

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/3/2006 6:44:54 PM   
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?

A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth....tee hee

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/3/2006 8:37:53 PM   
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LOL!

We need some chocolate to go with that peanut butter, though. And some whipped cream. Definitely whipped cream.

Anyone got a small swimming pool?


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RE: Switches unite! - 3/3/2006 9:27:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

LOL!

We need some chocolate to go with that peanut butter, though. And some whipped cream. Definitely whipped cream.

Anyone got a small swimming pool?



Well, I reckon someone could whip me till I cream ;)

okay, that was bad.

BT: I an honored to even be considered in the running with Mr. Connory ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/4/2006 6:34:52 AM   
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Well, I reckon someone could whip me till I cream ;)


You and me both here. Nothing wrong with bad punning in my opinion. :P

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/4/2006 8:58:40 AM   
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OK, the *PUN*ishment line forms over there ---------------------->

:::warming up the dragon's tongue:::


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RE: Switches unite! - 3/4/2006 10:32:03 AM   
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OO OO!

Pick me!

I'll take a lickin' from the dragon's tongue, Evanesce!

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 3/11/2006 4:33:15 AM   
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I am a switch in a long term relationship-- I read naked in a vat of peanut butter and chocolate... I live in australia now and we have nutella here. It is a really yummy Hazelnut spread.! we could use that LOL

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