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YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 7:03:57 PM)
CpK69, One time I was playfully bugging him and in playful retribution he farted, but he didn't dutch oven me, he flapped the blankets about so the fart would spread out into the breathing air. I got back at him by later putting icy cold feet on him, on purpose and waited for him to notice they were icy lol. quote: ORIGINAL: cpK69 quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss Yeah there's just absolutely no need to dutch oven your partner, but sheer sadistic delight on the oveners part. It is just wrong; on too many levels to count. [:'(] Kim

mozartsfuneral -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:08:29 PM)
chuckles You have a thing one?!!? do they have blue hair??? har har har i love it.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:10:17 PM)
hehehe... I have a Thing 1 and a younger Thing 2, neither have blue hair, but they aren't out of the house yet, so I don't rule it out! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]

bamabbwsub -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:16:07 PM)
Okay, I just have to add in my 2 cents... I was rimming my Dom's ass once, and he farted in my mouth. [:'(] But because he was so mortified and started apologizing profusely, I just smacked my lips together a few times and said, "Hmmm...I've never tasted a fart before." His response? "OMG, you are SO cool!" [:D]

LadyPact -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:18:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself First time I ever did anal...all those years ago...he was going great guns and I was just getting into the swing of it, and we took a break for a few minutes to cuddle before round 2. So there we are, I'm lying on my side, he's behind me, spooning into me and making me feel wonderful and special and all that stuff. He was cuddled right in, and I could feel his somewhat relaxed cock resting on my bottom. And it happened. The biggest fart I have EVER produced! Not only was it the loudest, it also seemed to last for minutes, and I wanted to die. After a moment or two I plucked up the courage to turn my head to look at him, expecting an expression of horror and disgust. Instead he's laughing fit to bust. So much he's actually crying. When he eventually calmed down I was in a bit of a state - how dare he laugh when he knew I'd be mortified? Then he said "your fart was so strong it made my willy wiggle!" Men...sheesh! [:D] This was the best laugh I've had all day. So much of a laugh that I had to try to stop laughing to read it out loud to Mister P. All I can say is, he knows the feeling. [:D]

bamabbwsub -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:26:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself First time I ever did anal...all those years ago...he was going great guns and I was just getting into the swing of it, and we took a break for a few minutes to cuddle before round 2. So there we are, I'm lying on my side, he's behind me, spooning into me and making me feel wonderful and special and all that stuff. He was cuddled right in, and I could feel his somewhat relaxed cock resting on my bottom. And it happened. The biggest fart I have EVER produced! Not only was it the loudest, it also seemed to last for minutes, and I wanted to die. After a moment or two I plucked up the courage to turn my head to look at him, expecting an expression of horror and disgust. Instead he's laughing fit to bust. So much he's actually crying. When he eventually calmed down I was in a bit of a state - how dare he laugh when he knew I'd be mortified? Then he said "your fart was so strong it made my willy wiggle!" Men...sheesh! [:D] OMG, now THAT is funny!!!!

purepleasure -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:41:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel OMG, I have been laughing myself silly with tears pouring down my face while reading this thread, but when I read this I laughed so hard I peed on myself!! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=mop.gif] OMG and I'm only on page 3!!! What? No tupperware was handy? (j/k)

Daddysredhead -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 8:52:52 PM)
LMAO at pure!!! Just make sure you keep it and wipe it out. For goodness sakes, though, keep it. Maybe put your leftover stuffing in it after Thanksgiving dinner next year. nods hehehe...

mozartsfuneral -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/6/2009 9:08:06 PM)
giggles aww adorable.

VirginPotty -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 5:57:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss No, actually it doesn't. It takes a LOT personally to make me call TMI, and none of the stuff in this thread, my stuff included would make me call TMI. If people don't like reading about, potentially disturbing things, STAY OUT of a topic you KNOW is likely going to gross you out. This was a thread sharing about an embarrassing moment, and people are free to comment back about their embarrasing moment(s) And besides someone asked what in the hell was in my diet that was making me have such reactions, and I answered. quote]ORIGINAL: VirginPotty She's not talking about your "need" to pass gas in public tho that's no surprise, she's saying "good grief" about your need to discuss the details that made you do that. Does the acronym TMI mean anything to you? quote: quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Sometimes people ask, but really don't want to know. You give more disgusting details about farting and shitting yourself than most teenage boys I know. [:'(] [sm=hearts.gif] Lubs you, Red!!

sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:06:15 AM)
quote: Having never had a C-section. I do not know for certain but I am pretty sure the cut is larger than 3 inches. it depends on the position of the baby the urgency of the c-section

VirginPotty -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:07:32 AM)
My daughter had 3 normal c-sections, non-emergent. Miserable doesn't BEGIN to cover how she felt after each one!

sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:09:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead LMAO at pure!!! Just make sure you keep it and wipe it out. For goodness sakes, though, keep it. Maybe put your leftover stuffing in it after Thanksgiving dinner next year. nods hehehe... "What'd ya put in the stuffing this year, Red? Tastes a little....different"

sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:13:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty My daughter had 3 normal c-sections, non-emergent. Miserable doesn't BEGIN to cover how she felt after each one! And i felt fantastic!! So much so that i was walking up and down the halls the next morning and trying to convince the Dr. to send me home (i failed)

VirginPotty -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:15:19 AM)
[8\|] Showoff

sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:16:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty [8\|] Showoff it was easy to do when walking on the clouds!!![:)]

VirginPotty -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:20:04 AM)
Ahhh, you were STONED!![8D]

sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:41:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty Ahhh, you were STONED!![8D] whats yer point?

VirginPotty -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:42:01 AM)
[sm=dunno.gif]Thought you knew by now I enjoyed stating the obvious.

sirsholly -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/7/2009 6:42:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss No, actually it doesn't. It takes a LOT personally to make me call TMI, and none of the stuff in this thread, my stuff included would make me call TMI. If people don't like reading about, potentially disturbing things, STAY OUT of a topic you KNOW is likely going to gross you out. This was a thread sharing about an embarrassing moment, and people are free to comment back about their embarrasing moment(s) And besides someone asked what in the hell was in my diet that was making me have such reactions, and I answered. quote]ORIGINAL: VirginPotty She's not talking about your "need" to pass gas in public tho that's no surprise, she's saying "good grief" about your need to discuss the details that made you do that. Does the acronym TMI mean anything to you? quote: quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Sometimes people ask, but really don't want to know. You give more disgusting details about farting and shitting yourself than most teenage boys I know. [:'(] quote: [sm=hearts.gif] Lubs you, Red!! ME TOO!!!!!!

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