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missturbation -> Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:23:46 PM)

I had a 'Carrie' moment today. Remember the episode in Sex in the city when she's in bed with Big and she fart's? She is mortified, thinks he will never call her again and just keeps saying 'i farted in front of my boyfriend'!
 
Well i can top that! I had an upset tummy at my Sir's house!! There i was laid on the bed next to Sir with him asking if i was ok and was i going to be sick? 'No' i replied 'but i think i have to use your toilet.' Oh the mortification, i have trouble just peeing at Sir's house!
 
Cutting to the chase, not to much detail, i used the loo and then couldn't look in him in the face. He brought me home and all i could say to the UM's was 'i had an upset tummy at my Sir's house.'
 
After many 'he'll never call me agains' and 'i had an.........' and hanging my head in shame he text to ask if i was ok. Phew it wasn't a deal breaker lol. I was and am mortified though.
 
I just thought i'd share my shame [:)]



tsatske -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:27:26 PM)

If He loves you, He'll call.
several times a day I ask my Master if I can please throw up on Him. (I take a medication that makes me nauseous)

He says He loves me, yet He always says no....



Vendaval -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:29:02 PM)

Life happens, dear.  We get sick and our bodies embarrass us.  Bet you would not hold it against a youngster, so why beat yourself up about it?  He took care of you and got you home and texted you aftwards to check on your condition.  He cares.  Your mortification will go away.  Later on you will laugh about this.  [;)]



VampiresLair -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:32:06 PM)

Theres a book out there... Everyone Poops.
It happens to the best of us. Here, we have decided not to take tummy trauma too seriously anymore. It used to embarass the hell out of Fox if he would fart in bed. Now, I tell him a little sheet fluttering wont kill us.

DV



tsatske -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:33:05 PM)

Oh, That is the greatest book!
(sorry, I'm in UM-Care for a living (and I use the word loosely) )



Aileen1968 -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:48:04 PM)

Did you clog the bowl?



DarkSteven -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:51:13 PM)

Ask him if he's into enema play.



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:57:13 PM)

At least it wasn't ON Him... or His carpet.... or in His bed.  Just think, it coulda been worse.  At least you made it to the baffroom! 



RainydayNE -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 6:58:28 PM)

gaaah =p i've had a couple of thingies like this =p
where my stomach goes into crazy mode and i feel awful because well.. it's just gross =p
either throwing up or somethign else
and i don't like having other people "around" when that is going on, CERTAINLY not him

anyway, once i was over there and i woke up at some obnoxiously early time (waking him up in the process) and my stomach is so huge it looks like i'm like 12 months pregnant (yes 12 =p)
i go in the bathroom, halfway die in there, come back and start doing this weird, noisy "no more puking" breathing, and he's waking up (which makes me feel horrible) like "what's the matter, are you okay?"

and i'm supposed to be home at a certain time but i can't see to drive now because my eyes are in the process of going super light sensitive =p so now not only have i made him wake up at stupid o'clock in the morning and made his bathroom smell like rotting guts, but noooow he's having to drive me back home while i sit moaning with my hood over my face
he did give me a bucket though
and lots of water
and he sat around with me at my house until i felt better =p
so that's wonderful

but hey, it's in those horrible and/or gross situations where you find out if people are really good people =p



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 7:05:27 PM)

Awww!!  At least you made it to the loo in time!



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 7:12:47 PM)

That's really nothing, almost.


I have actually had sudden onset diarrhea and pooped in the bed, and then had to come back and clean it up while he made retching noises and yelled ewwww disgusting gross, while I cleaned it up.


I then proceeded to yell at him and tell him don't you dare get all disgusted and rigtious on me, and  that I never retch or make comments when HE'S pooped all over himself,  and in public no less and it was his fault because he ate stuff he KNEW would upset his stomach and make him shit everywhere because he couldn't get to the bathroom..


Or the time I pooped all over the floor in my sister in law's families house cause I had explosive major dirreah pop up suddenly and I couldn't get across the house in time, and Joey, my Sister in law's DAd, had to mop the floor and tend to my clothing while I got in the tub.

Then I got a huge fucking ribbing from my brother and he told me off for the accident.

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

I had a 'Carrie' moment today. Remember the episode in Sex in the city when she's in bed with Big and she fart's? She is mortified, thinks he will never call her again and just keeps saying 'i farted in front of my boyfriend'!
 
Well i can top that! I had an upset tummy at my Sir's house!! There i was laid on the bed next to Sir with him asking if i was ok and was i going to be sick? 'No' i replied 'but i think i have to use your toilet.' Oh the mortification, i have trouble just peeing at Sir's house!
 
Cutting to the chase, not to much detail, i used the loo and then couldn't look in him in the face. He brought me home and all i could say to the UM's was 'i had an upset tummy at my Sir's house.'
 
After many 'he'll never call me agains' and 'i had an.........' and hanging my head in shame he text to ask if i was ok. Phew it wasn't a deal breaker lol. I was and am mortified though.
 
I just thought i'd share my shame [:)]



GimpinDenial -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 7:16:02 PM)

My stepfather once said:
"Do farts have lumps?"
While we stood in line for the buffet.....



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 7:17:43 PM)

Yup, I have actually said a time or two and I'll say it again and I stick to it, if you can't be your lowest and sickest, around the man or women you're dating and committed  to, then who can you be ucky and gross with and still be ok.

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ORIGINAL: RainydayNE


but hey, it's in those horrible and/or gross situations where you find out if people are really good people =p




RainydayNE -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 7:31:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Awww!!  At least you made it to the loo in time!


seriously
criiipes it was awful

but there have been so many mortifying situations with him and he's never flipped out at me for any of them
and it's made me realise how rare he really is =p
which is nice



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 7:38:20 PM)

Rainy, I was bedridden once because my back was out and I had to pee REALLY bad and there was no getting up to go pee, And my now x* and not for this reason but others* had to go get me a huge Tupperware from the kitchen hold it for me while I peed and then go get me toilet paper to wipe, then go dump and wash the Tupperware.

He thought it was really disgusting and wouldn't of done it if there wasn't any other choice. He wasn't one to be very helpful in general though, he was rather a wah wah help I am helpless do it for me kind of guy.





Lynnxz -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 8:08:52 PM)

Heh... it's ok mist... I puked all over C's truck. I 'tried' to make it out the window, but it was more of a 'Blarrrrghfarglefargleralf' in the door pocket and all along the outside of the truck. [8|]

He called me barfy for a month, but didn't seem to bothered... heh. [:D]



Aszhrae -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 8:20:56 PM)

Nothing worse than waking up snuggled against the toilet at your mistress'. It happened with my first mistress. Don't even remember getting up, but I was sick, mistress was worried and she helped me from bed and just left me there while she went back to bed. I thought it was over, but my relationship with my first mistress continued for another 2 years.
So if Sir loves you, you need not worry.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 8:29:12 PM)

What is all this love crap?  If he's a man of a certain awareness, maturity, and realism, he'll be ok with it.  To quote that well known mystic, enigmatic holy person, Tina Turner, What's love got to do with it?



RainydayNE -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 8:31:47 PM)

oh geez =p
it matters to some people. who are you to judge how other people do/think about things? =p
some people have emotional junk, some people don't (missturbation has lots of posts on the side of "don't" but that's her)
doesn't matter either way
just chill out, if it bothers you, run away =p



sunshinemiss -> RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! (1/5/2009 8:33:14 PM)

hmmmm, clearly my humor was not well received.  ah well, it happens.



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