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Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 5:48:32 PM

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Friendship among women
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among men
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 6:56:35 PM

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Friendship among men
A man sees his friend's girlfriend/wife and is quite taken with her. He thinks to himself, "I need a woman just like that."

Friendship among women
A woman sees her friend's boyfriend/husband and is quite taken with him. She thinks to herself, "I need that man."

Yes, men have better friends.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:03:27 PM

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Not having a great week, huh guys?

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:11:02 PM

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LOL

Hate to say it, but darchChylde's is especially spot on. When it comes to a man, there are many women who can be extremely and visciously competitive. That's why I just step aside and try not to become part of the carnage.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:24:12 PM

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*Chuckle*

I've seen this in action on one of those Candid Camera sorts of programmes. Two actors, one male, one female, pretend to be husband and wife in a shopping mall. The "wife" marches up to the husband and bellows out "And where were you last night?" - whereupon the "husband" turns to any other man standing nearby and says "I was staying with him - this is my old schoolmate Stan!" -

And in each case, the entirely innocent man - who'd never seen the "husband" before in his life - would confirm this to the "wife".

Yet, the other way around? Noooo. The "husband" would demand to know where his "wife" was the night before, the wife would reply that she was "staying with Lucy - my old friend" - and the woman pointed out as the "wifes's" friend,"Lucy", would just dart off in embarrassment.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:28:07 PM

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While I've lived in the US most of my life, I still can't understand gender-divide humor. -- My woman friends are incredibly bright, confident and supportive. They don't gossip nor compete with each other. Maybe it has something to do with the people one attracts into their life. This reminds me of a quote:

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:32:38 PM

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*Chuckle*

I've seen this in action on one of those Candid Camera sorts of programmes. Two actors, one male, one female, pretend to be husband and wife in a shopping mall. The "wife" marches up to the husband and bellows out "And where were you last night?" - whereupon the "husband" turns to any other man standing nearby and says "I was staying with him - this is my old schoolmate Stan!" -

And in each case, the entirely innocent man - who'd never seen the "husband" before in his life - would confirm this to the "wife".

Yet, the other way around? Noooo. The "husband" would demand to know where his "wife" was the night before, the wife would reply that she was "staying with Lucy - my old friend" - and the woman pointed out as the "wifes's" friend,"Lucy", would just dart off in embarrassment.

This happened on an ep of "Are You Being Served?"! I remember seeing it. If you men would just stop running about like jack-the-lad it wouldn't be an issue, now would it?

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:33:50 PM

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While I've lived in the US most of my life, I still can't understand gender-divide humor. -- My woman friends are incredibly bright, confident and supportive. They don't gossip nor compete with each other. Maybe it has something to do with the people one attracts into their life. This reminds me of a quote:

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)

The best minds discuss all three, well blended.

To discuss ideas absent context is hollow; events or people without ideas to provide meaning, shallow.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:54:23 PM

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Hoy, I've never run about like Jack the Lad!

You actually got Are You Being Served in the USA? *Shudder* how embarrassing. That must be one of our worst ever exports.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:55:53 PM

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HEY I RIGHTLY LIKED THAT SHOW!!!!!

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 7:58:27 PM

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Please Steel - no! Are we talking about the same show? Mrs Slocombe and her pussy, Captain Peacock?

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 8:00:48 PM

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Sorry, darling, one, we are great fans in this household. We heart Hyacinth Booooket as well. Perhaps not HER so much...

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 8:02:22 PM

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I thought that show was hysterical, actually. Although, after it moved out to that place out in the boondocks, I was done with it.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 8:06:30 PM

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... Maybe it has something to do with the people one attracts into their life. This reminds me of a quote:

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)

The best minds discuss all three, well blended.

To discuss ideas absent context is hollow; events or people without ideas to provide meaning, shallow.

I like the way you think

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 8:16:28 PM

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Fancy that. It astonishes me what sort of humour will travel. I heard that Benny Hill went down really well in the US - and I couldn't really fathom that. Yet, Frankie Howerd made almost no purchase at all.

Of all things - Are You Being Served? Astounding. Maybe because it had all the silliest English caricatures rolled into one show? (Quite well done caricatures, admittedly)?

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/10/2009 11:32:17 PM

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While I've lived in the US most of my life, I still can't understand gender-divide humor. -- My woman friends are incredibly bright, confident and supportive. They don't gossip nor compete with each other. Maybe it has something to do with the people one attracts into their life. This reminds me of a quote:

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)

My my, now this is what I would call a high-handed attempt to show how small minded we were to find humor in our every day lives and discuss it. Exactly where is it divisive? Male and female were laughing together equally; at least until you came along. We are not laughing to make anyone less, but to brighten our own days, if it does not serve the same purpose for you; you don't really have to insult everyone else here.

Thanks for the quote, it reminded me of something that I thought the first time I read it. Even the greatest of minds can make an ass of themselves sometimes.

As far as the company you keep, it's true. Competitive people tend to surround themselves with other competitive people and on the whole, women are far more competitive than men in the relationship arena.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/11/2009 6:16:03 AM

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Peon.. I enjoy Are you being served...

but I actually reallllly love the show Monarch of the Glen.

And Monty Python goes without saying....

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/11/2009 9:35:55 AM

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Peon.. I enjoy Are you being served...

but I actually reallllly love the show Monarch of the Glen.

And Monty Python goes without saying....

I just love MOG! I cried when Archie popped the question to Lexie. lol
And of course, Monty Python! Also, Fawlty Towers.

AbFab and Vicar of Dibley are tops on my list.

Edited to delete double quote.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/11/2009 9:42:39 AM

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monarch of the glen!
my mom used to watch that with me and i'd drool over lexie and she'd drool over duncan and we'd both drool over the pretty scenery. great show.

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RE: Men have better friends - 3/11/2009 9:47:48 AM

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Yes Seriously, Are you Being Served was one of my Favorite Shows Mr. Humphrees (Sp?) Being my Favorite
Ab Fab
Doctor Who
Red Dwarf
Vicar of Dibley
Open all hours
Last of the Summer Wine
The Flying Circus
The Office (Which will forever be better than the american version piece of shit)
MI5
Black Books

All of these are regulars in my house ...... when PBS is putting them on.

I LOVE British Humor

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