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The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 11:40:11 AM

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I'm expecting to see some magnificently poor jokes here. Mine, aged I think about seven, was:

A Frenchman is hitching. A driver pulls over and says, "Do you want a lift, mate?"

The Frenchman replies, "Oui, oui!"

"Not in my car you don't", replies the driver. "Use the toilet like everyone else."

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 11:51:50 AM

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Chicken...Road ...Other Side.

Knock Knock... Orange ... Glad ... Banana

What do you get when you cross ........ Not very funny clowns

Most recent jokes I learned all involve a lot more time to break down.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 11:57:44 AM

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Come on Steel, you can do better than that. One gem of an early, poor joke and you could win the top prize here. I may sadly have to disqualify you unless you can put some effort into it.

Another one - when I was about the same age:

What comes out of the ground at a hundred miles per hour, shouting "knickers, knickers, knickers"? - Crude oil.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:06:20 PM

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Knock knock..who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who
Swayne the tub I'm dwoning

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:15:45 PM

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What is the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One will get you arrested, the other is a sick bird.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:22:32 PM

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What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
-time to get a new fence!!!!

still makes me laugh.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:23:28 PM

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that is just about my one and only joke. and you beat me to it. *sigh*

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:33:25 PM

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Fey, you're coming this close - this close - to being sent home. Please don't disappoint us all this day.

I think we're gathering some richly feeble jokes here and should begin to award points. Subangi's breathtakingly poor joke is winning so far, for my money.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:35:40 PM

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ok, ok... do blonde jokes count? I know LOTS of them and some Valley Girl jokes.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 12:40:51 PM

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My dad still tells this one and chuckles at it, by now it is funny because he thinks it's so funny;
Knock knock . Who's there?
Esther. Esther who?
Esther Bunny!
Always followed by
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nutter. Nutter who?
It's Anutter Esther bunny!

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 1:46:53 PM

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quote:

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ok, ok... do blonde jokes count? I know LOTS of them and some Valley Girl jokes.

Blond jokes? Is that because i got brownie points from studmuffin and you didnt?
neeners. lol

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 2:25:33 PM

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There were two peanuts walking down the street. One was assulted.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 2:27:23 PM

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Did you hear the one about the Jump Rope? Lets Skip It.

What do you get when you cross a Penguin and a Polar Bear ........... A Polar Bear.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 2:42:03 PM

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Your brownie points are duly removed for trying to butter up the judge, subangi. We'll have none of that sort of thing here.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 2:46:03 PM

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Now they're really coming along.

I think we're reaching new heights of sublime badness now. But some of these look like recent jokes - when they're supposed to be jokes from early childhood.

Or are certain contributors inviting us to believe that their early childhood was, in fact, very recent? Hmm?

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 2:50:51 PM

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What's Grosser than Gross...... Eating a Hot Dog off the floor
What's Grosser that that.... Finding a Vein
What's Grosser than that.... hearing the faint screams of your father from the house as your mother drives away looking pissed.

God there were so many of these when I was a Kid

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 3:22:45 PM

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Knock knock
Who's there
Amos
Amos who
A mosquito just bit me
(followed by)
Knock knock
who's there
Andy
Andy who
And he bit me again

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 3:35:08 PM

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Does, "Pull my finger!" count?

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 3:48:01 PM

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Why did the Farmer cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

I had a Strange Childhood.

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RE: The first joke you remember learning - 3/11/2009 4:10:50 PM

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Your brownie points are duly removed for trying to butter up the judge, subangi. We'll have none of that sort of thing here.

But......but.....awwww cmon...

ok. rebuttle here

what did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
--my pops bigger than your pop!

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