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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 12:06:18 PM

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NO.

But here is someone playing THE DUCK on Bagpipes

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 12:14:44 PM

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I had one girlfriend who after having children, needed quite a bit of lube to be comfortable. She would amble sideways to get to the bathroom in the most peculiar way after climaxing during our first few sessions. After some time together and an almost painfully long session she finally got up and says 'I'm so thirsty, would you like a drink too' and she then managed farp with every step she took down the stairs to the kitchen, it was amazing. I came out to the balcony and looked over to see her on the floor near the kitchen bent out of shape trying not to throw up with laughter. So I would say ladies, if you want to practice and improve your performance, use plenty of lube and allow some friction to dry it to the right consistency for that virtuoso one woman show.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 12:16:34 PM

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I don't WANT to do that! lol It just happens! Sheesh..... lol

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 12:20:38 PM

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I should add, that the lube was scented and the whole house was 'peachy'

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 12:27:26 PM

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Oh, that's just WRONG! lol

You crack me up!! :)

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 1:03:24 PM

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I had one girlfriend who after having children, needed quite a bit of lube to be comfortable. She would amble sideways to get to the bathroom in the most peculiar way after climaxing during our first few sessions. After some time together and an almost painfully long session she finally got up and says 'I'm so thirsty, would you like a drink too' and she then managed farp with every step she took down the stairs to the kitchen, it was amazing. I came out to the balcony and looked over to see her on the floor near the kitchen bent out of shape trying not to throw up with laughter. So I would say ladies, if you want to practice and improve your performance, use plenty of lube and allow some friction to dry it to the right consistency for that virtuoso one woman show.

LMAO Funny Mad !
I thought that said "after having chicken" Course I had just finished watching the Duck being played on bagpipes. Thanks Steel

Mad! Peach? Nope, not laughing... It's embarrassing! Why would I want a scent to my embarrassment?

Back in the day I think we called this the "Pffffft" as in pussy fart.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 1:14:08 PM

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It's unlikely, but I like this guy.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 1:25:11 PM

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Q, It's hard to believe on a site like this but this topic is 28 posts so far and NO ONE yet has expressed a fetish in this area ... there MUST be someone ... surely ...

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 1:34:41 PM

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You know, all of you queefing women could harness that power for good. I mean...I don't think its a "greenhouse gas". Or you could emulate Amy G.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 1:35:56 PM

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lol. Trust you to think of that one.
Anyone want to 'fess up?

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 1:53:52 PM

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Not a fetish, but I have known to make it worse. With the right technique you can pump air in there with the shallow strokes, and then do a deep one that makes a big rumbling noise. Then repeat as needed although you run the risk of ruining the mood from too much laughter.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 3:11:12 PM

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I can't believe Amy G! That is too is funny....

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 3:26:17 PM

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I wonder if there's any pics on the net with Donald playing the bagpipes...

http://donaldisme.dk/ancest26.jpg
http://www.ultimatedisney.com/ducktales-volume3.html

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 6:32:35 PM

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OMG so funny but not so funny when it happens to you the first couple of times.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 6:52:03 PM

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I wonder if there's any pics on the net with Donald playing the bagpipes...

http://donaldisme.dk/ancest26.jpg
http://www.ultimatedisney.com/ducktales-volume3.html

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 7:25:10 PM

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OMG i've had to try the eyes several times just to finish reading this thread!

I once asked if he heard the damn squeaking rats!

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/18/2009 7:33:34 PM

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OMG yes i laughed thru this entire thread, having been there done that it can be embarassing.... but you guys have truly helped me relax a little about it knowing i wasnt the only one and thanks for the laughter tonight i woke the house up laughing!

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 5:20:51 AM

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Not too sure about a fetish for this Pirate. But as a musician, one wondered if there might be an entertainment angle here. Perhaps an act could be built up with a row of upturned ladies who's fannies could be squeezed to produce a particular note and therefore tunes.
The drawback (or blowback) is that farps seem to have little range in tone or pitch, quite unlike regular parps which have a rich variety that we all enjoy.
Wondering which songs might be appropriate...

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Before I begin auditions, further suggestions for songs would be welcome

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 5:52:16 AM

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How about Any Way The Wind Blows?

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 6:49:06 AM

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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