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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 7:39:02 AM

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The aannswerrr my friends, is blo_wing in the wind.. the answer is blowiiinng in the wind.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 10:30:28 AM

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Depending on how old your ::cough:: Instroments are, How about Dust in the wind? :-D

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 11:19:03 AM

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Hmm, I had no idea this was/is such an uncomfortable issue for so many.

I don't take it to the level of fetish but I guess I'm rather of the opinion that if there aren't "pussy farts" afterwards then we didn't do it right.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/19/2009 12:06:45 PM

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Hmm, I had no idea this was/is such an uncomfortable issue for so many.

I don't take it to the level of fetish but I guess I'm rather of the opinion that if there aren't "pussy farts" afterwards then we didn't do it right.

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Lol you are so right.
When I started this thread I knew that if I had written something like 'do any of you girls have pussy farts' ? half of the CM population would of come back sayin 'nope.. my pussy is far too tight and finely tuned that I never do an off key blow out'.
By saying what I said has just kept all those in denial away from this thread!!

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/20/2009 8:17:57 AM

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Hilarious thread.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/20/2009 7:18:04 PM

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Dropping by to have a peek at this thread after our conversation the other day. Totally amused by it. i must admit i do get embarrassed when it has happened to me, but i reckon it happens to most women. xxx

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/22/2009 3:10:52 AM

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Dropping by to have a peek at this thread after our conversation the other day. Totally amused by it. i must admit i do get embarrassed when it has happened to me, but i reckon it happens to most women. xxx

Not heard one from you yet but with all the other noises you make you could well be covering them up

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/23/2009 11:50:42 AM

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Not a fetish, but I have known to make it worse. With the right technique you can pump air in there with the shallow strokes, and then do a deep one that makes a big rumbling noise. Then repeat as needed although you run the risk of ruining the mood from too much laughter.

Perhaps some of Axemans lube at the right consistency might enhance the effect? Perhaps it is possibly to construct a tune of sorts by careful "fingerwork"?

Joseph Pujol would turn in his grave!

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/23/2009 12:12:22 PM

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Not too sure about a fetish for this Pirate. But as a musician, one wondered if there might be an entertainment angle here. Perhaps an act could be built up with a row of upturned ladies who's fannies could be squeezed to produce a particular note and therefore tunes.
The drawback (or blowback) is that farps seem to have little range in tone or pitch, quite unlike regular parps which have a rich variety that we all enjoy.
Wondering which songs might be appropriate...

Killer Queef
Farp Up The Volume
Everything I Foop, I Foop For You
Shakey, Quakey Farp

Before I begin auditions, further suggestions for songs would be welcome

I would think that if your'e going to find ladies willing to be upturned and have their fannies squeezed, your'e on the right kind of site to be in with a chance ... so as far as the auditioning goes, do I have to wear a rubber mask? ...

Of course I should mention that the mental images in the minds of our readers have become really kinky and pervy in relation to rubber masks when all I was thinking of was a Simon Cowell lookalike mask so as to convince the contestants that I'm rich and unscrupulous and that they might be made famous if they "are in my good books"

...... You could call it the F F Factor.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/23/2009 12:39:24 PM

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Is the bandwagon still available? I'd like to jump aboard.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/23/2009 12:57:29 PM

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Well, in the pitch dark, so long as you can do the accent, you are the spitting image of Peers Morgan off (everything these days, including) Britains Got Talent, and you'd get to rub up against Amanda whatsername (hey, you could have a go at persuading her to let you squeeze her fanny too!)

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/23/2009 12:59:11 PM

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I've got a clip of her on the phone

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/23/2009 5:28:34 PM

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Who was she on the phone to?

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/24/2009 12:05:01 PM

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Les Dennis, which brings us neatly back to farting

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/24/2009 11:39:18 PM

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oohh i likes it when you are really squishy and lay on your back and close your legs and just let it kinda roll its way out....it'll coat its self nicely then tickle your other girly bits before making its noisy appearace...

now if you roll over and let it loose..does that still count as a fanny fart ..or as the other kind??

and on the note of the other kind...how DO you avoid or deal with those???? not like you can pretend its the other now can you?? unless of course..it comes out smelling "peachy"

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/25/2009 12:18:33 PM

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So funny, and well, the image of Donald Duck playing the bagpipes...that will be a hard mental image to get rid of. I am very glad that my man will just ignore it, some might find it odd, but I find not having to worry about reactions to farts and other expulsions of gasses. very refreshing.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/25/2009 12:32:59 PM

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I must admit, didn't expect to see the word 'refreshing' in this thread.

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/25/2009 12:41:43 PM

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what is life if you do not get the unexpected sometimes?

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/25/2009 2:36:05 PM

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...how DO you avoid -- ---- ---- those????

Celibacy? ...... Play very loud music? ...... Wear earplugs? ...... Practice your fingerwork and attempt to play your best loved tunes (as discussed) and save them as ringtones which is artwork (or should that read "fartwork").

I, for one, am opting out of the first one for sure ......

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RE: Fanny Farting - 3/28/2009 9:54:37 AM

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sheesh i was hoping for a lil' more info but you know...saving it as a ringtone...that may come in handy...i wonder if there are any who are so talented that they can "play" ..blowing in the wind.......bet they could score big over the internet with that one..especially if they can get a back up ...or reverb effect?? ....i mean look at how well ping pong tossing has won over all who sees it..now if i can just get a hold of a link ot one of those..whoooo boy!!!

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