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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/17/2009 1:00:40 AM   
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Despite my attempts to pervert the course of his life, he has shown tremendous resilience much to his, and my, relief. The same cannot be said for his mother, Saratov.

And Lucy, whenever your kitty looks at you from beneath slitty lids, purring loudly, she's hypnotising you. Remember Kaa's 'Trust in Me' song from the Jungle Book


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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/17/2009 3:44:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to be cremated......




LOL...that reminds me, i had a fosterhome for the elderly for a while back in the day...and my favorite granny of all times was "confused"...and she saw that JFK Jr had been lost at sea...and was in a tizzy for days...

"i have to call my family and remind them NOT to bury me at sea!!!!"

we would call her daughter, all would be well for about 15 mins and then the panic would set in again....

we made an executive decision after that to not let them watch CNN anymore....

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/18/2009 2:22:04 AM   
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" To be a cat is bliss, supreme. To be a CAT is every dog's dream."

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