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"How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You&q... - 4/16/2009 9:43:27 AM   
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vlKIBAWvYWo/SZu9Hn9GOOI/AAAAAAAAAiA/O7dNZNP_3zI/s1600-h/cat.jpg

Hope this link works. It's hilarious if you know cats!

luci

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 9:45:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Loved it :-) . Thank you, luci.

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 9:45:29 AM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 9:53:23 AM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 9:56:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		I thought the topic would be funny but the more I read...the more concerned I am.  I have 3 cats that do all these things

*Thanks for the link*

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 9:57:25 AM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 9:58:26 AM   
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I thought the topic would be funny but the more I read...the more concerned I am.  I have 3 cats that do all these things





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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 10:28:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have experienced the cold, callous and sadistic nature of cats firsthand when my female furry ratbastard lay across the top step (two flights up) in my house one night which resulted in a fractured shin for me and my naked arse becoming wedged between the wide-ish pine bannisters as I fell over her and down the stairs. She's chocolate/black and my carpet then was a very deep brown so when the fone rang, I couldn't see her as I raced to go down the stairs to answer it.  She's never been a cuddly cat - it was malice with intent 

My son has forever been blighted by waking up that day to my screams and seeing me upside down with my backside wedged in those bannisters. The worst thing about it is that he had to use his foot to push me back out again!

I'm surprised either one of us are still here.


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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 11:17:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

I have experienced the cold, callous and sadistic nature of cats firsthand when my female furry ratbastard lay across the top step (two flights up) in my house one night which resulted in a fractured shin for me and my naked arse becoming wedged between the wide-ish pine bannisters as I fell over her and down the stairs. She's chocolate/black and my carpet then was a very deep brown so when the fone rang, I couldn't see her as I raced to go down the stairs to answer it.  She's never been a cuddly cat - it was malice with intent 

My son has forever been blighted by waking up that day to my screams and seeing me upside down with my backside wedged in those bannisters. The worst thing about it is that he had to use his foot to push me back out again!

I'm surprised either one of us are still here.

and you know...you just KNOW...she laid there with that "Stooopid human" expression/eye roll.


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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 1:41:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		My beloved football-shaped Meenu does some of those things, but most times, she is too lazy to mount such attacks. She'd much rather have her neck and tummy scratched because if she kills me, she no longer has anyone to buy her kitty food. I get to live by default. LOL

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 2:28:40 PM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 2:31:15 PM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 3:20:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ha!  You're a goner luci...admit it....You're now one of those "cat people".   You'll probably have 2 or 3 of them before ya know it.  : x

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 3:28:21 PM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 4:43:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG, say it ain't so! I almost did get a second one because everyone kept telling me Kali would behave better if she had a playmate. I was this close to falling for that cruel trick but finally decided not to. She's more than we can handle..............luci

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 4:44:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Your poor son. I'll bet he's a real cat-hater. Hilarious story!

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 4:45:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rubberpet
if she kills me, she no longer has anyone to buy her kitty food. I get to live by default.

Well, that's something

luci


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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 5:10:23 PM   
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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 7:47:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

(snip)

My son has forever been blighted by waking up that day to my screams and seeing me upside down with my backside wedged in those bannisters. The worst thing about it is that he had to use his foot to push me back out again!

I'm surprised either one of us are still here.



 How is his therapy going?  Does it look like he may be able to recover some day and live a relativly 'normal' life?

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RE: "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill Y... - 4/16/2009 11:33:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Luci... you may not have a choice... Cats will adopt you whether you want it or not...LOL  Just sayin'...

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