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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:53:34 AM

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:54:16 AM

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Cookie! The chuckwagon guy! LOL

He tends to get scalped at some point, just sayin....

Just how many whores can there be in this movie?....cuz i really have no other skills....

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:54:57 AM

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Steven works for Peaches....

And if Peaches shows up to work in stilettos and leather and gives me crap, I'm going to start a thread about it.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:57:30 AM

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Cookie! The chuckwagon guy! LOL

He tends to get scalped at some point, just sayin....

Just how many whores can there be in this movie?....cuz i really have no other skills....

well lessee...so far there's me and Steven. Come on Perse!!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 4:58:47 AM

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Steven works for Peaches....

And if Peaches shows up to work in stilettos and leather and gives me crap, I'm going to start a thread about it.

ok Steven...and i'll bring the cheese to go with your whine

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:00:53 AM

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The Judge.

I was think Mayor first, then realized that the Judge has more power.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:02:22 AM

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Cookie! The chuckwagon guy! LOL

He tends to get scalped at some point, just sayin....

Just how many whores can there be in this movie?....cuz i really have no other skills....

well lessee...so far there's me and Steven. Come on Perse!!!

Dammit, ten minutes ago I was just the guy playin' the pianner. Now I find that my freaking job description has changed and I'm a manwhore too!

This was SO not in my contract when I signed up!

/Goes to Peaches and demands a raise/

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:07:14 AM

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And if Peaches shows up to work in stilettos and leather and gives me crap, I'm going to start a thread about it.

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The Judge.

I was think Mayor first, then realized that the Judge has more power.

ooo cool LaT...you get to hear Stevens case against Pure!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:26:54 AM

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God help you all.

Oh, I am also going to open a veddy swanky restaurante', hotel, etc, on the main street.........that will take all the prospectors money. Import some hawt french cancan girls for my "theatre" to take whatever gold the guys have left after their steak dinner. That will be all on the down low of course. Classy joint and all that...... lots of gold brocade and red velvet. Maybe a high stakes card game in the back room on certain nights.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:50:07 AM

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totally schoolmarm. frigid, mean, but omg those cowboys make me flutter.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 5:52:05 AM

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God help you all.

Oh, I am also going to open a veddy swanky restaurante', hotel, etc, on the main street.........that will take all the prospectors money. Import some hawt french cancan girls for my "theatre" to take whatever gold the guys have left after their steak dinner. That will be all on the down low of course. Classy joint and all that...... lots of gold brocade and red velvet. Maybe a high stakes card game in the back room on certain nights.

*stares thru the window at all the purty ladies, cackling and dancing in a bowlegged way*

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 6:29:49 AM

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I'll be Lily Von Schtupp- come to town to entertain the miners and maybe seduce a lawman or two. (or maybe the Judge!)

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 6:36:42 AM

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it's twue! it's twue!

sorry..LOL

I wanna be the cowgirl..not someones sidekick.. the one that can handle it all..

(dammit, Hejira..now I'm thinking abut thumbs..LMAO!!)

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:09:49 AM

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I am the singer who is known only by her performance; and slips out the back, into the night, once her part is over.
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:23:18 AM

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Charley Parkhurst, also known as One Eyed Charley or Six-Horse Charley, was born as Charlotte Darkey Parkhurst in Lebanon, New Hampshire and grew up there in an orphanage owned by a man named Millshark.
He worked as a stable boy for Ebeneezer Balch located first in Worcester, Massachusetts,[2] and later in Providence, Rhode Island; then in the "What Cheer Stables" at the back of the Franklin House Inn in Providence for the next couple of years.
About 1849, two friends, James E. Birch and Frank Stevens, went to California and consolidated several small stage lines into the California Stage Company. Charley moved there and started to work for them. Shortly after arriving he lost the use of one eye after a kick from a horse. He had a reputation as one of the finest stage coach drivers on the west coast.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:23:34 AM

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There was a western I saw once where a band of bad guys were holding Jennifer Jason Leigh up (as if she were tied spread eagled to an invisible table) so the boss could push through her petticoats and defile her...

Some days I'm the boss.. Some days I'm Jennifer Jason Leigh.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:25:20 AM

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hmmmm happy fascist slut = I must be the one running the tavern/whorehouse.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:28:19 AM

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Do you swear like Swearingen does?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:32:47 AM

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Yes I think I do more.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 5/25/2009 7:33:16 AM

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have we got the tackle and leather master? someone needs to keep the pony's harnessed and held, right?

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