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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/21/2013 10:45:06 AM   
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What the devil is going on here?


Start with the first post. It's pretty imaginative, as one might expect on this site. Enjoy!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/21/2013 10:59:20 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/21/2013 12:34:04 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/21/2013 12:40:51 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/21/2013 9:05:07 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/21/2013 11:06:25 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/22/2013 5:30:58 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/22/2013 8:11:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh no, I like the Mel Brooks film better. But Richard Pryor wasn't in Blazing Saddles, was he...? /scratch head emotion/

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/22/2013 12:06:54 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/22/2013 12:29:44 PM   
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Oh no, I like the Mel Brooks film better. But Richard Pryor wasn't in Blazing Saddles, was he...? /scratch head emotion/


Richard Pryor was one of the screenwriters for the movie. He's actually responsible for the line "Mondo just pawn in game of life". He was also supposed to be Sheriff Bart, but he had a scandal just prior to filming and the studio thought it was better to replace him.

And I love Madeline Khan in that movie.


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 9/23/2013 6:49:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lovely anecdote! It was good that he didn't star in it however. His fame at that point would have "pulled focus" too much from Wilder. Despite the wonderment of their team-up the unfortunate train movie.

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/14/2013 1:38:09 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/14/2013 1:44:17 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/14/2013 1:48:58 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/14/2013 2:47:52 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/14/2013 7:22:08 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/14/2013 9:53:07 PM   
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I'll be the female gunslinger who refuses to be bound by gender stereotypes 100 years before the term gender stereotype was invented.

So.... Annie Oakley, then?

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/15/2013 9:48:06 AM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 10/15/2013 8:15:31 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 11/2/2013 3:19:29 PM   
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