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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 12:58:36 PM   
Lockit


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Pinocchio was cloned, didn't you know and most are found right here at CM and in our email box.  The Blue Fairy is very busy these days...

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 12:59:03 PM   
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The reason we really can't be real is that we are all just pretending until a strong enough man comes along and makes us realize that we are longing to be submissive.
Sorry, how much is that Troll-away spray again?

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:02:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

quote:

ORIGINAL: MzMia


Girlfriend, please!
First thing in the morning, and when you say your prayers at night, you fall down on your knees and say "Help me stop being a wannabe and become a real Dominant woman, that is all I ask!  I realize it takes more years of training than an M.D., but one day I will stop being a wannabe and become a real one, like those REAL Dominant women on Collarme!"

 
ROFLMAO!


Don't make me break out my Domina University fable!


I am reduced to weekend and online classes, it will take me about 5 more years to get my bachelor's degree in Female Domination, with a minor in Mistress/ Dominatrixology.
I won't stop until I get my PHD in Offline and Online FemDomination.
By then I will have a website, video clips and a weal video camera!

< Message edited by MzMia -- 6/22/2009 1:05:48 PM >


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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:03:31 PM   
Lockit


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Real domiant's love cock shots in their email... it makes them really hot.

Real dominant's love a wimpy insistant man who on a good day is a passive aggressive in denial.

Real dominant's know how to handle a mental case and fix all the world's problems.

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:04:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AAkasha


* Pursues men indiscriminately.  The only requirement is his availability and willingness to submit.
* Is attracted to a man who has nothing to offer other than his slavery (which is conditional)
* Expects no effort from the man at all

oh good lord this is so true..... ive just been informed that because i wont take a man i hardly know on as a slave even though he has offered me his twooooo slavery undying  lerve etc etc..... that im just nasty to him and rude and have an  ample arse!-
all that despite the fact that im a slave myself...

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:07:33 PM   
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I am sad to say that I am fake as well.

I don't own a single piece of leather.  I take my time to get to know people.  I don't refer to myself as a Femdom, but rather a Dominant.  My hair and nails are in terrible condition, and I never wear make-up.  I don't own a single pair of thigh high boots, and I tend to wear sneakers...with everything.  I don't have an arsenal of tools, and I don't make a million billion dollars to buy them.  Sadly, as a Femdom, I'm a failure.

Oh, I like to have feelings for those that I pursue.  I really don't like to have sex too early with someone because I feel that it would cause me to become attached to someone I don't know that well.

How can I become the emotionless, detached, and utterly depraved creature known as the Femdom of your dreams?  :-)

< Message edited by BailyBoo -- 6/22/2009 1:10:08 PM >

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:09:06 PM   
pyroaquatic


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My my... the sarcasm meter is broken!

Real Femdoms will lock you in a cage and if you misbehave, off with the testicles with piano wire. Screamin' octaves higher! It seems that most of this stuff is exists as a meme which leads me to believe that the chatrooms are flooded with this cyber fantasy junk.


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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:10:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BailyBoo

I am sad to say that I am fake as well.

I don't own a single piece of leather.  I take my time to get to know people.  I don't refer to myself as a Femdom, but rather a Dominant.  My hair and nails are in terrible condition, and I never wear make-up.  I don't own a single pair of thigh high boots, and I tend to wear sneakers...with everything.  I don't have an arsenal of tools, and I don't make a million billion dollars to buy them.  Sadly, as a Femdom, I'm a failure.

Oh, I like to have feelings for those that I pursue.  I really don't like to have sex too early with someone because I feel that it would cause me to become attached to someone I don't know that well.

How can I become the emotionless, detached, and utterly depraved creature known as the Femdom of your dreams?  :-)



You are in bad as shape as I am.
{I only own a paltry few corsets}.
We are both damned wannabe's!

Next you will tell me you don't spend half your life in your local dungeon, you don't even DO sessions or cam with submissive males on webcam!
Leave this website immediately!
I am revoking your Female Domination card.

< Message edited by MzMia -- 6/22/2009 1:13:42 PM >


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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:19:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MzMia

You are in bad as shape as I am.
{I only own a paltry few corsets}.
We are both damned wannabe's!

Next you will tell me you don't spend half your life in your local dungeon, you don't even DO sessions or cam with submissive males on webcam!
Leave this website immediately!
I am revoking your Female Domination card.


You can't revoke my card!  I'm revoking your card! 

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:25:23 PM   
MzMia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BailyBoo

quote:

ORIGINAL: MzMia

You are in bad as shape as I am.
{I only own a paltry few corsets}.
We are both damned wannabe's!

Next you will tell me you don't spend half your life in your local dungeon, you don't even DO sessions or cam with submissive males on webcam!
Leave this website immediately!
I am revoking your Female Domination card.


You can't revoke my card!  I'm revoking your card! 



I am just laughing way too hard right now.
You can stay, if I can stay.
Wannabe's need to stick together!

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:26:39 PM   
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Oh, oh I forgot my most recent one!  This was actually claimed by a submissive.

The dominant's on the mistress board are unfair and treat female submissive's differently than they do the male submissives.  (Which there may be some truth in when asking sexual questions.)  But basically we are all bored with our empty lives and only wish to do online to keep from meeting right away and are here to only trick sincere male submissive's and bash them. ( I guess a few emails and a few hours in chat over twelve days is too long a wait.  Sorry big guy if you only have an hour before bedtime... not my best time to start with... I don't make the time when I know you have been playing and had time all weekend and such!)

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:41:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: immoral

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha


* Pursues men indiscriminately.  The only requirement is his availability and willingness to submit.
* Is attracted to a man who has nothing to offer other than his slavery (which is conditional)
* Expects no effort from the man at all


oh good lord this is so true..... ive just been informed that because i wont take a man i hardly know on as a slave even though he has offered me his twooooo slavery undying  lerve etc etc..... that im just nasty to him and rude and have an ample arse!-
all that despite the fact that im a slave myself...


hahahaha  Too funny!  i'm also an s-type and i've had multiple male subs write wanting me to Domme them.   Goddess only knows why, or maybe like male Doms they don't read profiles?  lmao

~edited for wording~

< Message edited by sweetsub1957 -- 6/22/2009 1:45:15 PM >


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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:46:53 PM   
Lockit


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You might be worried sweetsub... they might have purchased my Insta Domina Powder!

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:49:14 PM   
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Oh shit!  Quick!  How much is the Troll Away?????

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:50:04 PM   
Lockit


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ROFL!

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:54:35 PM   
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ACME-pseudosub remover

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 1:57:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Real domiant's love cock shots in their email... it makes them really hot.



yanno....i'd really love to be a fly on the wall when some wanker messes up and sends a cock shot to a wannabe male dominant.  *happylittlehavingafantasy sigh*

oh yeah.  the resulting explosion would be a sight to behold!

kitten, snickering most evilly

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 2:06:29 PM   
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I kink, therefore I am.

Although what exactly I am is the next question I must ponder

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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 2:16:44 PM   
DemonKia


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FR, after read thru

What a fun thread AAkasha . . . . .

I know I can't be a 'twue femdom' cuz my fetish is for sensible, comfortable shoes (go Tevas & Birkies! lol) . . . . ..

& here's a fave of mine -- 'twue femdoms' all look young, slender, & fashion-model pretty, just like in the porn . . . . . Everyone else is just a cruel disappointment, but not cruel in a good way . . . . . lol



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RE: Femdoms don't exist. You heard it here. - 6/22/2009 2:26:08 PM   
xBullx


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ORIGINAL: AAkasha

those submissives who choose to educate themselves actually really, really stand out from the rest. They have to be willing to accept those three things as FALSE, however, before they even have a chance at a relationship. 



Interesting comment you made there.

Something to keep in mind. No surrender is unconditional, one side always sets the terms, if both sides enter into a relationship with conditions, it is a deal, that is not a surrender. If it is indeed surrender, it is only a matter of which side that it is that actually sets the terms that defines which party is truly the dominant.



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