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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:55:18 AM

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But I gots the boobs AND the attitude/mouth........ so there!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:57:50 AM

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But I gots the boobs AND the attitude/mouth........ so there!

tuff shit. My job application was in first.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 5:09:52 AM

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Jonnie,

I disagree, the traditional British pub has no use of a juke box as most of the time there's a ceilidh playing.
The Tudor beams across the ceiling would have people hanging from them.
The well stocked single malts would be largely ignored in favour of Jack Daniel's.
It would be in a quiet village miles from anywhere so that we have some privacy.
The landlord's plaque would have engraving to add the letters a, s, t and e above the Mr.
Of course Asher and/or myself would have to link the CCTV cameras to the net so that people could observe from afar.
MissT would have to manage the place of course.

I reckon this could work. What's your thoughts?

ETA: I reckon it should be called "The Collared Wench"

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 5:14:06 AM

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I thought "The Stiff Woodpecker" would make a good name, and have a woodpecker prepared by a taxidermist somewhere visible as one enters the pub.

edited to add...

if there are woodpeckers in the UK

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 5:14:55 AM

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If it was a traditional pub, there wouldn't be a waitress. You would be a barmaid - with a low cut top and you must have amazing boobs and be busty.

the.dark.

And VERY rude (in a double entendre kind of a linguistic way)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:03:21 AM

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Holly can do it "Carry On" style and just have a MEGA short skirt with the lowest curves of the Bot Bot peaking out. Bot Fetish was almost INVENTED in Rule Britannia...

I can do caricatures of the Patrons whiletelling them ghost stories (of the real thing) so we have a partial "Ollamf" situation covered.

I can also do quick sketches of Holly's BotBOt if the patron wanting it slips her a double tip for the pint of The Black Stuff.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:24:23 AM

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This is Darcy

For a name I would put forward the following:

The Flogger and Firkin
Ye Olde Cock And Collar
The Feathered Gherkin

...and my favourite, real pub name.... Dirty Dick's (which the.dark. and I have frequented a few times

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:31:30 AM

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Names:

Her Master's Pleasure
Her Majesty's Public Service
The Red Onion (spanking joke)
The Coachman's Whip
The Fig and the Pear (oooo, OWWWIES)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:39:32 AM

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i knew a Scottish guy that knew of a pub called "The Come Inn" specialty was the house cider...

*orders "The Come Inn Cider"*

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:43:45 AM

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I would like to call it the CUNNING QUIM WHIFFER
and there must be chip n egg
all round..
We would see those who love the ancient attired in chain malle ...perhaps including me..
but I like the whole revealing boob thing too..
There would be BDSM sing songs with everyone singing..

The walls could have dark art like from the web link Kia gave on another thread..
and dim lighting..
Interesting torture devices could adorn the walls or a dungeon room up stairs..

I am just having a hard time thinking where to put the Queens pic ..??( QE 2)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:44:18 AM

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ok...so i have the attitude and the mouth (ooo...does this mean i an saucy?)...but not the boobs.

You Brits are fussy...

It's so the blokes can have something to talk to when they come to the bar to get their drinks.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:50:11 AM

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OY! OY! Is there a karaoke night in this place???
*warms up for a rousing rendition of 'Whiskey In The Jar'*

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:56:07 AM

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RULE ONE,NEVER TO BE BROKEN:

NO

FUCKING

POGUES

SONGS

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:57:05 AM

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what is a fucking pogues song?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:58:48 AM

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if you're bratting I'll get the spoon from the pub kitchen....

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:02:42 AM

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RULE ONE,NEVER TO BE BROKEN:

NO

FUCKING

POGUES

SONGS

agreed....heartily

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:04:44 AM

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RULE ONE,NEVER TO BE BROKEN:

NO

FUCKING

POGUES

SONGS

Bollocks, you have to have the Pogues from time to time.
I take it you don't visit Irish pubs?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:05:20 AM

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holly, I think they're a musical group that some of us yanks may not know of

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:05:23 AM

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if you're bratting I'll get the spoon from the pub kitchen....

i mean...No!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:06:12 AM

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They seem to be tear-inducing at certain levels of drunkeness. Can be a bit scaarrryyy

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