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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:49:32 AM

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sorry Hols,

filking is a fantasy and renfaire phenomenon, now a tradition, where people mix classic rock and Fantasy or Sci Fi films.

music of Stairway to Heaven singing about Elven Princesses, that kinda stuff.

This is Darcy

Y'know, classics like.....

Warp Pigs
Whiskey In The Jar Jar
Smaug On The Water
Back In The U.F.P.
Bad To The Bones
Naboo City Limits
Billion (Gold Pressed) Latinum Babies
Little X-Wing
River Deep Mount Doom High
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Fett

...and many other timeless classics

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:49:49 AM

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Thank you both, Pure and HPH :)

YAY!! I haz a job!!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:53:18 AM

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crap.

so much for gainful employment

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:56:05 AM

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Would a manwhore do?

You would be surprised, everyone will react to you as if you're dead straight (even though they know different) it's a time honoured british tradition. You get seen as "witty" and stuff like that. You get to squeeze tits with impunity too (especially the barmaids) you lucky b'stard.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:57:32 AM

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Just hope the menu has a damn good Irish stew and Colcannon!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:57:36 AM

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Holly can be in charge of Anti Yucko Devices (like smoke alarms for "yuck") and she can bend over to check them to make the customers happy.

she wear a Merry Widow with "Anti" in Gothic Blackhand Calligraphy on the front and "Yucko" in UNcial on the back.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:58:59 AM

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NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.
This is supoosed to be a traditional british pub, not a japanese one.

Rule number one - NO BLOODY KARAOKE.

the.dark.

Definitely not (besides ... you don't want ME singing until you're ALL drunk !

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 7:59:06 AM

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Would a manwhore do?

You would be surprised, everyone will react to you as if you're dead straight (even though they know different) it's a time honoured british tradition. You get seen as "witty" and stuff like that. You get to squeeze tits with impunity too (especially the barmaids) you lucky b'stard.

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*grinz* Yea and with my luck, the patrons then mutter under their breath and saying "bloody poof!"

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:01:18 AM

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Just hope the menu has a damn good Irish stew and Colcannon!

Oh wait.....this is a British Pub. *sigh*

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:01:54 AM

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PORK SCRATCHINGS (home made) will be on the menu (it's the law)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:04:22 AM

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A Ploughman's sounds tasty, since it's about lunch time here. I'll have mine with sharp cheddar, please.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:05:20 AM

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Blood Pudding.

Sweatmeats.

REAL fish & chips

Pork and Kidney Pies

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:05:28 AM

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PORK SCRATCHINGS (home made) will be on the menu (it's the law)

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WITH hair still attached I hope.

the.dark.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:06:55 AM

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The unpasteurised stuff makes you fart a lot if your'e not used to it (just sayin')

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:08:33 AM

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I vote for a lifelike mannequin of Keith Richards, drunk and sloshed over a table in the corner, dressed as a Highwayman.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:12:03 AM

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Well we DO need a ghost ...

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:13:33 AM

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We can be haunted by the ghost of Keith Richard's Liver.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:14:41 AM

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I may be able to conjure up two or three!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:17:54 AM

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if you're bratting I'll get the spoon from the pub kitchen....

holly's always bratting....

(Would that happen to be a nice SOLID OAK spoon from the kitchen?)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 8:20:57 AM

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Blood Pudding.

Sweatmeats.

REAL fish & chips

Pork and Kidney Pies

*drools*

I think I'd sell my soul for a decent kidney pie...... gawds, I miss those.

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