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Hillwilliam -> World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 11:41:10 AM)
I'll put up My idea of the world's worst pickup line and then you folks add yos and keep it going. They can be crude, silly, cheesy or all the above. Here's Mine "Hey baby, My cock died....Can I bury it in your ass?" Ok...top it

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 12:44:54 PM)
"I may not be the sexiest man in this room, but I think you are fucking sexy, and the guy you want to sleep with tonight isn't that drunk yet." Just Think about this one. If I guy says it to you you are really morally obligated to give him a hummer for his effort and honesty. Steel

lusciouslips19 -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 12:46:45 PM)
My penis is on the run from the FBI. Do you know where I can hide it?

darchChylde -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 2:09:55 PM)
-Let me take you to Alabama and love you like a sister. -Yer purtier than steam off a cowpie on a cool spring morn. (I've seen this one actually work)

NewMaster79 -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 8:18:11 PM)
My tongue is 7 inches, and I can breathe through my ears. [:D]

darchChylde -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 8:49:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NewMaster79 My tongue is 7 inches, and I can breathe through my ears. [:D] The downside of that is if you really know what you're doing there, her thighs would suffocate you. I've found that lines don't really do it, I just lick my eyebrows and they come to me. [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 9:56:19 PM)
I tried "Git in the goddamn truck" once. Then I realized that I don;t HAVE a truck!

LadyPact -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:40:33 PM)
The cheesiest one I've ever used: "Your Mistress has a wonderful taste in submissives."

BKSir -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:42:14 PM)
"You know, I'm able to lick peoples belly buttons... ...from the inside."

darchChylde -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:51:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact The cheesiest one I've ever used: "Your Mistress has a wonderful taste in submissives." Sounds somewhat familiar. Though I remember it being taken as a compliment and not a pickup line. ___________________________ I remember going to Hempfest in San Francisco carrying a couple of cans of Doc Marten's Boot Wax (not sure if that's what it was actually called) and some shammies, offering to polish some lovely ladies boots. Actually not a bad line, I got a few dates out of it. quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir "You know, I'm able to lick peoples belly buttons... ...from the inside." Similar to one I've used (tongue in cheek) with pregnant friends: I'd like to be the first to kiss your baby... Tonight!

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:52:50 PM)
"I'm Drunk, your Stupid, Wanna Go Skinny Dipping?" Shit you not this is the first thing my best friend said to his wife and now they have been married for 4 years. Steel

LadyPact -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:53:07 PM)
Didn't I say something at the time about your hair, too?

darchChylde -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:54:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Didn't I say something at the time about your hair, too? I don't remember you ever mentioning my hair before. [:D]

Surata -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:57:33 PM)
"If Oreos were sexy, you'd be double-stuffed." My response..... "If corny was a crime, you'd be on death row." We both got a good laugh out of it.

LadyPact -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 10:59:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Didn't I say something at the time about your hair, too? I don't remember you ever mentioning my hair before. [:D] I think I'll save face for both of us and just agree. [8D]

MisterP61 -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/4/2009 11:33:55 PM)
Heres one that will get you smacked or make you happy.... "Hey baby... you have the whitest teeth I have ever come across"

petmonkey -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/5/2009 9:13:10 AM)
(This one makes sense if you live in an area with cut-off times for liquor sales) "Heya', fugly, it's last call, anyone invite you home yet?" Also, an old friend claimed "Wanna make hump?" never got him anywhere. i'm curious to hear about the results if anyone tries testing this.

Hillwilliam -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/5/2009 9:20:42 AM)
Reading these, I just remembered about 25 years ago when I worked construction, there was an old biker I worked with who called himself "Wild Bill" (how original, I know) Anyways, he would walk up to a woman on the street and say "hi, Im Wild Bill, lets fuck" That might have something to do with the fact that I saw him one sunday morning after he had gotten a baseball bat to the side of the face.

SteelofUtah -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/5/2009 9:47:47 AM)
" Hey, what say you and me go in halves in a kid?" Steel

NeedsFocus -> RE: World's WORST pickup lines (8/5/2009 11:25:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I tried "Git in the goddamn truck" once. Then I realized that I don;t HAVE a truck! This is my favorite. This is hilarious. I live in Alabama, so I'm sure I've heard that one before!

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