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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/7/2010 2:03:33 AM

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Congress said no to Bush's amnesty plan since it was obvious that amnesty doesn't work, and the first massive one in 1986 resulted in another 10 to 15 million Illegal Aliens today. It was also obvious that Bush had no real intentions of ever enforcing our Immigration laws, since the most logical approach after 9/11 would have been to secure the border. Instead they opened it up even wider by allowing electronic passes for cars without inspection and prosecuting border patrol agents for doing their job. Here's the matrix malfunction though, and the reason it's a malfunction is because it's totally unbelieveable.

After all that, Americans may have elected an Illegal Alien to the highest office in the land. So far, no one has been willing to launch a Congressional investigation and actually confirm that he is the same person who supposedly was born in Hawaii. Despite numerous testomonials especially from his Grandma claiming that he was born in Kenya. None of his classmates at Columbia University never even heard of him, much less remember him. The kicker is that California's Attorney General is required by law to confirm that Presidential Candidates are eligible to run for President before being placed on the ballot, yet they never did.

That means California's electoral votes, and the entire election is invalidated. Yet, the Supreme Court does nothing. They even refused to listen to cases that had to do with his supposed natural born citizenship. There's also the issue of which Passport did he use to visit Pakistan decades ago which will help prove one way or another if he is legitimate.

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He was born in hawai, he has the papers to prove it and the hawai officials confirmed it numerous times.

His grandmother is famously senile, and a co-worker of mine went to columbia with him, he showed me the yearbook

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/7/2010 8:39:47 AM

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Nice try. First of all, Hawaiian officials have no way of verifying Obama is the same person who was born in Hawaii. He's changed his name at least once. Second of all, the California Attorney General never verified it personally, which invalidates the election. How can they anyway? There's no way to prove that the birth certificate in Hawaii belongs to the same person who ran for office. I sincerely doubt there's a fingerprint or footprint on it, and even if there was, Obama has already demonstrated that he doesn't have to prove anything to anyone, especially the American people. He would never submit to physical confirmation.

Although he most likely is legitimate, what makes most Americans made is that he refuses to prove it to the American people. Unfortunately, he's stonewalled us so long now, that even if they did a television documentary and actually took the cameras into the room where they have the documents and showed us, half of America still wouldn't believe it, considering it a staged tv show. That's what happens when you aren't open and honest with people. They never trust you again. He also lied about cancelling nafta, and most likely you will never see a middle class tax cut, since the CBO advised them that there would be long term negative impact if the deficits were not brought under control. Those are some big lies especially since these promises are how he got elected.

My point is that if there is the slightest doubt that he is a natural born citizen, then he must at least be impeached, and if they can ever prove he is a fraud, then he should be imprisoned.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/7/2010 8:50:48 AM

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The news said Tiger Woods was the highest paid athlete in the world. Oh come on. Can you really call him an athlete??? Even in most individual sports such as track and field you are competing against someone physically, seeing who can run the fastest, jump the highest, and throw further than everyone else. In Golf, you are simply competing against a number system, and there is absolutely no one to hinder your progress. Every real sport I know of, has an individual or team, making it as difficult as possible for you. This claim that he is an athlete is strange enough, but what makes it even more bizarre, is that he is the highest paid "athlete" in the world. Simply for hitting a tiny ball in a straight line.

http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/2009/12/04/tiger-woods-christmas-picture/

By the way, many people wonder how I come up with these. It's very simple. You have to be skeptical and question everything. Then you have to either get online and post it soon or write it down, otherwise you will forget it. Everyone is so involved with their lives that even if they do notice something strange, it is soon forgotton.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/8/2010 8:43:04 AM

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Now they are cancelling school due to the cold weather. Helloooo, we've been sending kids to school in freezing temperatures for hundreds of years, and no one ever complained before. Did they ever stop and think about how many more kids would suffer from frost bite and/or fall through the ice while playing outside without parental supervision on their day off?

If we cancel school everytime it's cold, the entire northern half of America would only have a 6th grade education. Although Jethro is funny on tv, in real life an entire nation of Jethro's would be rather frustrating even more so than now.

For the parents who do stay home with their kids, did they ever stop and think about how many hundreds of thousands of parents who will lose a days wages?

One of the surest signs of a matrix malfunction is when it is obvious that people are not using common sense. Schools are not responsible for you dressing your kid for the weather, and making sure that you arrive safely at school, until your kid steps inside a school or a school bus.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/9/2010 7:38:30 PM

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The highway you drive on is on American soil, and was built by and operated by Americans. Then all of a sudden out of the blue you're paying tolls to some foreign company who has leased it. If they can make a profit at it, then why can't we? The answer is they can't. The matrix doesn't care. It's only goal is to screw with your mind, and do it without you figuring it out.

This is the same as leasing ports to foreign countries. Everyone knows it's absurd, but the politicians do it anyway, even attempting to lease it to muslim countries. If people hadn't of noticed that this was unbelieveable, you would have seen a nuclear bomb smuggled in sooner or later.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/11/2010 12:48:13 PM

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THE PRESS CAN FIND EVERY WOMAN TIGER WOODS HAS HAD AN AFFAIR WITH IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS, INCLUDING PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC., ETC??? THEY NOT ONLY KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT EVEN KNOW WHAT CLUB FROM HIS GOLF BAG HIS WIFE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS OF HIS ESCALADE. THIS IS THE SAME PRESS WHO CANNOT LOCATE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE, ANY OF HIS PAPERS WHILE IN COLLEGE, OR ANY ONE WHO REMEMBER HIM ATTENDING CLASSES. TRULY REMARKABLE!!!

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/15/2010 7:24:55 AM

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When the art appraiser tells you a painting is worth $10 million, and it looks like a monkey fingerpainted it.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/18/2010 7:37:43 AM

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New York City couldn't find a place to dump their garbage 20 years ago, but don't seem to have a problem now. Local landfills never seem to fill up either.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/18/2010 8:15:35 AM

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Did i get lost in the politics forum???

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/21/2010 12:19:07 PM

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No, you got lost in the twilight zone. Conan O'Brian is receiving $45 million for taking a hike. Do you still think the matrix doesn't exist???

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/26/2010 12:29:35 PM

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The Census. Ok, let me get this straight. We are going to spend billions of dollars going door to door asking people to fill out forms including Illegal Aliens. When we could just as easily mail them to people with a code on the form to make sure people don't fill out more than one form. We could also use social security numbers to give us an even more accurate count, excluding illegal aliens since most kids get their social security numbers soon after birth. Yea, this makes sense. You might want to just throw the form in the trash or not answer the door and see how the matrix likes that. That's what I'm going to do.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/27/2010 7:43:39 PM

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In recognition of the Presidential Hogwash Address, let me pull this one out of the hat. It's not surprising that half the population isn't smart enough to realize that when democrats hit corporations, financial institutions and energy companies with taxes and fees, that these same corporations, institutions, and energy companies have to pass the costs on to us.

What is surprising and not believeable which confirms the matrix is at work, is that the republicans refuse to launch a national tv campaign explain how back door taxes, and socialism works. This is a commercial that someone wrote for the republican party. It's great. Too bad they didn't make it but it's not too late for the next election.

We have an Obama lookalike dress up as an old man with gray hair. He picks up the grandkid and takes him to the park. As they are walking to the park, he's smiling and greeting everyone. The little kid ask him why everyone in the neighborhood likes him, and he says "because I never complain, and never call the cops when I see illegal activities. I just let everyone do whatever they want."

When they get to the park, his grandkid begins to play with a few illegal alien kids that don't speak English. His grandkid ask him "why don't they speak English Grandpa?" Obama says, "because the democrats would have lost votes if we expected them to speak our language. The only way to defeat the republicans is to give everyone want they want. If we say no to any one group, we can't win."

His grandkid ask him, "well why is it so important to defeat the republicans Grandpa?" Obama says "because the democrats will let you do whatever you want with no moral or religious guidelines. They also hand out free money to people with no expectations of self initiative and no questions asked. Democrats are just nice people. Now quit asking me so many childish questions."

As they are heading home, they stop at the bicycle shop to purchase a bike, walmart to pick up a boombox, and a shoe store to purchase some $500 tennis shoes, and put it all on his credit card. The grandkid ask him how he can afford all of this, and he says "I can't, but I'm not going to be around long enough to pay for it anyway, all I have to do is make the monthly payments.

Someone else will have to pay for it, not me. Isn't this a great country?"

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 1/30/2010 7:50:43 PM

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Our bodies must have sodium to function, but if you drink sea water the salt will kill you.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 2/5/2010 8:00:23 AM

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Sand into glass. The idea that a solid substance can be melted down, and then suddenly it is transparent is ridiculous.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 2/13/2010 7:58:02 AM

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Mayor Nagin was somehow able to place all the blame from Hurricane Katrina on the federal government. He didn't even have a warehouse full of flatboats ready for rescue, no backup electricity at the superdome, and all the school buses were underwater instead of being used for evacuation prior to the storm. Then he gets reelected even after using racist rhetoric claiming New Orleans will once again be a chocolate city, totally unbelieveable.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 2/20/2010 7:41:30 AM

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Deja Vu. This is one that no one has been satisfactorily able to explain until now. Isn't it obvious? It's a glitch or power loss in your personal matrix. If they restarted it where it left off, you might notice a jump into the future without a smooth transition. You can't restart a program right where you left off. Computer programs have to be restarted at the beginning of an instruction, not in the middle of it.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 2/27/2010 11:14:37 AM

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When you buy a few acres of land, find gold on it, and then discover you don't own the mineral rights. What moron came up with this idea to divide up surface rights and mineral rights? Now we even have people buying up water rights. Next they will be charging us for the air we breathe.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 2/27/2010 11:56:43 AM

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Did i get lost in the politics forum???

No, his remarks are laughable...therefore he posting in the proper forum

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 3/3/2010 9:07:20 AM

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Out of state calls are cheaper than in state calls. My calling card takes 9 minutes off for each minute for in state calls. Yea, this makes a lot of sense. Even more bizarre, if you are calling anyone in the metropolitan area including the suburbs, all phone calls are free.

So let me get this straight. First it is cheap to call the suburbs, then it gets expensive to call outside of the suburbs, then it gets cheap again to call out of state. What the hell, isn't it more logical that the further away you get, the more expensive it should be???

With matrix logic, it's cheaper to call Mexico, than your cousin on the farm.

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RE: Proof the Matrix is real - 3/15/2010 3:36:08 PM

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A large jar of peanut butter is $3.50 and the list of ingredients says only 2% are not nuts. A small can of peanuts is $5.39.

Isn't it amazing how they can add ingredients, mix it all up, and still cost less than the actual main ingredient?

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