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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:45:09 AM

hejira92

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ORIGINAL: Hierodule

I recently saw one that had a picture of an american flag ribbon (of the style that is usually worn on lapels) and said " I support meaningless jingoistic cliches"

Oh, THAT'S good!

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 7:50:56 PM

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My two favorites

Only 283,421 more days till I give a damn

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 8:04:25 PM

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Added to my favorites thanks.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 8:06:49 PM

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I don't know if this is a bumper sticker but it should be "Jesus loves you, but not in a gay way"

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 8:13:30 PM

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I wouldn't buy one.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 8:26:13 PM

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I saw this one the other day:

I have a perfect body
but it's in the trunk & is starting to smell

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:03:36 PM

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Get it right my name is THAT BITCH.

Stupidity isn't a handicap
PARK somewhere else

We interrupt this marriage
To bring you racing season

Life SUCKS
well ok just yours

Jesus is coming
Look busy

Dear Dorothy

Hate OZ
took the ruby slippers
find your own way home
luv toto

Work harder
Millions of people on welfare depend on you

< Message edited by impishlilhellcat -- 11/7/2009 10:08:14 PM >

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:13:16 PM

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"If you are going to ride my ass, the least you could do is pull my hair" As seen on my boss's bumper!

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:25:07 PM

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On my neighbor's car:

My other car is a broom

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:30:10 PM

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Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons...For you are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:38:45 PM

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Rome Did Not Create A Great Empire by Having Meetings, They did it by Killing Those Who Opposed Them.

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Against Gay Marriage? Don't Have One.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:52:53 PM

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Added to my list thanks.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/7/2009 10:57:05 PM

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Oh that last one. I pity the fool who empties the trash bins at work. I have this way of blowing my nose called a hillbilly blowout, and to top it off one guy I work with is a tobacco chewer. I did notice a box of rubber gloves, I can only guess what they are for.

Ahhh... the Hillbilly Blowout. Press one finger against a nostril to close it. Take a deep breath through your mouth. Close mouth. Take aim. FIRE! I learned it quite young during our summers spent in Cuba. My parents would only let me do when we were in Cuba and never indoors. I still use it occasionaly but now that I live a more suburban life I have to be circumspect.

Bumber Stickers:

I'm a good judge of people. That's why I don't like you.

The south will rise again... as soon as we get around to it. (picture of steriotypical redneck, lounging in lawn chair with a beer)

How many Wall Street brokers does it take to screw a light bulb? None, their too busy screwing us.

Support Mediocrity - Buy American.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 12:55:05 AM

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Why should I get married when I can just do your wife?

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 1:25:28 AM

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Welcome to NJ

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 4:11:38 AM

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I brake for hallucinations

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 5:02:28 AM

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I love my country, it's my government I don't trust.

Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.

You just can't let nature run wild.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 10:35:15 AM

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If we're not supposed to eat animals,
then why are they all made of meat?

No, you can't have my rights.
I'm not done using them.

Jesus is coming
And, boy, is He pissed!

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 5:25:18 PM

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It's time to chlorinate the gene pool.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 5:33:09 PM

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Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
(used to have this one, one of My all-time favs..)
What would Bacchus do?
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him. (had this one too, on My fridge)

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