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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/26/2011 8:41:17 PM   
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Well I think they're all pretty darn good, and if it feels good to ya......................Keep on postin !!!!

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/31/2011 11:10:36 AM   
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I have one on my car

"Ive upped my standards, now up yours!"

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/31/2011 8:57:57 PM   
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Had until I traded the car -

In Some Cultures
I'm Considered Normal

Been trying to find another one.  Drop me a line if you have a lead.


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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/31/2011 10:21:20 PM   
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quote:

In Some Cultures
I'm Considered Normal
quote:

ORIGINAL: Whiterabbit0117

Had until I traded the car -

In Some Cultures
I'm Considered Normal

Been trying to find another one.  Drop me a line if you have a lead.



Three minutes with Google: http://www.cafepress.com/+normal_in_some_cultures_bumper_sticker,68455286

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/1/2011 7:28:32 PM   
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KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/1/2011 10:52:59 PM   
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I may have posted this one before (it's been a while, and I dont feel like searching)..

I'm a PBS mind in a Fox news world

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/1/2011 11:54:20 PM   
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On a lot of cars on the Marine base back when I was in: When i doubt, empty the magazine. If still unsure, reload and repeat.

I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving

Ride my ass and I'll flick a booger on your windshield

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/2/2011 4:52:49 PM   
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REPUBLICANS - We work hard so you wont have to. 

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/2/2011 5:37:44 PM   
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How did you guys miss this?

"Bondage is knot for everyone."

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/2/2011 5:49:23 PM   
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Two from bygone political eras:

Around the time Carter was up for reelection: ELEPHANTS EAT PEANUTS
During the Bush administration: DRUNK FRAT BOY DRIVES COUNTRY INTO DITCH


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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/3/2011 4:00:24 AM   
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I am in possession of all of these, and most of them are on at least one of my vehicles.

Caution: I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, leprechauns, unicorns, dragons, and other mythical creatures that only I can see.

Dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to Santa (I had a dyslexic friend who actually read Santa as Satan once and didn't get it until we explained it to her,,,)

Remember, pillage first, then burn.

The last time we mixed religion and politics people were burned at the stake.

Destined to become an old lady with lots of cats.

The customer is always right, there is a Santa Claus, and Republicans really care.

Just another cynical ex-hippie now working for the establishment.


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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 2/4/2011 8:52:15 PM   
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From back in the day:

I slept with Ken Starr

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