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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 5:57:33 PM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 8:02:11 PM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 8:43:19 PM   
impishlilhellcat


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My other car is a piece of shit too.

Nice truck sorry about your penis


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they just don't understand
Oh look a squirrel

I failed my driving test 7 times
back off
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/8/2009 9:08:03 PM   
DrkJourney


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I used to be really nice, until that house fell on my sister

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/9/2009 4:51:16 AM   
Saratov


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My Maine Coon is smarter than your 'honor student'.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/9/2009 4:54:34 AM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/9/2009 6:20:47 AM   
GreedyTop


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I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS.

and I meant it....


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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/9/2009 9:15:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

My kid knocked up your honor student..


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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 11/9/2009 12:50:50 PM   
impishlilhellcat


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Support your local search and rescue
GET LOST

ANd on the same car

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<A picture of a submarine>

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 3/28/2010 8:38:15 AM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 3/28/2010 10:32:04 AM   
MistressLacey804


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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 3/28/2010 11:59:35 AM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 3/28/2010 10:11:13 PM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 3/29/2010 7:47:27 AM   
ReflectiveSoul2


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Caution Student Driver... Go Park! 

I have PMS and ESP I'm a BITCH that knows everything!

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 4/2/2010 7:33:22 PM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		Another good sticker with a D/s twist

You call me BITCH like it's a bad thing.

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/24/2011 2:57:23 PM   
Sanguinarian


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Status: offline 		Mot a bumper sticker but still funny.
 
I saw this licence plate on a hummer that says I 8 A SUV

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/24/2011 3:10:42 PM   
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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/24/2011 3:42:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

My kid can beat up your honor student.

My Maine Coon is smarter than your 'honor student'.


One of the vans at the National Zoo has, "Our cub can eat your honor student."

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/24/2011 6:47:19 PM   
0ldhen


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P people
E eating
T tasty
A animals

< Message edited by 0ldhen -- 1/24/2011 6:48:53 PM >

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RE: Funny Bumper Stickers - 1/26/2011 6:12:10 PM   
nickscott


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