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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 5:41:19 PM   
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I admit that "I admit"s would make this joke tiresome, so I drop them for the duration of this post
 
Villian above has tied his victim (a damsel, of course) to the upright in the barn..... <This is a vanilla joke.  Go with me here, 'K?>
 
Him:  The whip....
Her: Please, not the whip.
 
Him:  The whip!!!
Her: No, no. Not the whip.
 
Him:  YES! The whip.....
Her: No, no. Not the whip. Anything but the whip.
 
Him:  ANYTHING???
Her: The whip. The whip.

We now continue with our regularly scheduled "I admit"s.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 5:53:53 PM   
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I admit that joke made me grin deviously and let out a little mwa ha ha.

I admit I've used a variation of that in play. Then again, hasn't everyone?


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:10:12 PM   
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I admit that I am ALL SORTS OF THRILLED for the TNG Takeover in Orlando this coming weekend!

Yay for The Woodshed and keeping it kinky!

I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait... (bounce)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(giggle)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(laugh)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(clap hands)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(twirl)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(jump)

and

I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait! (wiggle dance)

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:12:56 PM   
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I admit I find myself worrying about more and more things.

I admit I've got to learn to let go and let things happens, and have faith.

I admit learning how not to worry about something that's very new to my life ain't easy.

I admit over the last 13 years, I've come to depend on someone so much that now I have to take the lead, and it's very scary.

I admit I'm done admitting.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:15:21 PM   
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I admit that Aqua and Wheldrake definitely have me in stitches.


I do that sometimes. At you don't need calomine lotion.

I admit I'm very amused by the picture that Lance found. And kinda turned on in a strange way.

I admit that starting a munch is a lot harder than I thought. If anyone who has done this could offer tips, I'd appreciate it.

I admit that I'm REALLY excited about an old friend contacting me again. Not only is she kinky and has experience with BDSM groups and will help me, she's AMAZING. Oh yes... yes she is... Pity she isn't on this site but she's AMAZING AND I'M SUPER HAPPY!!!



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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:21:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ForgetMeKnots

I admit that I am ALL SORTS OF THRILLED for the TNG Takeover in Orlando this coming weekend!

Yay for The Woodshed and keeping it kinky!

I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait... (bounce)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(giggle)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(laugh)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(clap hands)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(twirl)
I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait...(jump)

and

I admit I can't wait...I admit I can't wait! (wiggle dance)

I admit I could watch this sort of thing all day.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:28:39 PM   
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I admit the PCH van didnt show up. Forgot they could not MapQuest Moosecrotch, VA.

I admit I wish I could go give Fluffy a hand, as shes done so much for me in the short time we have known each other.

I admit a friend and I were given a crash course in How Not To Set Up A Munch 101. We passed it with flying Fail colors.

I admit Lance has a way of making me smile. Thank you darlin!

I admit that tomorrow the stove arrives! Finally, we can be rid of the bastard stove of specialness!

I admit I miss having an oven to just toss food in and not have to hover over it when I should be making sure the internet doesnt break while I am being all Domestic Goddess-y.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:32:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I admit it must be my lucky day, since I heard from 2 people that have been MIA from my life.

I admit I am now gonna go wait for the PCH truck to pull up.



I admit it took me a full two minutes to figure out what the "PCH truck" was

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:36:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I admit a friend and I were given a crash course in How Not To Set Up A Munch 101. We passed it with flying Fail colors.



Could I borrow your notes? >.<

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:42:30 PM   
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I admit that the brats (grandkids to mom) are driving Mom crazy...

I admit that my daughter is mostly calm...unless she has her cycle...Remind me to get an appointment with a GYN for her.

I admit that Mom is going to have no sleeping whatsoever.



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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 6:46:15 PM   
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I admit it on today's walk Monster 3 and I ventured into an abandoned barn we'd be dying to check out. We also ventured into other buildings just to see what was there cause we're curious like that.

I admit on the way back home we saw some guys fishing at a pond in the woods that seemed oblivious to us, so when the one fella whipped it out to pee I cat whistled loudly and we ran giggling around the next curve. (Yes, this hurt my hips tremendously but the giggles were worth it, and of course I had my arms over my chest to prevent black eyes)

I admit Master was especially playful today and sent out pictures while he had me in compromising positions.

I admit I think I was attempting to join the Association of Sir Sassers today, except that I don't call him Sir.

I admit sassing Master while he has me securely in place never ends well.

I admit whoever invented those shower heads that have the hoses attached should be hanged, or they should at least shorten the hoses so innocent girls like myself don't end up with cold showers in bed.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 8:52:16 PM   
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I admit that some shower heads are, erm, very nice. *nods*
I admit that being online really gets to me, sometimes. I admit that society bites, the news sucks and is mostly depressing.
I admit that I would make a good hermit, and be happy doing so.
I admit that I am studying sustainable permaculture, reflexology, and homeopathic remedies. I admit that I also know how to brew my own wine, and cook without a special stove.
I admit that I am a throwback. I think I used to be that little old gramma lady in the village that everyone used to go to to get their talismans made, their remedies brewed, and their babies delivered.
I admit that I just ate way too many pizza rolls, thanx to one of His Things.
I admit that I have to pee. BRB..


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:06:04 PM   
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I admit I agree about the some shower heads being nice, but not when it's freezing cold water blasted from the hallway to where I'm tied to the bed, oh and he followed it with some nice hot wax.

I admit I was a sassy lil thang today!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:09:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I admit a friend and I were given a crash course in How Not To Set Up A Munch 101. We passed it with flying Fail colors.



Could I borrow your notes? >.<


Dont do it 2 weeks ahead of time. Make sure there are some people that are absolutely SURE that they want to some. If someone shows up about 5 minutes before you are ready to leave, pray to whomever its not Uncle Creepy. If it IS UC, make sure theres some heavy hitters on hand to make sure UC does not follow you back to someone's home where you are gathering. He will surely come hang out in front of your house 7 nights in a row just smoking (through a friggin trach, no less) and gazing at your house in a way that makes the house want to put on less revealing shutters. Hows that for starters? lol

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:22:29 PM   
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I admit it I seriously, no jive, love Kyttyn!!!!!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:22:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

I admit I agree about the some shower heads being nice, but not when it's freezing cold water blasted from the hallway to where I'm tied to the bed, oh and he followed it with some nice hot wax.

*scribbles notes*

I admit I'm always up for new ideas.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:30:12 PM   
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I admit I have a flu and feel horrible.
I admit that as much as I want to read the forums..I am feeling to awful to do so.
I admit I am going back to bed now.
I admit I hope all of you are feeling a whole lot better than I am.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:30:34 PM   
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I admit I love Linnaea with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is WAY bigger...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 9:55:29 PM   
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I admit that the flu sucks ass and I hope mistletoe feels better soonly. Lots of fluids and rest, babe, you know the drill. Be well.
I admit that I don't have the flu, but Imma bout ready to tap out just the same, and the thought of being able to go to bed and pretty much stay there for about three days or so is really appealing right now.
I admit that I am so adopting that saying of kyttyn's about loving someone with all your butt.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/14/2010 5:26:24 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

I admit I agree about the some shower heads being nice, but not when it's freezing cold water blasted from the hallway to where I'm tied to the bed, oh and he followed it with some nice hot wax.

*scribbles notes*

I admit I'm always up for new ideas.



I admit it did leave some nice marks I am noticing this morning!

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