Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that I got to sleep in... ok, a little bit. I admit that on my way out the door to take Thing 2 to school, their dad said we had no bread for Thing 1's lunch. (That was the item he forgot we needed at the store yesterday.) I admit that I had to run in the grocery store in my jammers (sweats, but still... they ain't mah real clothes and I had no bra and panniez on under them), my hair pulled through a baseball cap, and my leather jacket - a complete mismatch. I kept my sunglasses on the whole time. I admit that I was grateful that the place was almost completely empty except for the people stocking shelves. I admit that I have not gone out like that (where I had to actually get out of my car) in years. I admit that the last time I did it was when Thing 2 was an elf, and we were getting laundry soap because we had one last load to wash (the unner-things, bras, panniez, socks). I admit that walking across the parking lot that day, she bared her wee little bum and said, "Look, Mommy! I didn't wear any panniez either, we're twins!" I admit that I died a thousand deaths in that instant because the parking lot was full, it was a Saturday, and I couldn't turn around because I heard insane giggling behind me. I admit that I snatched said 4 year old by the arm and we practically ran in and out of the store. I admit that I was the school PTA president when that happened and still wonder how many parents came to know that their school "leader" was going commando that day. I admit that it was right about that time that I knew Thing 2 was going to be more than a handful.
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