tiggerspoohbear
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I admit I drove 5 hrs today to get my smokes, still cheaper than buying them here in town by about 2/3. I admit I bought my green bananas as usual, I hate when they're ripe, and they're still too unripe so now I have to wait until they're unripe enough to eat but not too ripe that i have to throw them out. Make sense? I also bought green grapes, they were on for $1.97/lb and that's sometimes my late night snack, I keep them in the freezer. Yummmmmmmy!! I admit I had butter boobs earlier, I was eating crackers and butter, and I ended up with butter on my boobs. It's all related to my damn Buddah belly, I swear it is. I admit the damn appliance bulb above my stove burnt out for the 3rd time in less than 2 months. Screw that, not going to buy anymore. I admit there's a damned bird in the neighborhood that's learned the 8 bars of a police siren. No, I'm not nuts, loony yes, not nuts. I'ma gonna trap it, bring it to my local P.D. as a "donation" and get them to re-train him to learn how to read prisoners their rights. I don't know how much they'll 'preciate me until they get him re-trained.
< Message edited by tiggerspoohbear -- 4/15/2012 6:57:15 PM >
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