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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 9:32:19 AM

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Srsly. She is trying to 1099 folks for a BOND. And she has NO SSN's!! Plus, the numbers don't add up! Like DUH. Evidently some other guy "does this all the time" for them, so hey! find him I say!!

mmmmm samosas!!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 9:39:21 AM

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Oh my gosh, I know what you mean by that, Hibbie!!! *other jurisdictions allow...blah, blah, blah...* Well, guess what? you aren't there, and we follow the Code, so...

I admit that there are Trust accounts that come in sometimes and the first column of numbers don't add up. That always bodes well for the auditors.

What I love is when the CPA's call me to figure out the filing fee which is based on the new value, and they can't use the chart that says "$0.00 - $50,000.00 is ____, $50,001.00 - $100,000.00 is ____" and so on. Makes me want to run right to them in the spring and have them do my taxes.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 9:43:20 AM

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Oh srsly! Like when they ask, Well, what is the late filing penalty? And I tell them to look up the CHART ffs! Well, I don't add the ffs part...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 9:47:13 AM

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I only add the FFS part in my head. *nods*

It seems that the attorneys and the Judge doesn't think that's very nice, and they don't accept my "mean girl" status as an excuse.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 9:50:50 AM

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I admit I loves me some mean girls ;)

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:05:41 AM

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I admit that all the shop talk between Red and LadyHib is turning me on.... *ooh, quote some more statutes, baby...*

I admit I am in accomplishment mode and will get more organizing/cleaning/dumping done today.

I admit that I overindulged food-wise this weekend knowing I will be dieting for the next few weeks. (Can you say steak, ribs, ice cream sundaes, key lime pie, chicken wings, clam chowder, feta omelette, and left-over birthday cake?)

I admit I got my lazy-ass self out of bed this morning and rode 12 miles because I felt so guilty over the ice cream from yesterday.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:45:17 AM

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Because I don't want to unearth the eyeroll thread:

Via Cmail:

Male D-type: You are very sexy.
Me: Thanks. {I are polite}
Him: We have to discuss this.
Me: excuse me?

No response yet!

Anyone else wants to discuss how I haz the sexAY? Call me!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:49:04 AM

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i admit that i just served myself the last of the Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.

i admit that i will get some more when my brother and i make a store run tonight.

i admit that my brother is between flights coming here.

i admit that he will be with me for my 5th chemo tomorrow.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:51:18 AM

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YAY for Fluffy's admits!! (mmm ice cream!)

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:52:57 AM

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I only add the FFS part in my head. *nods*

It seems that the attorneys and the Judge doesn't think that's very nice, and they don't accept my "mean girl" status as an excuse.

I admit, this is one reason I love working in a kitchen. You START with the FFS part, out loud, and MAYBE follow it up with real information. Normally though, it's just more swearing and pointing in the direction which the other person can go to solve their own stupidity, and they understand.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:55:53 AM

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I admit that I couldn't work in a kitchen, and not just because I dislike cooking. It's full of WEAPONS! Picture me with a sharp and pointy or solid and heavy shouting YOU CAN TOO FIX STUPID, BITCH!!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:57:26 AM

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Sounds like a normal, average day in the kitchen to me.

EDIT: To add... you're hired LadyH. :)

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 10:58:00 AM

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Yeah, but they make you COOK. And be on your feet all day. SO not for me!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 11:36:52 AM

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I admit that Hejira is adorable for her appreciation of jargon.

I admit that I loves me some mean girls, too.

I admit that I work in my kitchen alone and just ask that others stay away.

I admit that the thought of Hibbie with sharps makes me giggle.

I admit that I like BK's train of thought at the workplace.

I admit that I'm glad Fluffy is getting ice cream.

I admit that I just had the funniest conversation with my boss about Thing 2 that left her saying, "I think I'm glad I only have boys."

I admit that I want to go home and see my Things.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 12:09:14 PM

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I admit I want to go to Red's and see her Things, too!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 12:20:06 PM

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Sharp knives...so pretty...

Sorry...that brought out the Gothic in me...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 1:39:10 PM

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I admit that dinner tried to kill us all.

I admit that it was damn tasty though.

I admit that I wanna be in Florida snugglin and other fun things.

I admit that I think I pissed Him off earlier.

I admit that I zoned out, and dont remember the last 2 minutes of the call. All I could say was mhm. Weird.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 2:08:01 PM

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I admit I love Red to death.

I admit today has been one situation after another.

I admit I have to go back to social security first thing tomorrow morning.

I admit I left in tears today.

I admit I have a form to fill out.

I admit a clearical error on their part is going to cause me ALOT of grief.

I admit my SIL and payed friend told me to jump through the hoops and it will work out.

I admit I had a weird conversation with my apaartment manager today.

I admit after said conversation I had to talk to Red.

I admit I am greatful for Reds advice.

I admit I can't wait to have my section 8 orientation so I can just move. -le sigh -

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 3:11:48 PM

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{{{hugs Inked}}}

Hugs to all of you that need them or just want them

I admit today was my last day on the job.

I admit I am thankful for the opportunity that was given me.

I admit my "to do" list for the house (inside and out) is far longer than I'd like.

I admit there is a certain Mod that has me speechless so I guess I'll just do this ----->

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 6/14/2010 4:14:18 PM

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I admit it's hot as a kiln here in DC.

I admit I don't do heat well.

I admit I felt sick--queasy and headachy--all day, thanks to the inadequate air conditioning in my office.

I admit I didn't get much done.

I admit my designer thrilled me by sending layouts a day early.

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