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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 11:38:01 AM

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Now, even if you were on your knees and gobbling my cock like a christmas turkey,
Ron...when in hell was the last time a Christmas turkey gobbled your cock?

The mental pictures are outstanding, but PLEASE Don't Answer That, Ron..

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 12:11:15 PM

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LOL.....

I think it goes like this: not even if you were down on my cock gobblin' like a Christmas turkey.

But I really liked Ron's way...All I could invision was him out face fuckin' a turkey in a Minnesota snow bank. Got that bastard by the throat and just rammin' 'er home. "Take it all you bitch, take it all".......................gobble,gobble,gobble,gobble,gobble!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 12:11:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Now, even if you were on your knees and gobbling my cock like a christmas turkey,
Ron...when in hell was the last time a Christmas turkey gobbled your cock?

The mental pictures are outstanding, but PLEASE Don't Answer That, Ron..

well dayyyyyyy-um...maybe this Christmas he should cook it a wee bit longer?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 1:36:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
Pay no attention OP he sees needy sluts everywhere

And there was me thinking there'd never be a decent sequel to "The Sixth Sense".

<fx: feverish screenplay writing>

LOL that could work. Do me a favor and let me see the screenplay when you're done, it could be my ticket to fame.

No biggie

Working title: "The 69th Sense - He Sees Slutty People!"

Mind you, given the titles some porn companies use, I wouldn't be surprised if someone's already made a film with that title. My favourite is "Thighs Wide Open", which is a work of genius (I've never seen the film, but it's the titles I love), as is "Shaving Ryan's Privates" - a title later copied by, of all people, Family Guy.

Woah, you aren't talking porn are you? I've got my rep to maintain....on the other hand I could get a boatload of cash and tell my bosses to fuck off. Let me see the script and I'll let you know.

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 1:41:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: MsMillgrove

What made me laugh the hardest in this thread was a big Bull man commenting on the appropriateness of lime green pedi polish--claiming, "it's not your color". Wow, that's so Not a guy thing. Makes me wonder what color Bull puts on his own toenails?

MsM wanders away, chuckling, to check her mail where there will likely be a note from another of the many male doms who write, begging her to subdue him and help him explore his sub side.

Just goes to show that femininity can be found in the strangest of places...

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 2:38:01 PM

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I’m only left to wonder what brand of stereotypical bigotry might be contained within commentary such as exampled here in the following two quotes…

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: MsMillgrove

What made me laugh the hardest in this thread was a big Bull man commenting on the appropriateness of lime green pedi polish--claiming, "it's not your color". Wow, that's so Not a guy thing. Makes me wonder what color Bull puts on his own toenails?

MsM wanders away, chuckling, to check her mail where there will likely be a note from another of the many male doms who write, begging her to subdue him and help him explore his sub side.

Just goes to show that femininity can be found in the strangest of places...

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 2:57:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: xBullx

I’m only left to wonder what brand of stereotypical bigotry might be contained within commentary such as exampled here in the following two quotes…

*Thinks* Hmmmmm nope, I'm fairly sure we were just poking fun at you. Nice usage of the big words btw, are they to compensate for a small...............mind?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 4:05:44 PM

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Hey I lost my keys to the bus! Anyone got a flashlight?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 4:06:57 PM

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Got a penlight will that do?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 4:08:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: xBullx

I’m only left to wonder what brand of stereotypical bigotry might be contained within commentary such as exampled here in the following two quotes…

*Thinks* Hmmmmm nope, I'm fairly sure we were just poking fun at you. Nice usage of the big words btw, are they to compensate for a small...............mind?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 4:12:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: xBullx

I’m only left to wonder what brand of stereotypical bigotry might be contained within commentary such as exampled here in the following two quotes…

*Thinks* Hmmmmm nope, I'm fairly sure we were just poking fun at you. Nice usage of the big words btw, are they to compensate for a small...............mind?

you gots mail

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 4:18:03 PM

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Think it might actually require a Navy Search and Rescue team.

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Got a penlight will that do?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 4:54:23 PM

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At what point do you start the neener neeners? I assure you that you are impressing no one beyond your grade school fan club.

But at least none of are left to wonder why such a beautiful flower such as yourself is so bitter, spiteful, contemptuous and alone.

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: xBullx

I’m only left to wonder what brand of stereotypical bigotry might be contained within commentary such as exampled here in the following two quotes…

*Thinks* Hmmmmm nope, I'm fairly sure we were just poking fun at you. Nice usage of the big words btw, are they to compensate for a small...............mind?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 5:13:22 PM

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But at least none of are left to wonder why such a beautiful flower such as yourself is so bitter, spiteful, contemptuous and alone.

oooooo thanks for the idea for a new poll! *scampers off to start poll*

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 5:16:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

Think it might actually require a Navy Search and Rescue team.

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Got a penlight will that do?

Okay Orion I'll got right on that. Where did you drop them?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 5:19:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
Pay no attention OP he sees needy sluts everywhere

And there was me thinking there'd never be a decent sequel to "The Sixth Sense".

<fx: feverish screenplay writing>

LOL that could work. Do me a favor and let me see the screenplay when you're done, it could be my ticket to fame.

No biggie

Working title: "The 69th Sense - He Sees Slutty People!"

Mind you, given the titles some porn companies use, I wouldn't be surprised if someone's already made a film with that title. My favourite is "Thighs Wide Open", which is a work of genius (I've never seen the film, but it's the titles I love), as is "Shaving Ryan's Privates" - a title later copied by, of all people, Family Guy.

Woah, you aren't talking porn are you? I've got my rep to maintain....on the other hand I could get a boatload of cash and tell my bosses to fuck off. Let me see the script and I'll let you know.

<worried>

Porn films have scripts?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 5:27:51 PM

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Porn films have scripts?

Not the ones i've seen.

Not that i've ever seen any......

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/16/2009 5:34:04 PM

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Porn films have scripts?

You've never seen "Sissy's Hot Summer" have you? It's the porn version of Three's Company

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/17/2009 10:55:54 AM

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That is indeed the question.

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Okay Orion I'll got right on that. Where did you drop them?

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RE: a question from a Mistress to an intelligent and po... - 11/17/2009 2:07:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

That is indeed the question.

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Okay Orion I'll got right on that. Where did you drop them?

Found them, how the hell did they end up in Canada?

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