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breatheasone -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:38:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee A few years back i was living in the ATL and bought a canister of life sized bugs (under duress) with the caveat that he would pick them up at all times. So, of course, about a week later, its very late 1030pm or so, hes in the tub and im picking up his room and lecturing him on how bad it is that im picking up these bugs....and, i finally get to the last one...a huge tarantula lookin thing....i tried to scoop it up, but it waddled away. im screaming, highstepping in circles, waving my arms....he comes in dripping with bubbles....sees it....starts screaming, highstepping in circles, waving his arms.... By the time i decided that this tactic was not effective, the spider was heading for under the bed, which would have resulted in us moving out of that apartment that nite...so i grabbed the only thing within reach....his BabyBook. [sm=champ.gif]....Mom of the Year!!!![8\|] To this day, there is a stain on that damned thing. LMAO omg i would still be in therapy.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:39:40 PM)
quote: Nope! I'm almost 40 and my baby brother's 33 and we STILL get her. What's fun is now, my midget gets in on the act, too. Yes, we're jerks. LOL makes a note to stay far, far away from Nubian

nubianmuscle -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:40:28 PM)
Damn, I'm scaring the hot chicks away.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:44:45 PM)
Easy, get rid of the &$#@ spiders and you won't have that problem stands on a chair just in case*

GoddessImaginos -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:45:05 PM)
Big muskles and big spiders do that sometimes, NM; brave hot chicks tend to hang around and say things like: Me, I'm feeling all left out of the whole mom-punking thing. My mom was mostly unfreakable, more's the pity..

breatheasone -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:49:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos Big muskles and big spiders do that sometimes, NM; brave hot chicks tend to hang around and say things like: Me, I'm feeling all left out of the whole mom-punking thing. My mom was mostly unfreakable, more's the pity.. Oh that is ashame...i can't tell you how awesome it is to see the look of sheer delight on your kids face when they know they GOT ya!...and omg the belly laugh(almost pee on yourself laugh) that follows is GREAT!....and you HAVE to laugh at your own silly ass....LOL Man i miss the kids (a recent empty nester[:-])

nubianmuscle -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 1:50:44 PM)
The fact that pixie has the big ol' black widow tattooed on her chest confuses the situation even more. She's a hot chick that LOVES spiders. Dang women, getting me all confusified...

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:05:50 PM)
Geez that's easy....give them all to pixie. Must I do ALLthe thinking? [8\|]

GoddessImaginos -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:08:20 PM)
I like spiders. They are useful, beautiful, clever creatures that weave rainbows and trap and eat the bad bugs. I just don't want 'em crawlin' on me, is all.

sirsholly -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:11:47 PM)
quote: I like spiders. They are useful, beautiful, clever creatures when squashed fixed[:)]

nubianmuscle -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:12:37 PM)
I have something she likes much better than spiders... quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth Geez that's easy....give them all to pixie. Must I do ALLthe thinking? [8\|]

DesFIP -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:12:44 PM)
The kidlet's fourth grade teacher didn't give gold stars, he gave out plastic ants and spiders. Five ants equalled one spider and I forget how many spiders you had to have to get a rubber snake. He looks up one day and I'm whacking ants of the counter with a dictionary and they aren't squishing but I'm screaming. Finally gets through to me that they're his and I go off muttering about damned teacher. Couple days later they're in the washing machine and I'm yelling for him to take his ants and spider out before I vacuum them. They wound up in an empty jar which is probably still around here and I will never open.

Phoenixpower -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:14:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos I like spiders. They are useful, beautiful, clever creatures that weave rainbows and trap and eat the bad bugs. I just don't want 'em crawlin' on me, is all. [:'(][:'(][:'(]

GoddessImaginos -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:15:32 PM)
DAMN! [sm=fingers.gif] holly is a quote-fixin' heifer. surreptitiously puts a plastic spider next to the keyboard, with love

sirsholly -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:18:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos DAMN! [sm=fingers.gif] holly is a quote-fixin' heifer. surreptitiously puts a plastic spider next the keyboard, with love i swear to you, i either have a cordless vac or a can of Raid within reach at all times. I never go into the basement unless i am armed with one or the other...both if it is after a hard rain. I am what you would call spider phobic.

Phoenixpower -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:22:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos I like spiders. They are useful, beautiful, clever creatures when squashed quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly: fixed Hero award [sm=champ.gif] for Holly [:)]

GoddessImaginos -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:22:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos DAMN! [sm=fingers.gif] holly is a quote-fixin' heifer. surreptitiously puts a plastic spider next the keyboard, with love i swear to you, i either have a cordless vac or a can of Raid within reach at all times. I never go into the basement unless i am armed with one or the other...both if it is after a hard rain. I am what you would call spider phobic. My former father-in-law was way spider-phobic. This is an older gent now in his sixties who would shriek like a female and call his wife into the room to take care of offending eight-legged presences..

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:32:54 PM)
quote: I have something she likes much better than spiders... Yes but since she is the only (well almost only) one who likes the critters, just give them to her.

LanceHughes -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:35:35 PM)
Wasn't there a terror movie (years before "reality" shows) that had a clear plastic hat-box shaped chamber that was placed around the victim's neck? The victim was made to say what they hated most and "Lo and Behold" said hat box was filled with the victim's worst fear. Spiders, rats, .... I think there was water for drowning....bees, ants, snakes all come to mind..... Remember this IS a BDSM site and we Doms are supposed to be in the torture business, aren't we? Oh, yeah consensual.... Well, the movie didn't know how to pronounce that, much less spell it. LOL!

mnottertail -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 2:36:55 PM)
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