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Aylee -> RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! (12/7/2009 5:23:41 PM)
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ORIGINAL: persephonee
Aylee...do you have a song about Christmas bugs and vaccuum cleaners?
You're An Ugh Bug, Mr. Pinch,
I'll squash you with my heel
You're a nuisance in my garden
And beneath the mower wheel,
Mr. Pinch
In front, your claw-like tweezers,
Are weapons for a meal
You're so slinky, Mr. Pinch
I see you as I stroll
You scurry in a hurry,
Where it's damp and wet you roll,
Mr. Pinch
You do not scare me, but I
Prefer you under my shoe sole
You're a weird bug, Mr. Pinch
Tiny lobster of less style
And by some you're called an earwig
With a myth around a while,
Mr. Pinch
If there were a prize for the ugliest bug
No doubt you'd win it, by a mile
You're a creeper, Mr. Pinch
Just a wiggly little imp
If I can't crunch you with my shoe
At least, I'll make you limp..
I suspect their's insect hookers
And I'm sure you are their pimp
You're a lowlife, Mr. Pinch
Friends of creepy crawling cruds
I watch you as I pick my spuds
Don't want you on my duds,
Mr. Pinch
You don't care where you've been to,
Or whence you are going..
You are distasteful,
and frankly, quite dispicable..
Grossly Implacable
Dining on, reclining on muds
You are not needed, Mr. Pinch
One of nature's few mistakes
Unedited evolution
You're a nightmare of awakes,
Mr. Pinch
Just some sinister miniature trick of
The devil,
Like spiders and snakes
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