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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:12:09 PM

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its not missing i have them right here ''

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:14:40 PM

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Those aren't my rules.

Mine involve being with him as opposed to coming around when he needs a booty call.
Talking to him so he knows what's going on inside of me. For us, emotional transparency rules.
Don't do what he says if I think it's wrong. He doesn't want to wind up lost because I didn't tell him he was taking a wrong turn.

The last is metaphorical, he has an amazing sense of direction.

I think I deserve a cookie for managing to wade through most of the drivel the op has in his profile. All of which is contradictory. First he says it's a relationship and both people must be happy and then he says that in order to submit you have to dislike everything that you submit to. That's a good trick, doing both at once. Then he pulls the good German routine that it wasn't their fault they murdered hundreds or thousands of innocents because they were just doing what they were told to, and that this is how a twue subbie would think.

I quit at that. It doesn't work in warfare and it doesn't work in a relationship. So no, having sex with someone unable to give informed consent isn't fine and dandy as long as you're 'ordered' to.

< Message edited by DesFIP -- 12/16/2009 6:21:13 PM >

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:32:58 PM

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its not missing i have them right here ''

That is a quotation mark.

This is an apostrophe: '

Brought to you by CBGB - Citizens for Better Grammar, Bitch.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:35:07 PM

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and this is two apostrophes '' , and this is a quotation mark " , see the difference?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:37:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: QueenRah

Yea-ha! He's been on here two whole months and is arreddy making an you-know-what of hisseff. *giggles*

Just pointing out that osf went by cillydom from 3/3/06 to 11/24/09

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:41:50 PM

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Mine involve being with him as opposed to coming around when he needs a booty call.
Talking to him so he knows what's going on inside of me. For us, emotional transparency rules.
Don't do what he says if I think it's wrong. He doesn't want to wind up lost because I didn't tell him he was taking a wrong turn.

Hey Celeste -
I appreciate what you wrote here. To me that is what I would consider "showing up". I make the distinction because there have been times when I have physically been present but not emotionally or intellectually.

While the simplicity of the "rules" as this person put them up can be picked apart on a shallow level, to me there is a certain truth to them. I'm seeing it more Zen maybe ... the simplicity of a koan which is also deeply complex. "Showing up" as in physically getting there; "showing up" as in being authentically and truly present in the now.

I think in the end we are saying the same thing.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:43:26 PM

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and this is two apostrophes '' , and this is a quotation mark " , see the difference?

Just because they have two separate keys on the keyboard doesn't mean there's any functional difference between the two. A quotation mark is comprised of two apostrophes. An apostrophe is also considered a passable form of indicating a quotation - it looks less formal on a forum but many newspapers use a single apostrophe rather than a double (aka a 'quotation mark' and see what I did there with the apostrophes? How cool am I?) to save on space.

In other words if you take away the computer keyboard, there is no difference between double apostrophes and quotation marks.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:47:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: Drifa

OMG, I went to look at OP's profile and the WALL O'TEXT was hysterically funny.

I couldn't even bear to read it all, it is like "Old Man's Treatise to BDSM" But I laughed my ass off at "WALL O'TEXT" especially since the rest is blank, lol.

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

sugarshorts

Adding to the list of new favorite words. Right next to "ass hat"

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I'm so glad I left New Jersey.....

C'mon, you know he isn't representative of NJ. An embarassment for sure. Right up there with the "Pineys," but thankfully both are nearly 100 miles from me.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:52:31 PM

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quote:

Wicked

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Status: offline Hey wassup? I remember you, you are the guy that posted in the " I hate women " thread that said, and I quote: " I like to approach them in dark alleys. " Hey that's awesome because my new Luger is just fucking aching to meet you in that alley. Sweet. Let me know ok sugarshorts? .

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Hey wassup? I remember you, you are the guy that posted in the " I hate women " thread that said, and I quote: " I like to approach them in dark alleys. " Hey that's awesome because my new Luger is just fucking aching to meet you in that alley. Sweet. Let me know ok sugarshorts? .

Edited to add this little tidbit too from another one of your posts.

"I hate women so naturally i want one to abuse."

Oh that is even more enticing. .

I think I love you right now. But I'm still sending you the bill for a new keyboard that I just sprayed Coke all over from laughing at your post...

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:57:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

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ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told

You're. Not your.

Isn't it spelled 'yer'?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:59:42 PM

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what part of shut the fuck up didnt you understand, lololololol

and heres the apostrophes ''

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:03:33 PM

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and heres the apostrophes ''

You know, you could just go to your original post and edit it so that people will stop giving you a hard time about the punctuation errors.

Anne

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:03:37 PM

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#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told

In the immortal words of Wolf....Kiss my ass.
In the immortal words of Bear....Hell hasn't frozen over yet

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:07:07 PM

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and deprive the nitpickers something to pick?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:08:55 PM

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I think I love you! But what am so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure that my grammar will be pleasing...

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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

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ORIGINAL: osf
and this is two apostrophes '' , and this is a quotation mark " , see the difference?

Just because they have two separate keys on the keyboard doesn't mean there's any functional difference between the two. A quotation mark is comprised of two apostrophes. An apostrophe is also considered a passable form of indicating a quotation - it looks less formal on a forum but many newspapers use a single apostrophe rather than a double (aka a 'quotation mark' and see what I did there with the apostrophes? How cool am I?) to save on space.

In other words if you take away the computer keyboard, there is no difference between double apostrophes and quotation marks.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:11:25 PM

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You said something, little boy?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:11:36 PM

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what part of shut the fuck up didnt you understand, lololololol

and heres the apostrophes ''

You"re right. I can"t believe I"ve been misusing them.

PS - I'm not even remotely interested in being a slave. So why would you assume your "shut the fuck up" lesson applies to me?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:16:15 PM

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Interesting profile journal. No new ideas since 2006, is that right?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:23:28 PM

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