AceOfKnaves
Posts: 39
Joined: 12/22/2009 Status: offline
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Hey everybody. The rules are simple. Each poster (with exception to me, the first one), must first grant and then corrupt the wish of the poster above him/her and then make a wish of his/her own. Always preface the corruption by saying "granted" or "your wish is granted" or something of that ilk. Corruptions can be as simple or as convoluted and ridiculously outlandish as you want, just DO NOT corrupt every wish by saying: "Granted, but then you die." COP OUT! Example: Wish: "I wish I was a billionaire." Crazy Convoluted Corruption: "Granted. You turn to the dark side and use manipulation, lies, and cheating to advance yourself in the business world. Within only a few months, you work your way into top management positions, and in a few more, you're the CEO! You crush through competition and smaller, weaker businesses like nothing without even breaking a sweat. You become one of the richest men in the world! As you're thinking about what to do with all of your cheaply-earned cash, Congress and Obama manage to pass a series of acts which basically institute Communism in the US. Your massive amounts of dirty money are distributed evenly throughout the population." Normal Corruption: "Granted. You win the largest lottery in history, leaving you with a billion dollars. The banks are closed when you win, however, so you store the money in your home till the next day. While swimming in your makeshift cashpool, a house fire breaks out and quickly devours all your cash. Oh, and no, you didn't make it out in time." Uncreative, Boring, Lame Ass Cop Out Corruption: "Granted, but then you die." OKAY I'LL START =D I wish I had more experience in the BDSM scene.
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