popeye1250
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Joined: 1/27/2006 From: New Hampshire Status: offline
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Remember those old "Zombie" movies from the 60's and 50's where the zombies would be walking around in a trance arms outstretched in front of them? It'd be fun if they made a new one about "global warmers!" Scenes with the zombies getting batted over the head, shot, decapitated. Hey Mitch! Here they come and I'm out of ammo!" "No were not, grab those fire extinguishers! Use them like flame throwers!" "Yeah, CO2 extinguishers!!! That'll put their "fire" out, Ha, Ha, Ha! "Here comes their leader "Glacierface, let him have it! "TSHHHHHHH! TSHHHHHH TSHHHHHHH,........"AGGGGGGHHHHH! I'm MELT-ING!" "Ha! We got 'em on the run now Charlie!" "Ok, grab those snow shovels and let's go finish them off!
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