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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/20/2010 11:53:15 PM

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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex

Man, you guys are harshing on teh fantasee...

Here we had a perfectly good wank story written, and y'all had to gum it all up with the "maxipad" this and "pantiliner" that, and pretty soon, my stiffy was drooping like Joe Lieberman's face.

I'm hoping that the OP's, or the alternative ego 'master's' did as well.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 2:08:27 AM

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maybe the 'dom' has a maxipad fetish?

I bet if you checked in his basement at home he'd have every one of those slightly soiled cooch mattresses pinned up on the wall, in date order.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 2:24:07 AM

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FR - I quickly went through the replies and if I missed this, I apologize

OP - I read your post and my only concern, so to speak, is the maxi pad thing.

I could be totally wrong, but isn't that unhealthy?

Yeast infections are caused by an overgrowth of the normal fungi that lives in the vaginal area. The most common fungi is Canidida albicans. Overgrowth of Canidida is often a result of recent use of antibiotics, or by wearing clothing such as nylon or lycra that traps moisture and heat.

That's exactly what pads do, they trap moisture and heat. I would maybe have a talk with your Master about this because it could possibly lead to future problems, including some with him

A man can also get a yeast infection but is less likely to be aware of having one than a woman would be because he may not have any symptoms. As with females, lowered immunity, rather than sexual transmission, is the most frequent cause of genital yeast infections in males. However, 12% to 15% of men will develop symptoms, such as penile rash and itching, following sexual contact with an infected partner.

And if he gets one and doesn't realize it, you two will only end up passing back and forth to each other.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:42:31 AM

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From your post it doesn't seem like you need reminding about your sexual submission. You both appear to be enjoying what you do thus far. Good luck to you both!

Unlike other posters, I wouldn't give a monkey's chuff if M hacked my underwear and I still doubt it'd make me *stupid*.........I can also wear nappies and not be *stupid*.....lol

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 5:24:21 AM

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FR~
i'm with AnimusRex and agirl, it sounds like you are having a good time, keep up the fun and nevermind the abundant narrowmindedness...
holes in uderwear are hot and i've had a brilliant time including a nappy too... haha

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 5:29:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

are Maxi-Pads the ones you have to use belt/harness to wear?

lol RS. Maybe in the early 70's, but yeah, same idea, still gross. You can just attach them now with a tape like strip. Why I don't know. Poor AnimusRex, we killed his boner. R.I.P.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 5:45:23 AM

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rubbing the front of my panties. I am to wear a thick maxi pad in my panties every day.

So if you have this heavy padding in your pants, what good does it do anyone to rub? You aren't gonna feel anything.

You can but it feels gross. Don't ask me how I know that.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 5:49:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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are Maxi-Pads the ones you have to use belt/harness to wear?

If they were manufactured before 1980, yes
Now they not only glue to your panties, but they even have wings!

Like I need the damn things to fly away... *grumbles*

Of course maybe if they could they'd be cooler.

"Hey honey, I've got a flying sanity napkin in my panties!"

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ORIGINAL: Elizabeth666

I read your post and my only concern, so to speak, is the maxi pad thing.

I could be totally wrong, but isn't that unhealthy?

It's not. For reasons unrelated to kink, I had to wear a pad just about every day for over six months.

There were a couple of times when things just weren't pretty.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 8:22:02 AM

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FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

So, apparently, according to the link, those of us on the boards should be having a happy period? I mean, I have HORRIBLE periods, and I'm a serrious painslut, so obvioulsy, logicly, it should be my favorite time of the month?

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 9:20:04 AM

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FR~
i'm with AnimusRex and agirl, it sounds like you are having a good time, keep up the fun and nevermind the abundant narrowmindedness...
holes in uderwear are hot and i've had a brilliant time including a nappy too... haha

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In the end, though, you are happy with what you're doing? Fabulous!

I like to think I'm kind of a non-narrow minded gal...

But lemme see... pretty bras are in fact expensive. Come on! I found a sale once in North Dakota - bought 8 bras and matching undies. It's hard to find good ones in my size.... TSA was all like "What are you doing with all that metal in your luggage... They went through my stuff, gave me serious bruising when they slammed their hands around my boozies to make sure (what? No razor blades? Ach!)... I was not a terrorist... I think they were just a bunch of perverts wanting to play with the panties and cop a feel ...

Was there a question?

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 10:26:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex

Man, you guys are harshing on teh fantasee...

Here we had a perfectly good wank story written, and y'all had to gum it all up with the "maxipad" this and "pantiliner" that, and pretty soon, my stiffy was drooping like Joe Lieberman's face.

LMAO now I have to clean the coffee off the computer.

I'm soooo glad I don't have to worry about these things anymore. Sometimes surgery can be a good thing. No more visits from Aunt Flo.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 11:02:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

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rubbing the front of my panties. I am to wear a thick maxi pad in my panties every day.

So if you have this heavy padding in your pants, what good does it do anyone to rub? You aren't gonna feel anything.

You can but it feels gross. Don't ask me how I know that.

Damned my curiosity.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 11:34:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

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rubbing the front of my panties. I am to wear a thick maxi pad in my panties every day.

So if you have this heavy padding in your pants, what good does it do anyone to rub? You aren't gonna feel anything.

You can but it feels gross. Don't ask me how I know that.

Damned my curiosity.

Well... nothing kills period cramps like an orgasm.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 11:58:34 AM

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This thread has reminded me why i'm glad i'm not a woman......no period

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 12:49:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

If that is the case I think we could be doing a much better job at hazing her than we have thus far.

All you had to do was call, Katy.

OP, you're 22 years old; he's 31. Don't you think by now he would have learned what to do with a girl? Are you sure you're a girl? Are you sure you're not that dude on the other side that is always making journal entries about how much he wants to be a girl, and goes on and on about his "simulated periods". Simulated, my ass.

Go on and encourage him to keep denying you orgasms. See how long it takes for you to start collecting cats, or better yet, for some smooth, tall, sexy, Jamaican dude with that pussy-tingling accent to come along and show you some fireworks.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 1:08:16 PM

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Damn, I really need to book me a trip to Jamaica.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 1:10:21 PM

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When you get there, see if he has a sister!

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 1:14:10 PM

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YOur pussy need tingling Jeff?

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 1:19:51 PM

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But deliberate destruction of my expensive personal property

He missed an excellent opportunity to take you to Victoria's Secret, methinks

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 1:59:25 PM

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Go on and encourage him to keep denying you orgasms. See how long it takes for you to start collecting cats, or better yet, for some smooth, tall, sexy, Jamaican dude with that pussy-tingling accent to come along and show you some fireworks.

Cali

Erm... where can I sign up for that?

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