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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:45:29 AM

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*Gives Bella a weird look*

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:46:25 AM

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*Hangs my head in shame*

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:47:56 AM

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LMAO! Mission accomplished

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:49:58 AM

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Hehehheeeee

Oh shoot, now we've just given Alexi's master some wank material. Quick, say something unsexy! Like, like...

FISH!

*peeks out*

Did it work?

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:54:52 AM

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Nope, just gave him a new fintish... oops!

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 1:30:43 AM

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I read about half of the posts and stopped, I took time to look and the OP, and the Master are both very young. Neither seem to have much experience. Haven't we all been there at one point in time or another. I hope it wasn't a valid/real life post because there are lots of concerns I had in reading the OP.

I hope they both take time to learn before acting.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 2:02:08 AM

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To whom it may apply...

I want to speak about some of the stupidity on this thread:

wearing pads or nappies or tenna lady nappies is NOT detrimental to your health, jeez people, come off it, some of you here pride yourself on your experience and your real time living the life... and you come out with shit that wearing period pads is bad for your health? and also that it is silly? and totally non sexual?
i mean you wear these damn pads inside your knickers against your twat... and you are shocked that some people might think this is sexy? are you serious?

and to justify your ridiculous hilarity you come up with the excuse that the op must be a fake? how lame and paranoid is that!!

i thought the op was funny too, funny and sexy
and then all this fun poking stupidity started... i think it is real real sad

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 12:46:13 AM

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seems to me the pad is a discomfort deal, all for the master (such as he might be)
I'd be down with nipple windows as bras were on their way out (I read two years, but I go by "stretch-death") and getting tossed anyway.
assuming the OP is at least partially real, I see some playful parts and some silly crap best abandoned.
Long term wear of pads is not easy on the labia and clit, esp. used as Alexi posted.
sure, its serious YKINMK territory, but....some folks look at my kinks and think I'm odd (or rather vanilla).

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 6:29:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: ranja

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To whom it may apply...

I want to speak about some of the stupidity on this thread:

wearing pads or nappies or tenna lady nappies is NOT detrimental to your health, jeez people, come off it, some of you here pride yourself on your experience and your real time living the life... and you come out with shit that wearing period pads is bad for your health? and also that it is silly? and totally non sexual?
i mean you wear these damn pads inside your knickers against your twat... and you are shocked that some people might think this is sexy? are you serious?

and to justify your ridiculous hilarity you come up with the excuse that the op must be a fake? how lame and paranoid is that!!

i thought the op was funny too, funny and sexy
and then all this fun poking stupidity started... i think it is real real sad

Oh hush.

I've worn pads straight for six-months due to constant bleeding as a side effect from birth control. And guess what? They made me incredibly prone to yeast infections and I got rashs.

So I feel pretty damn comfortable saying that it isn't good for you. If you don't believe me, feel free to come by and I'll show you a copy of my medical records that state "patient is having adverse reaction - still menstrating after six months". You also talk to my owner about the pain I was in from the rashs, how unsexy it was, and my friends who had to listen to me bitch.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 9:12:20 AM

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I have to ask him when to pee? I don't think so. Texting or calling all day. Master I have to pee. Master i have to poop?

I think somebody got bored and is having fun.

Agrees with the above answers...

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 10:09:48 AM

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with the asking to pee thing ? - this one i am required to do. For a reminder of Sirs domination - and for someone who was independant in that particular area for 40-odd years - it was an effective tool to emphasis domination. As was the never shutting doors.

OP - seems to me that your master needs to be coming up with the things that give HIM a thrill, not things that someone else can come up with. Perhaps he needs to do a bit more reading on the matter.

edited to add - when i am at work, or Sir is asleep, i don't have to ask, using common sense is a great thing!

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 10:14:36 AM

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Joe Lieberman's face

Hey leave poor old Joe out of this will you?

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 10:17:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: wandrinfule

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Do you know Psychonaut and belladevine?

Never heard of them but I'm sure I'd be cut to the bone if I caught the reference

edit: probably taking this thread way too seriously. that having been said, I think all the "quit that zero, get with a hero *smug*" shit isn't helpful.

You would be more than cut to the bone if you knew the references. You would find yourself doubting the existence of a god who created such obtuse objects.

Your knight in armor schtick is kinda cute though.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 11:15:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: HisSub1213

Wow, 23 years old, five posts and soooo caustic towards people who undoubtedly have more experience than you.

The only "experience" pertinent is how assured people are that the OP is a wank-material troll post. The answers given are poking fun because they've reached that conclusion.

However, there isn't any actual way to determine with complete certainty whether these sort of messages are real or not. I suppose some people don't mind the collateral damage if they are potentially wrong once every blue moon.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 3:59:15 PM

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I would hope so. I have heard of subs that cannot pee unless they ask their Master. I mean she is micro-managed. That is what came to my mind and what i mean. i would not want to be
micro-managed. I have seen some subs even having to ask if they can get a glass of water. I think that is overkill there are other ways to show your Dominance.

Just my own opinion...

if it works for you..fantastic.... I am only talking for myself...

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/24/2010 4:07:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: slavevgirlalexi
Master is new to this . . . if you have any advice or tips he can use to remind me of my sexual submission . . .

You want ideas... you can't handle the truth . . . I mean ideas.

To prove your submission and allegiance to him and your new family over your old family . . . desecrate your parents bed and make sure you are fucking him when you know you’ll get caught by them.

To prove your worship for him and his house over your old house of worship . . . get strapped to the altar of your old church while he violates you in ways that defy the directives in the bible as you denounce your old lord and proclaim him as your new lord.

To prove your concern for him and the happiness of his family, and to display your worthiness to them, service them all sexually fulfilling their wildest fantasies.

ROFL.... i need a new laptop now ... you know responses like this one needs to have a "do not drink anything while reading this" warning in the beginning

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/26/2010 1:54:42 AM

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

I've worn pads straight for six-months due to constant bleeding as a side effect from birth control. And guess what? They made me incredibly prone to yeast infections and I got rashs.

So I feel pretty damn comfortable saying that it isn't good for you. If you don't believe me, feel free to come by and I'll show you a copy of my medical records that state "patient is having adverse reaction - still menstrating after six months". You also talk to my owner about the pain I was in from the rashs, how unsexy it was, and my friends who had to listen to me bitch.

I shan't be coming by, but you can copy and paste your medical records in a post here if you want to press the point, i promise i'll read it.

I am sorry you had trouble with it... and when you are ill usually you won't feel very sexy ... i wore the things for a stretch after a miscarriage and i never had rashes or yeast infections, just change them often when they get bloody... obviously if you are allergic to something in them it is a problem, most people have no such troubles though, tampax is indeed different because of tss.
i never felt very sexy either when i was suffering... bit obvious that innit?

my baby wore nappies for about a year constantly and never had so much as a pimple

my grandparents both wore nappies for about 5 years at the end of their lives and neither of them ever 'bitched' about any rashes or yeast infections.

maybe you were just unlucky

i wore a nappy for play once and it was ridiculous and sexy,
different experiences different desires.

op: ... if you develop a rash or yeast infection you better listen to Aquatic and stop your naughty shenanigans

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/26/2010 2:24:28 AM

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I guess you now know it's been 30 years since I have seen one . . . LOL

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are Maxi-Pads the ones you have to use belt/harness to wear?

If they were manufactured before 1980, yes
Now they not only glue to your panties, but they even have wings!

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/26/2010 7:52:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: ranja

I shan't be coming by, but you can copy and paste your medical records in a post here if you want to press the point, i promise i'll read it.

No offense but that would be one of the dumber things a person could do. Hence my "if you are in the area" offer not "I'll let hundreds if not thousands of random strangers read them".

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I am sorry you had trouble with it... and when you are ill usually you won't feel very sexy ... i wore the things for a stretch after a miscarriage and i never had rashes or yeast infections, just change them often when they get bloody... obviously if you are allergic to something in them it is a problem, most people have no such troubles though, tampax is indeed different because of tss.

I was not allergic to anything. It was simply having them against my skin every second of every day for six months.

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i never felt very sexy either when i was suffering... bit obvious that innit?

my baby wore nappies for about a year constantly and never had so much as a pimple

And no babies ever experience diaper rash. That's why no one sells a cream for it and makes money off it.

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my grandparents both wore nappies for about 5 years at the end of their lives and neither of them ever 'bitched' about any rashes or yeast infections.

See above.

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maybe you were just unlucky

Maybe you've never heard of diaper rash, a very common thing for those who have to wear diapers.

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i wore a nappy for play once and it was ridiculous and sexy,
different experiences different desires.

Wearing a diaper for a few hours, or even a day, is not comparable to wearing one 24/7 for months.

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op: ... if you develop a rash or yeast infection you better listen to Aquatic and stop your naughty shenanigans

Please... call me Aqua. I'd also appreciate you cease and desist putting words in my mouth. I never called it "naughty shenanigans" but that I consider her present course unadvisable. If she were wearing them most of the time while taking them off at night or such to allow her skin to breath and giving herself a day now and then to allow the skin to air itself out fully, that would be a much different situation.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/26/2010 8:30:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

The only "experience" pertinent is how assured people are that the OP is a wank-material troll post. The answers given are poking fun because they've reached that conclusion.

However, there isn't any actual way to determine with complete certainty whether these sort of messages are real or not. I suppose some people don't mind the collateral damage if they are potentially wrong once every blue moon.

It seems to me it would be so very, very cool if we could read and respond to OPs without assumption, do the extent that it is possible. Very, very.

[Edited to add this: Minera for periods, or rather, lack thereof. It's outstanding!]

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