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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 2:01:42 PM   
Lockit


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Go on and encourage him to keep denying you orgasms.  See how long it takes for you to start collecting cats, or better yet, for some smooth, tall, sexy, Jamaican dude with that pussy-tingling accent to come along and show you some fireworks. 

Cali



Erm... where can I sign up for that?


LOL... hell with signing up... I am cutting in line! Especially if he sings!

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 2:29:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		some smooth, tall, sexy, Jamaican dude with that pussy-tingling accent to come along and show you some fireworks. 
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It would seem that Cali just ingratiated herself right into the minds of... hell, all of us.

pizelle girl


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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 2:47:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ignore this forum, it is full of crazy and angry people. Do what makes you happy. Follow your folly, to quote the unintentionally profound tagline of a brewery that I like. People here like to dig on dominants because it makes them feel secure. Don't let their psychological issues harm your apparently happy relationship

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 2:59:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wandrinfule

Ignore this forum, it is full of crazy and angry people. Do what makes you happy. Follow your folly, to quote the unintentionally profound tagline of a brewery that I like. People here like to dig on dominants because it makes them feel secure. Don't let their psychological issues harm your apparently happy relationship


Awww... these mean ol cyber people! Yes, we should fall for anything... just smile and wish them well and give them whatever they want.

Your polly anna glasses are glued to your face if you think any site... repeat... any site... online is going to coddle people they think are being really silly or false.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:02:32 PM   
wandrinfule


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

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ORIGINAL: wandrinfule

Ignore this forum, it is full of crazy and angry people. Do what makes you happy. Follow your folly, to quote the unintentionally profound tagline of a brewery that I like. People here like to dig on dominants because it makes them feel secure. Don't let their psychological issues harm your apparently happy relationship


Awww... these mean ol cyber people! Yes, we should fall for anything... just smile and wish them well and give them whatever they want.

Your polly anna glasses are glued to your face if you think any site... repeat... any site... online is going to coddle people they think are being really silly or false.



Not so much coddle, but project their psychological insecurites and failings upon an apparently happy relationship. I don't want you all to suck their metaphorical dicks, just give them actual advice instead of "Heh. So much for your boyfriend being a dominant. How about the REAL DEAL??!?! Heh"

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:07:07 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		So you are telling me you fell for that happy submissive girl that had to point out repeatedly that she was a girl? I don't care if she is a girl or not... it's cool that they are happy... but when someone has game like that, they deserve whatever they get and you can't blame that on the insecurity or anything else of those laughing about the falasy or fantasy being shared on an open board.

I mean come on... do you know how much those pads would cost to use every day? How about the health situations the pads could cause and would cause most anyone wearing them everyday and the cost of cleaning that up? Oh and don't fail to remember... that with as much bragging was going on with the op... I am sure if they could afford all that... she would be bragging about all their money and not just asking for more kink idea's.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:19:13 PM   
wandrinfule


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Status: offline 		Not a clue where you're getting half of that, but if it makes you happy then hey, okay. I'm not saying they should do XYZ, and I admit that she may, infact, be bragging. I just find it adorable, and I'm not sure the most effective response is to punch holes in whatever joy she may be feeling. Especially not to please our own apparently bloated and malignant egos. (this part not aimed at you particularly)

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:42:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wandrinfule

Ignore this forum, it is full of crazy and angry people. Do what makes you happy. Follow your folly, to quote the unintentionally profound tagline of a brewery that I like. People here like to dig on dominants because it makes them feel secure. Don't let their psychological issues harm your apparently happy relationship



Wow, 23 years old, five posts and soooo caustic towards people who undoubtedly have more experience than you.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:46:08 PM   
wandrinfule


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Wow, 23 years old, five posts and soooo caustic towards people who undoubtedly have more experience than you.


Only caustic when I feel the established regulars are willing to crush the enthusiasm of excited newbies. If they fuck up, let em. Don't sap the joy that should be at the heart of it all

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:55:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
some smooth, tall, sexy, Jamaican dude with that pussy-tingling accent to come along and show you some fireworks. 

Cali


who? what? where? purrrrrrrrs, and Im not sex starved...but sounds yummmmmy


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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 3:57:08 PM   
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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 4:02:08 PM   
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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 4:17:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wandrinfule

Ignore this forum, it is full of crazy and angry people. Do what makes you happy. Follow your folly, to quote the unintentionally profound tagline of a brewery that I like. People here like to dig on dominants because it makes them feel secure. Don't let their psychological issues harm your apparently happy relationship


Do you know Psychonaut and belladevine?

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 4:55:50 PM   
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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 5:49:58 PM   
wandrinfule


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Do you know Psychonaut and belladevine?


Never heard of them but I'm sure I'd be cut to the bone if I caught the reference


edit: probably taking this thread way too seriously. that having been said, I think all the "quit that zero, get with a hero *smug*" shit isn't helpful.

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 10:11:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was going to comment to the OP, but ehhh.....I don't think she's real to start with by the way the OP sounds.  I'm happy for them if I'm wrong, but still....red flags and drawing a blank at this point...Maxi pads?!  OK that's silly....

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/21/2010 10:51:32 PM   
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I like to think I'm kind of a non-narrow minded gal...

But lemme see... pretty bras are in fact expensive.  Come on!  I found a sale once in North Dakota - bought 8 bras and matching undies.  It's hard to find good ones in my size.... TSA was all like "What are you doing with all that metal in your luggage... They went through my stuff, gave me serious bruising when they slammed their hands around my boozies to make sure (what?  No razor blades?  Ach!)... I was not a terrorist... I think they were just a bunch of perverts wanting to play with the panties and cop a feel ...



I don't blame them...

just sayin'


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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:16:54 AM   
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Well... nothing kills period cramps like an orgasm.


I wish! I've actually brought cramps on by having an orgasm the day before my period.

And I feel sooo out of touch now...I sleep in pads during that time...mostly because the whole 'being horizontal' thing keeps it from getting too messy and also because I read that TSS warning pamphlet and I do not want to get TSS.

And now I'll stop so my TMI doesn't turn into omgwtftmibitch

ETA also I love how this gratuitous "Master told me to post sexy things" turned into a discussion of menstruation. Also also, I believe it is the master who wrote that post. Because I can't imagine a woman including pads in a "list of sexy things I do for my master"

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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:38:00 AM   
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And I feel sooo out of touch now...I sleep in pads during that time...mostly because the whole 'being horizontal' thing keeps it from getting too messy and also because I read that TSS warning pamphlet and I do not want to get TSS.

I read that pamphlet 28 years ago, and ignored it completely. No signs of TSS yet.


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RE: Master told me to come here. - 1/22/2010 12:42:28 AM   
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And I feel sooo out of touch now...I sleep in pads during that time...mostly because the whole 'being horizontal' thing keeps it from getting too messy and also because I read that TSS warning pamphlet and I do not want to get TSS.

I read that pamphlet 28 years ago, and ignored it completely. No signs of TSS yet.



Hehe yeah I'm not too fussed about it, but I know people are going to look at me weird if I admit I think it's actually more comfortable to sleep in a pad :P

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