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domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:07:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I think your current profile is rather intriguing, and if I was in Chicago I wouldn't have ran away... but that is only because you are a rather funny bright guy... so any changes to your profile will hopefully use those skillz that you possess.... Not only that, your height alone should attract them like bees to honey, just some advice... men who start off their profile announcing how tall they are... well, that turns this sub off I wouldn't have known that. I would have started out my profile leading with height. Probably a height and weight that I felt would have been sub appropriate. Maybe even create a plethora of profiles whose height and weight might correspond exactly to the dimensions of the sub I am attempting to woo. Do subs like a guy who describes his past experiences? Maybe just four or five brief paragraphs describing in great detail how my prior sub loved to suck cock? A little help here. Before I forget, I think it is very important for me to have experienced loss. Horrible and tragic loss. It would be nice if I was portrayed in a manner where I was transformed by this loss but somehow emerged from it's shadows a stronger and wiser man. The fuckin' puss loves this kind of shit.

divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:08:59 PM)
Domi toss in there that you lost your previous sub say she died.. get some pitty cmails

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:13:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: afterforever You need friends, thousands of friends with thousands of annoying pictures to make your profile take ages to load. The gash will think you're super cool to have so many friends, and the destruction of their browsing speed will only add to the anticipation of the domidong. Send a friend request to every beautiful, young, or slutty looking woman you can find. Doesn't matter if you've never spoken to them before, image is everything. I do need friends. Right now I have only Aynne? Is that even her name? Which is fucking hysterical. How did this happen. It's like having archaeology as a hard limit. I do need friends...But cool friends. I don't think it is beneficial to have those unworthy listed. It might be a nice touch if you could gather your "hot' friends and have them create profile with lots of really hot pics and "friend" me. Subs love the competition and love to feel like they have "won" something of great and mysterious value. This is going swimmingly.

juliaoceania -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:15:02 PM)
quote: Do subs like a guy who describes his past experiences? Maybe just four or five brief paragraphs describing in great detail how my prior sub loved to suck cock? Whenever a dominant approaches me by letting me know how high his expectations are as far as my cock sucking duties will be, that is soooo hot! I need to have other former relationships to compare myself to so I know how inferior I really am, and how I cannot ever hope to improve enough to meet his high expectations... quote: A little help here. Before I forget, I think it is very important for me to have experienced loss. Horrible and tragic loss. It would be nice if I was portrayed in a manner where I was transformed by this loss but somehow emerged from it's shadows a stronger and wiser man. The fuckin' puss loves this kind of shit I think you should lead with how much you grieve your last sub, who died from having lock jaw from too much cock sucking... that should really bring on the sympathy

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:15:33 PM)
He shouldn't mention he killed her however On a personal note, I avoid the word dumpster, it seems to have bad connotations. And finlay, avoid inquiring if they have daughters " of age"......just trust me on this one! Jeff

DomMeinCT -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:16:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petmonkey The audio greeting could be the same script, only replacing the word "I" with "the domidong", as in "the domidong has better taste in beer and music than you do." Perhaps set to a def beat? Yes, absolutely: The audio greeting has to be read in the 3rd person.

juliaoceania -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:19:10 PM)
quote: I do need friends...But cool friends. That eliminates all of us, doesn't it?

divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:19:53 PM)
Domi also mention you cook .. chicks dig that kind of shit.

juliaoceania -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:21:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: divi Domi also mention you cook .. chicks dig that kind of shit. He only cooks food he gathers though.,... like road kill.. makes him seem more independent and self reliant... and a good provider

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:21:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: divi Domi toss in there that you lost your previous sub say she died.. get some pitty cmails People die all of the time. I think she should die in a way where it is perceived that I did more than any ten men could have accomplished in attempting to save her. I of course was horribly wounded in the event. I think I have to share in her suffering to make a serious impact on the jaded subs of today. Perhaps I walked half way across Africa clutching my own entrails? I'm not very good at this kind of stuff. But at least one person, if not more, have died in my arms. Should I admit to crying?

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:24:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: divi Domi also mention you cook .. chicks dig that kind of shit. quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I wouldn't mind being a great cook but I probably should defer those responsibilities to my sub, right? This is clearly a work in progress. Help. Try and keep up.

divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:24:34 PM)
Oh yes.. I love a guy who can cry. Not sure you want to admit you like to shop ?

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:25:06 PM)
You are allowed to have whelled up... but not crying. Unless it's at the end of "Field of Dreams" Jeff

divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:25:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: divi Domi also mention you cook .. chicks dig that kind of shit. quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I wouldn't mind being a great cook but I probably should defer those responsibilities to my sub, right? This is clearly a work in progress. Help. Try and keep up. sorry Domly one I will try harder to keep up !!

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:26:59 PM)
No crying then...Too icky. Edited to add...I don't think in my profile I should use the word "icky."

LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:27:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You are allowed to have whelled up... but not crying. Unless it's at the end of "Field of Dreams" Jeff Or 'Old Yeller'

DomMeinCT -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:29:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You are allowed to have whelled up... but not crying. Unless it's at the end of "Field of Dreams" Jeff I was going to suggest that he can admit to crying, but it was always done silently and when alone.

afterforever -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:29:28 PM)
You and your sub were single handedly building an orphanage in darkest Africa. A rhino attacks, and both you and your sub are gored. In a desperate and heroic attempt to save her, you single handedly rip of the rhino's horn and shove it down his throat. Your sub is still alive, you patch her up with your shirt, leaving your own intestines hanging out, attracting hyenas as you stumble for miles through the desert to the nearest hospital. She dies in your arms just as you set her down on the front steps of the ER. ?

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:29:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You are allowed to have whelled up... but not crying. Unless it's at the end of "Field of Dreams" Jeff Or 'Old Yeller' My best friend is married to a gal that is Korean and Sicillian...that's what we call her. I don't think that she be included in my profile either.

divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:31:15 PM)
Say you feed the homeless on the weekends ... Sub woman love strong men who are givers

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