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domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:48:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: afterforever

I thought my rhino idea was better, more manly, and you can add in all kinds of detail about rippling torso as you pull your shirt off, fighting hyenas off the body of your barely-breathing sub, her final words telling you to find love again, all good shit.


This sounds suspiciously like Gorean profiles, no offense. But maybe that would widen the net to capture some kajira?


Can one profile attract not only mainstream CM snatch but that of the heralded kajira and slave girl as well?

Is a fella allowed to even begin to have those kind of dreams?

I must have this profile.



kittinSol -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:50:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I must have this profile.


Top PR advice doesn't come cheap :-) .



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:53:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Am I overstating it's importance?  I don't think so.


This is ABSOLUTELY the road to take.
 
The subbies can rattle on about peace love and understanding all they like, but after every bar fight I've been in, there are a dozen bitches so wet they are stuck to the floor.
 
Doesn't hurt to throw one now and again either. Say you are 'doing it for the other guy'.
 
If her face isn't plastered to your dick for the next 12 hours, just take the next one.


It shows that I am capable of male bonding and helping out a my brother in his time of need. 

Subs are going to lick this up!!

(I stick out my chest and with my right fist administer two chest thumps)  My brothah, you know I've always gotchya back.

Sounds dopeoriffic.



afterforever -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:54:52 PM)

I think it can be done. I hear some (not all) of those kajira possibly maybe have a propensity to confuse fantasy with reality, they should be easy to ensnare with the right lies. Allegedly.

Really didn't want to get involved in the whole Gorean thing. [>:]



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:56:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol


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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I must have this profile.


Top PR advice doesn't come cheap :-) .


Yes, I mean really now, Domi, what are we all getting in return for this top notch PR spin on you? I need my 1099 soon for tax time.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:59:20 PM)

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But please be clear about anal...we subbies like to know which is end is up when choosing a partner.


Or rather which end is going to be up *nodnodnod*



kittinSol -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:00:11 PM)

I think a muff dive, at the very least.



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:00:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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But please be clear about anal...we subbies like to know which is end is up when choosing a partner.


Or rather which end is going to be up *nodnodnod*



LOL Right, with Domi's predilictions, I wanted to create an honest profile for him.



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:02:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I think a muff dive, at the very least.


Perhaps, at one time...that might have worked with me.

But alas..the Domi and Jefff bromance makes that idea a bit squicky now.



kittinSol -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:02:59 PM)

Oh come on, it's only a tongue!



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:03:58 PM)

Yes, but anteaters are known to carry horrendously disfiguring diseases...shudders at the thought.



HisSub1213 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:04:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: divi

Domi also mention you cook .. chicks dig that kind of shit. 



Not only cook but were taught by a Five Star Chef, AND you have an excellent knowledge of fine wines.



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:04:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cloudboy
Helicopter: Mention this as your preferred means of travel.

German: Being bilingual would be an asset, especially if you could give orders in stern German.

Work History: Best if you are an Ex-CEO "taking time off" to travel and write your memoirs on credit back default swaps.

Expertise: Wood and leather working skills, which enable you to custom make all your bondage equipment.

Stable: Mention that you own horses, women love horses and "outdoor" men. You kill two birds with one stone here.

For extra points, point out how before landing your first power job, you also moonlighted as a "male escort," a job which opened your eyes up to the complexity and diversity of women.

Charity: Have a project showing initiative to ameliorate the situation in Haiti, headed by you.

Do not mention specific corporal acts, instead emphasize 19th Century "slave training" with Geisha overtones attached to it.

In honor of Amayos, before he was turned -- say all women must contact you -- you will not contact them.

A testament to how your sub will forfeit all rights and achieve "true slavehood" will pique a candidates imagination.

Others who know you describe you as moslty "Roman Gladiator" with the modernity, taste, and style of "David Copperfield."

Lastly, the real hook for most women out there is that you are looking for that "true one" who will "complete you."


cloudboy, 

you are a profile writing genius!!!

There was too much good stuff to acknowledge it all.

I think it is only proper that I have a helicopter.   That is way better than the Camaro I was going to list in my profile.  Helicopters rock. Anyone can fly a plane.  It seems passengers routinely land those fuckers everyday after a pilot has succumbed to food poisioning.

I fly a 'copter.  Bad ass dude.

multilingual...I need that.

I funded relief work in haiti through my personal charitable foundation...But didn't go because I was afraid I might catch "the aids."

This not only shows compassion but an awareness of my own mortality.

Rocks the frickin' house.

This is exactly why I need help.



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:07:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol


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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I must have this profile.


Top PR advice doesn't come cheap :-) .


if you put up more nudes you might be able to be one of my friends.

How cool for you!!!



Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:07:34 PM)

You are gonna be up to the EYES in gash!

I am gonna say, "I knew domiguy before he was a legend"


(thump thump) gotchyer back!



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:08:04 PM)

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Should I admit to crying?


YES!!! Or at least in that case, chicks love guys who are sensitive. Admitting you cried while watching Dying Young....not so much



HisSub1213 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:10:37 PM)

~FR~

Oh and wherever you chose to live, make sure its a BIG Mansion on lots of land (more room for the horses). And be sure to mention you're into Animal Rescue, the cutest, fluffiest anmials you can think of. Women love men with puppies you know. [;)]



juliaoceania -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:12:06 PM)

I think this is the time to seriously give attention to the portion of the profile dedicated to her finding you sister subs ... you know we love being tasked with finding more submissives for our potential dominants... especially if they are only our online dominants...



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:13:27 PM)

Dom good move with going with the helicopter .. much better then the 84 camaro you were gonna put in



kittinSol -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 3:18:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

multilingual...I need that.



Yes, you do [8D][8D][8D] .



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