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Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:31:49 PM)

LOL!!!......"here yeller!, come back yeller!"


woooooooooooooo


ok..... back to you now



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:32:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: divi

Domi toss in there that you lost your previous sub say she died.. get some pitty cmails


People die all of the time.  I think she should die in a way where it is perceived that I did more than any ten men could have accomplished in attempting to save her.  I of course was horribly wounded in the event. 

I think I have to share in her suffering to make a serious impact on the jaded subs of today.  Perhaps I walked half way across Africa clutching my own entrails?

I'm not very good at this kind of stuff.

But at least one person, if not more, have died in my arms. 

Should I admit to crying?


Perhaps she could have died while you were driving and she was sucking on the domidong. Yanno, she bit it, you corrected her and then suddenly had a horrible auto crash - all her fault too. That way, you were injured, and you can get the sympathy from those who wanna kiss it and make it all better.



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:33:02 PM)

I just got that joke lol.. thanks Jeff !!



Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:33:56 PM)

Dude all divi's ideas make you sound like a pussy.

Let someone else feed the homeless. A  Dominant man like you hijacks the truck loaded with food for the homeless!

Jeff



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:35:38 PM)

lol.. obviously Domi needs help and I'm the chick to do it !

Domi should say he loves to shop, cook, vacation, get mani and pedi's and play tennis.. and drink ...
now that is an Ideal Dom  +++++ a huge cock and is wealthy
( Jeff stop hating )



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:35:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ohhhhhhh, and show lots of pictures of knives and swords and shit.



How did I miss this? Lat, all is forgiven. You brilliant lez, you!!! This has to  be included as well.  Perhaps it might be the entire cornerstone that my profile is based?

Am I overstating it's importance?  I don't think so.



afterforever -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:36:00 PM)

I thought my rhino idea was better, more manly, and you can add in all kinds of detail about rippling torso as you pull your shirt off, fighting hyenas off the body of your barely-breathing sub, her final words telling you to find love again, all good shit.



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:39:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ohhhhhhh, and show lots of pictures of knives and swords and shit.



How did I miss this? Lat, all is forgiven. You brilliant lez, you!!! This has to  be included as well.  Perhaps it might be the entire cornerstone that my profile is based?

Am I overstating it's importance?  I don't think so.


Dont forget to show them a pic of you in your Darth Vader mask



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:39:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Dude all divi's ideas make you sound like a pussy.

Let someone else feed the homeless. A  Dominant man like you hijacks the truck loaded with food for the homeless!

Jeff


Nigerian subs need to eat, right?  Who am I to deny them. 

It should be noted that I might possibly respond in a favorable way to someone that might be suffering or have less than I do.

Just noted.   No sense in going on and on about shit no one really cares about.



LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:39:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ohhhhhhh, and show lots of pictures of knives and swords and shit.



How did I miss this? Lat, all is forgiven. You brilliant lez, you!!! This has to  be included as well.  Perhaps it might be the entire cornerstone that my profile is based?

Am I overstating it's importance?  I don't think so.


Thank you. I do have my moments yanno.

I think a photo, with rippling muscled chest bared, holding a gleaming sword (no NOT the domidong) would be simply breathtaking!!



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:39:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: divi

Oh yes.. I love a guy who can cry. 

Not sure you want to admit you like to shop ? 


If he summering in Fire Island, OF COURSE he should mention he loves shopping, especially at Williams-Sonoma, and of course, he would hold her bags.

Also, say you love spas and joint massages, subs love that shit.



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:40:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Dude all divi's ideas make you sound like a pussy.

Let someone else feed the homeless. A  Dominant man like you hijacks the truck loaded with food for the homeless!

Jeff


Wait till you hear about who she is banging...Yikes....Will tell you about it over beers.

It's sad, man, really sad.



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:41:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: afterforever

I thought my rhino idea was better, more manly, and you can add in all kinds of detail about rippling torso as you pull your shirt off, fighting hyenas off the body of your barely-breathing sub, her final words telling you to find love again, all good shit.


This sounds suspiciously like Gorean profiles, no offense. But maybe that would widen the net to capture some kajira?



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:41:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: divi

Oh yes.. I love a guy who can cry. 

Not sure you want to admit you like to shop ? 


If he summering in Fire Island, OF COURSE he should mention he loves shopping, especially at Williams-Sonoma, and of course, he would hold her bags.

Also, say you love spas and joint massages, subs love that shit.


waves to the sexy red...  now that is a Dom ...Domi take a pic of you holding a girls Pocketbook



EbonyWood -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:43:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Am I overstating it's importance?  I don't think so.


This is ABSOLUTELY the road to take.
 
The subbies can rattle on about peace love and understanding all they like, but after every bar fight I've been in, there are a dozen bitches so wet they are stuck to the floor.
 
Doesn't hurt to throw one now and again either. Say you are 'doing it for the other guy'.
 
If her face isn't plastered to your dick for the next 12 hours, just take the next one.



sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:44:28 PM)

Waves to the divi-ine one...

Oh! I forgot to add more for Domi, make sure you include a photo of your parlor and every single one of your toys and implements laid out on a towel.

Then, tell them you own a dry cleaner.

We frigging love that.



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:44:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Dude all divi's ideas make you sound like a pussy.

Let someone else feed the homeless. A  Dominant man like you hijacks the truck loaded with food for the homeless!

Jeff


Wait till you hear about who she is banging...Yikes....Will tell you about it over beers.

It's sad, man, really sad.
awwww I'm gonna be the topic of convo during your next Scatt meeting,, YaY



domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:44:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

I thought my rhino idea was better, more manly, and you can add in all kinds of detail about rippling torso as you pull your shirt off, fighting hyenas off the body of your barely-breathing sub, her final words telling you to find love again, all good shit.


Rhinos are kind of big.  Seem not to be the sharpest tool in the animal kingdom drawer either.  Also, their skin is kinda all crinklety and shit. I really wouldn't want to touch one...Squeamish much?  ....I know!!!

A pride of lions would suffice.  It would have to be a big pride.  Otherwise she might have pulled through.



divi -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:45:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Waves to the divi-ine one...

Oh! I forgot to add more for Domi, make sure you include a photo of your parlor and every single one of your toys and implements laid out on a towel.

Then, tell them you own a dry cleaner.

We frigging love that.

oo yes Red !  And make sure your house is a friggin mess in the background... I dig that



cloudboy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 2:45:57 PM)



Thick Books: Start with the Oxford English Dictionary situated in a mahogany shelf and lectern, hand built by you. (Imply secretarial duties might be needed.)

Cock: You were a "stand in" for various porno films as a youth to help pay for your education -- only your cock and mid torso were featured so that you could remain anonymous and later hold a power career without running the risk of a scandal.

Experience: Be sure to mention your past prowess in turning Femdoms into Femsubs. You get an extra domly quotient for that.

Cuckholding: In honor of Lord and Master, who has deserted these forums, you need to stand in his stead making it clear to all malesubs you are ready and willing to burn their women down as they watch from the corner.

Helicopter: Mention this as your preferred means of travel.

German: Being bilingual would be an asset, especially if you could give orders in stern German.

Work History: Best if you are an Ex-CEO "taking time off" to travel and write your memoirs on credit back default swaps.

Expertise: Wood and leather working skills, which enable you to custom make all your bondage equipment.

Stable: Mention that you own horses, women love horses and "outdoor" men. You kill two birds with one stone here.

For extra points, point out how before landing your first power job, you also moonlighted as a "male escort," a job which opened your eyes up to the complexity and diversity of women.

Charity: Have a project showing initiative to ameliorate the situation in Haiti, headed by you.

Do not mention specific corporal acts, instead emphasize 19th Century "slave training" with Geisha overtones attached to it.

In honor of Amayos, before he was turned -- say all women must contact you -- you will not contact them.

A testament to how your sub will forfeit all rights and achieve "true slavehood" will pique a candidates imagination.

Others who know you describe you as moslty "Roman Gladiator" with the modernity, taste, and style of "David Copperfield."

Lastly, the real hook for most women out there is that you are looking for that "true one" who will "complete you."



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