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subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:34:31 PM)
So the girl beagle has allergies and the vet said try just fish (SHUT UP JEFFFFF) and sweet potatoes. ~blink blink~ What? Like, toss her a mackerel? (JEFFFFFFFFFF SHUT UP!)

Jeffff -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:34:32 PM)
Yeah dude, pick her... she is an AWSOME mistress!

LaTigresse -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:35:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee So the girl beagle has allergies and the vet said try just fish (SHUT UP JEFFFFF) and sweet potatoes. ~blink blink~ What? Like, toss her a mackerel? (JEFFFFFFFFFF SHUT UP!) He was probably thinking of a fish without the bones. Like taking some tuna and mixing it in with the sweet potatoes.

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:35:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ballsSOasking4it i want to try consuming humiliating things, so i'd like to be forced to eat dog or cat food, and maybe get kicked in the balls while doing so! i once had a mistress in Chicago vomit into my mouth. i was queezy a few days later, but i'd do it again. i love tasting things, being forced to swallow or chew them. maybe it'd be fun to have to taste a whole bunch of dog and cat foods. anybody near me willing to make me do it? You are in luck...Swing by the MapRoom on thursday night around seven. I will poo in your mouth. It will be a fucking hoot. Can't wait to meet you.

ballsSOasking4it -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:36:11 PM)
i'm new to this site. How'd the fucking vanilla cone get next to me? i love all showers and want hard boots saluting my balls?

intenze -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:40:03 PM)
alrighty then! my first HIDE of the year!!! Woot!

Aylee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:41:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ballsSOasking4it i'm new to this site. How'd the fucking vanilla cone get next to me? i love all showers and want hard boots saluting my balls? It is the "Vanilla Cone of SHAME" You received it for your shameful first post!

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:41:31 PM)
Beagles are the harbinger of death. Some friends of mine had a beagle..One night, a couple of years ago, it stood outside their daughter's bedroom and bayed all night. the next day their daughter, Margo, caught the cancer and died. Beware the beagle.

subtee -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:42:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ballsSOasking4it i'm new to this site. How'd the fucking vanilla cone get next to me? i love all showers and want hard boots saluting my balls? Dog food is the theme. LOOK. It's the chuckwagon! Go get it, boy!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BBqgMQluDM

Aileen1968 -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:42:43 PM)
I'm buying you a beagle....

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:48:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I'm buying you a beagle.... I would buy you a pair of beagle pelt undies to cover that ghastly twat of yours. After that photo did your fingies smell funny?

Jeffff -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:49:42 PM)
I wanna step on the new guys balls! Who would have ever thought that there would be scat at S.C.A.T.T.

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:50:46 PM)
Do you think shorebound and ballsoasking4it, if they met, would become chums? Just running all over Michigan and Jersey kicking each other in the nads.

Jeffff -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:52:43 PM)
I'm thinking that if you could bang Aileen regularly , you could do ANYTHING Shore is My new hereo! Jeff

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:53:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I wanna step on the new guys balls! Who would have ever thought that there would be scat at S.C.A.T.T. I really like the new guy as well. It would be fun to slam a pint glass full of hoppy beveri down on his scroat. I do like the new guy.

Jeffff -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:54:36 PM)
A shame Jo won't be there.... oh well........ If you were banging tee and got a beagle nose up the ass do you stop? Jeff

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 2:59:04 PM)
I wonder if Shorebound is upset over how quickly he was replaced by the "new guy." Shorebound has thrown a pillow over his head and between sobs can be heard mumbling... There's a new kid in town...sob...I don't want to hear it ...Sniffle...There's a new kid in town...sob..... I don't want to hear it ....There's a new kid in town ......There's a new kid in town

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 3:01:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff A shame Jo won't be there.... oh well........ If you were banging tee and got a beagle nose up the ass do you stop? Jeff Man has long reflected upon such issues. If you were bangin' tee and you thought that a rerun of Monk might be on...Would you stop? Deep shit Deep shit indeed.

Aileen1968 -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 3:02:32 PM)
Yeah well...he deserved it. He would never let me poo in his mouth.

domiguy -> RE: BARF Diet (2/15/2010 3:05:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Yeah well...he deserved it. He would never let me poo in his mouth. Pussy. I hope that ballSoaking4it is available in Aug. My plumbing is a tad bit suspect. It would be nice having him around to pick up the slack. We will have bean dip!!!

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